Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.
Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
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Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!
March 26, 2019 By
Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator.
This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com.
Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping around like Godzilla, tearing shit up, and crushing people like bugs under his feet! If you want to wake up the giant within you, then this book can show you how! Free on Kindle.
How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
March 24, 2019 By
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:
- How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
- How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
- How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
- And much, much more! $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: NASA’s 1st Mission to Mars – For What?!!!
December 30, 2018 By
“A spellbinding mix of drama, sci-fi, and humor, delivered in a style that is inimitable, and featuring awesome characters on a rollicking ride to Mars and back.” Penniless, flat broke, sleeping in a cardboard box in a tent city on the South Side of Chicago, this formerly undistinguished man, Stanley Marczek, becomes the first man to walk on Mars. How is it possible? The capacity to survive in a confined space, for months, on the journey to Mars is one clue. He accepts NASA’s offer, seeing it as an opportunity to remake his life, earn a cool three million bucks, and return to Earth a hero. But when the mission is complete, he publicly questions the wisdom of all manned missions to Mars, to the embarrassment of NASA. On this adventure, you’ll experience the challenge and all the excitement of a real Mars landing and visit by Man. Free on Kindle.
Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Nine Worlds
December 27, 2018 By
Everyone’s favorite bumbling detective, Barnabas Tew, is back! He’s as confused as ever but is ready to save the world once more…this time from Ragnarok. It seems that someone has set in motion a string of events that will trigger the ending of the world as we know it, unless Barnabas can discover the culprit and foil the plan before it’s too late. Can he make his way through the Nine Worlds of Viking mythology and outwit the dastardly mastermind behind the plan, or is Ragnarok inevitable? $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Zombie Bot (Spyware Book 1)
December 1, 2018 By
Zombies, hackers and U.S. Senators—what could be scarier?
A modern sci-fi political satire where cable news & social media is used to infect the brains of the American public! Hacker Eddy Pending has discovered the virus, but is forced to run from the deadly Men in Rose Coloured Glasses.
“the tension-ridden tale progresses…until its stellar ending”—Kirkus Reviews. Free on Kindle.
That Guy (Humor)
October 6, 2018 By
“That Guy” is a life changing read. My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. This book will change your life. Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got another D.U.I. He didn’t read this book either.
There have been many great memoirs written by people who struggle with depression, anxiety, addiction, mental illness, Autism, divorce, crappy childhoods, parenting, divorce, hiking mountains, traveling, surviving crashes, being molested, attempting suicide, cancer, and even having lots of cats. I think there is even a memoir written by a guy who was born with no arms or legs, and for the life of me I still can’t figure out how he wrote it.
“That Guy” is just like all those books, only better. It is so powerful that some critics are calling it the next Bible. This is the first ever memoir written about the day to day struggle with being a real as*hole. It was written to inspire the millions and millions of other as*holes in the world who are going through the same things I did. I struggled with being called an as*hole for as long as he could remember, and I didn’t find true happiness until I accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror. Then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that person and made fun of them until I felt better about myself. Now I probably don’t even need to take my antidepressants anymore, or read that Tony Robbins self-help book my mom bought me for Christmas last year. This is my remarkable true story. $0.99 on Kindle.
That Guy (Humor)
October 3, 2018 By
“That Guy” is a life changing read. My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. This book will change your life. Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got another D.U.I. He didn’t read this book either.
There have been many great memoirs written by people who struggle with depression, anxiety, addiction, mental illness, Autism, divorce, crappy childhoods, parenting, divorce, hiking mountains, traveling, surviving crashes, being molested, attempting suicide, cancer, and even having lots of cats. I think there is even a memoir written by a guy who was born with no arms or legs, and for the life of me I still can’t figure out how he wrote it.
“That Guy” is just like all those books, only better. It is so powerful that some critics are calling it the next Bible. This is the first ever memoir written about the day to day struggle with being a real as*hole. It was written to inspire the millions and millions of other as*holes in the world who are going through the same things I did. I struggled with being called an as*hole for as long as he could remember, and I didn’t find true happiness until I accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror. Then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that person and made fun of them until I felt better about myself. Now I probably don’t even need to take my antidepressants anymore, or read that Tony Robbins self-help book my mom bought me for Christmas last year. This is my remarkable true story. $0.99 on Kindle.
Pianist in a Bordello
October 1, 2018 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father,
Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Game: It’s All Fantasy. Really.
August 14, 2018 By
Religion and fantasy sports collide in this over-the-top, crude satire that focuses on Danny’s alcohol-fueled obsession with the Game, an annual contest hosted by the Game Masters. Danny will do anything to be Chosen (with a capital C), but there’s the rub: even if he is Chosen, he won’t know it until the Game is over. He also doesn’t have any way of knowing what the rules to the Game are. But that’s just life, ya know? Or is it the Game? All bets are off in this thinly veiled mockery of everything you hold dear. $3.99 on Kindle.
Oh the times! Oh the customs!
August 13, 2018 By
Surreal, cynical and satirical look at the absurdity of our own established set of societal norms and the modern world itself. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Amazing Adventures of 4¢ Ned – Coinworld: Book One
August 11, 2018 By
The world has a new hero, but he’s short a penny.
After meeting a sagacious Indian nickel, 4¢ Ned discovers within himself a million buck’s of e pluribus awesome. Teaming up with a luckless Lincoln penny, the three intrepid coins set out to save Coinworld from a worthless future and become the champions of small change everywhere. A bigger world never came in a smaller package. Buck ‘n’ roll! Free on Kindle.
The Pontency!
August 6, 2018 By
In a world turned upside down by the God of Potency’s prancing dickishness – Queen Elizabeth II in orbit, the Dalai Lama partially digested, unforgivable uses for tofu – two heroes set out to restore natural order, overcome crippling dandruff and escape the pull of the Mongolian Illuminati.
Chul, a self-righteous South Korean salaryman, vows to find and consume the vaunted Twinkie of Destiny, achieve 15 minutes of earthly omnipotence, restore the honor of Korea and lay Japan low. He is joined by CJ, a vengeful American plumber who seeks to punish the God of Potency and strike at Islam to avenge the tragedy of 9/11.
Can anyone stop the God of Potency? Can our heroes find the Twinkie of Destiny before it’s too late? Will either CJ or Chul stop being such an asshole? There’s only one way to find out! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring
April 15, 2018 By
Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.”
Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate jargon and unrealistic expectations. As seen through the eyes of a dog, this short book is filled with funny pictures and phrases illustrating the absurdity of working in a corporation. It is sure to make employees everywhere laugh out loud.
The majority of the proceeds will be donated to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue, an all-volunteer, non-profit corporation dedicated to finding forever homes for homeless Basset Hounds. Free on Kindle.
Free: Pianist in a Bordello
September 19, 2017 By
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. Free on Kindle.
Wish I Were Here
July 20, 2017 By
Savannah Waters, a 40 yr old Los Angeles artist, never expected to ride through the Alps on the back of her rugged doctor’s Harley in pursuit of her stolen nude self-portrait, when her world was turned upside down. After her x-boyfriend died of a drug overdose, she endures a nauseating intervention, AA, and even jail time before meeting her dream doc, who invites her on the adventure of a lifetime. But, once Savannah embarks on this trip, it turns out to be a wacky ride with a bunch of wealthy weirdos and nothing turns out the way she expected it to. $2.99 on Kindle.
Wanna-be’s
June 12, 2017 By
With his new girlfriend – a soccer mom with a taste for bondage – urging him to “go condo,” failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm’s token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate skittish investors and woos a wealthy cougar to keep the firm afloat. Figure-skating between the worlds of white and black, gay and straight, male and female, Jew and Gentile, Yuppie and militant, Payton flies higher and higher until the inevitable crash… $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer
April 18, 2017 By
Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? Circus performers, billionaires, detectives, and a menagerie of wild animals; Emily and Sparkle work their way through the available talent like two raccoons through a picnic hamper. Doing for romance what Spinal Tap did for progressive rock, “9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer” has rewritten the romance novel one cliché at a time and left it noticeably unhinged. Free on Kindle.
Pianist in a Bordello
January 23, 2016 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Adventures of George (Satire)
September 24, 2015 By
The Adventures of George is a satirical and humorous look at recent events, international affairs, national leaders and celebrities. The characters, both named and unnamed have similarities to real people, both alive and dead and, thus, the reader will meet our hero George, The Mere Leader, the Bearded One, Mustafa bin Maden, Elvester, Didi Damin, Borrock Sobama, and more. In the story, George has adventures with all of these people, some of whom are friends and some of whom are foes.
Off the Reservation
June 19, 2015 By
An uproarious comic novel that explores modern presidential politics and whether honesty can find a place within it, Off the Reservation will keep you laughing throughout. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If he’s going to do it, he’s going to do it as no one has done it before… $0.99 on Kindle.
Off the Reservation
March 20, 2015 By
This uproarious comic novel explores modern presidential politics and asks whether honesty can find a place within it. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If he’s going to do it, he’s going to do it as no one has done it before. “Off the Reservation” is just $0.99 on Kindle.
The Villain’s Sidekick
September 5, 2014 By
In celebration of the first anniversary of its publication, “The Villain’s Sidekick” will be free for the taking for all Kindle and Kindle app users for five fabulous fun-filled days and nights starting on Friday September 5.
The story of a supervillain’s henchman with a machine-gun arm, a steel jaw, an estranged six-year-old daughter, an angry ex-wife, an addiction problem and a troubled conscience, The Villain’s Sidekick has been favorably compared to the works of Terry Pratchett and occupies the same psychic space as books like “Soon I Will Be Invincible,” “Confessions of a D-List Supervillain” and “Prepare to Die.” It’s funny, violent, introspective, dark, ridiculous and fun.
And the price is right.
