This handwritten story was in an old chest I bought at an auction—Janis Hoffman.

I’ve led a wildlife and had a hell of a good time. I still have my nose, all my fingers and my scalp thanks to my high intelligence, strength, quickness, excellent judgment, and a little help from all my many, many friends. I promise not to lie too bad. If you are a prissy little thing, best to pass on by. If you are a sensitive, refined gentleman, best to pass on by. $2.99 on Kindle.