Humorous Incidents, Short Stories and Essays: Beach Towns, Politics of Everybody, and Government That Works

Humorous Incidents, Short Stories and Essays: Beach Towns, Politics of Everybody, and Government That Works

Our tale is about Li’l Johny, as he wades through the literal and political swamp of south Alabama’s peculiar politics of everybody, wandering from the wetlands to the beach, traversing the Backcountry Trail, bordered by the jurisdiction of the Orange Beach Government.

This collection of humorous incidents, short stories and essays provides a platform for addressing political points that local government has not, or is not willing to tackle like rebating the 4-mil property tax.

The plan is to make people aware that vast wealth is hidden in the vaults at City Hall ($40 Million in cash reserves), but the residents (population: 5,600) are seeing no revenue sharing in their pockets. This situation is not a dark humor short story, but the sad reality of unbridled ambition.

The key issue is local government’s sense of solutionism, meaning one vision is the best solution for everyone moving forward, possibly exporting the mayor’s brand of leadership to all the beaches of the world as an example of pro-growth tourism.

Some people will argue the Orange Beach government has a vision. I refer you to this quote, “…load up and come to a council meeting so that u can get the facts, the real truth and stop being educated into further ignorance by following this site [Facebook],” posted by Orange Beach Mayor Tony Kennon on Facebook.

We are blessed in our country to have a voice, and with this voice I ask for a government that works, respecting other ideas without being called down in the Council Chambers. I argue for a chance to free Council Members from the yoke of always voting unanimously with the Mayor.
Perhaps Council Districting is the answer, forcing Council Members to live in the neighborhoods they represent, voting for their constituents’ best interests instead of serving the city at-large. Perhaps we could ask Council Members to voluntarily share their personal and business tax returns, disclosing what development projects they, or their family members hold a financial interest in.

This is why we are here, creating a sense of financial transparency, and rebating a small portion of the city’s wealth back to the residents. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Camouflage

Camouflage
On a routine investigation, a new police chief discovers a deadly creature in a local park. In the chaos which follows he will risk his career, his reputation, and even his own life, to restore safety to his town and protect this remarkable discovery.

The question is, will he succeed, or will all be lost? $2.99 on Kindle.

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Caterina

Caterina
On the run from the Italian mafia, feisty Caterina Campanelli travels across the country and hides in a small western town. Uncertain about her future, she does her best to ignore her past and the turmoil the deputy stirs in her heart. Seeking comfort in her cooking, the last thing she needs is a sweet romance with most handsome and exasperating man in Pendleton. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: City of Light

Free: City of Light

One reader describes it as “the next Throne of Glass”. Darkness is cast over the kingdom of Emeer. An ancient evil approaches. Can fate draw together an unlikely group of heroes to save the kingdom? Young adult fantasy adventure, City of Light follows Selene and the thieves guild, as they race against time to prevent a great evil from devouring Emeer. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Endurance

Free: Endurance

In 2132, robotic aliens called the Ribiyar are invading Earth. They have crippled much of the planet’s military, and with time running out, the remaining forces must band together to do the impossible and survive against the insurmountable odds. Endurance is the beginning of a space opera called Galactic Defenders. Free on Kindle.

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The Goddess Gambit

The Goddess Gambit

Join Jon 310-257, super soldier in the human army as he sets out to reclaim the planet from Invasives and Esoterrorists from alien worlds, only to be swept up into a conspiracy and quest by an ancient Goddess.

When Jon is forced to question everything he believes in, and the fate of the survival of the world hangs in the balance, will he be able to do what is truly right? $0.99 on Kindle.
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Leo’s Daughters: A Retro Romance

Leo’s Daughters: A Retro Romance
What would you do if your father offered you in marriage to a man you’d only just met?

This is the outrageous problem facing Gloria and Cluny, the daughters of Leo del Marco, a grocery store tycoon. The year is 1969.

Leo doesn’t have a son to inherit the business. After a recent battle with cancer, he urgently needs to find a suitable heir to lead his business. A traditional man with unyielding views on gender roles, he doesn’t believe a woman can lead a large and thriving business. But he thinks Christian Frederickson, a rising star in his accounts department, can do the job. There’s one stipulation – Christian must marry into the family.

Leo has three attractive daughters:

Gloria is dutiful and obedient, putting her father first in all things. After her mother died 16 years ago, she raised her sisters and continues to run the household. At 31, a shy virgin, she has never been tempted to put any man ahead of her father – until she meets Nathaniel Katzenberger, a gifted mathematician.

Sofia is stalled at an early stage of development, possessed of a spectacularly shapely body and a sweet, though stubborn disposition. Leo has decreed that she will never marry. But Sofia wants to live a normal life with her boyfriend Bobby.

Cluny is Leo’s youngest daughter, dazzlingly sexy, her father’s favorite and a warrior queen.

Ruthlessly determined to grasp the money and power, Christian must decide which one is the pot of gold – compliant, conventional Gloria or mutinous Cluny. He knows Gloria is the more suitable wife. But from the moment he first saw her, he was vitally attracted to Cluny.

Cluny does all she can to stop the marriage scheme. But as the adversaries fight for dominance, Cluny fears that the unscrupulous Christian will find out the secret she’s been hiding from her father …

More than a retro romance, this is a family drama about an autocratic father’s ruthlessness, and ambition’s dangerous influence. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Defiant Duchess

The Defiant Duchess

When King Richard III must contend with his unruly sister Margaret, he can only groan for she is clever, opinionated, and willful. She has always preferred explanations and reasoning to merely obeying commands.

But Margaret, now the Duchess of Burgundy, has an important quest. She has recently found that her acts of charity and good intentions have not received the recognition they deserve, and she is determined to reshape her legacy. If along the way, she can experience some genuine romance—something her tyrant of a husband could never provide—all the better. Or so she assumes, until she meets Charlie, the most exasperating of men.

Little does she expect to spend days on end with just him for company.

The Defiant Duchess is royally engaging, fantasy historical fiction about an incredible woman and her pursuit of fulfilment. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Mayan Star

Mayan Star
This much is true: In 1562 Diego de Landa burned all the Mayan codices and began a suppression of the Mayan religion that was brutal even by 16th century conquistador standards. What we don’t know is why.

Excavations at a recently discovered Mayan site near Valladolid in the Yucatan unearth a codex – the first to be discovered in over 50 years. A mangled body is found among the ruins. It belongs to Father Colvin McNeery, an expert on the Gospel of Matthew, the only Gospel to mention the Star of Bethlehem. The local police say he was killed by a jaguar.

The 1500 year old codex contains an account of a holy man, a savior who is born under a bright star to a virgin, performs miracles, dies a horrible death, and is resurrected. If McNeery’s translation of the codex is correct, then something is radically wrong with the conventional accounts of the European discovery of the Americas. Or – and this is the only other possibility – something is radically wrong with Christianity’s notion of itself. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Run Don’t Think

Free: Run Don’t Think
After Angel receives a mysterious case of money, she learns her dad is a government agent with an enemy who’s out for blood. On the run with her boyfriend, she has no idea her dad’s agency monitors people with special powers, or that she’s been on their list for years. Free on Kindle.

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Misunderstood Meg

Misunderstood Meg
Meg Gladstone is a vastly wealthy heiress who’s never tasted life outside the palatial fortress where she was reared and raised for her own safety. The moment the reins to her late father’s shipping dynasty pass to his business partner, she embarks on an adventure to discover what it means to live a normal, ordinary life.

On the other side of the country, Shad Nicholson grows weary of his solitary existence as an undercover federal marshal. He wants a wife but doesn’t have the time to spare the exhaustive perils of courtship while snuffing out crime in Arizona. In a weak moment, he writes the Boomtown Mail Order Brides Company for help. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Shasta Gate

The Shasta Gate
In the guise of a romantic adventure, The Shasta Gate embarks on a captivating exploration of love, consciousness and the nature of reality on California’s legendary Mt. Shasta. Girl on a horse, guy on a motorcycle, passionate and erotic romance, deliciously wicked bad guys, and a mysterious Indian with possibly paranormal powers all catapult the reader into an unforgettable literary experience. $2.51 on Kindle.

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10 Habits of Highly Effective People

10 Habits of Highly Effective People
A tried and proven approach to business success, self-improvement, leadership, and personal development. This book lays out in a simple order the exact habits buttressing effectiveness in people – powerful habits which can help any man or woman be a success story… Get this book and let these habits be a part of you. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Too Close for Comfort

Too Close for Comfort
From a USA Today bestselling author: All Joy needs to build her business and dissolve a secret partnership is the signature of Comfort’s chief of police — her ex-husband. When she becomes embroiled in a deadly mystery, she also finds herself back in his familiar, protective embrace! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Case of the Attic Door

Free: The Case of the Attic Door

A man mysteriously murdered in his house. Nothing stolen, and no apparent suspects. It seems like an open and shut case, but is it?

Finnian Church is trying to piece his life back together. After losing his leg while in the Army, he is starting a new career as an insurance investigator. Joining him is newly hired videographer, Annie Summers— a woman who lost her hearing but is trying to make it as a single mother of two. The world might see them as broken and battered souls, but as they come together to solve mysteries, they discover that they make a great team. Join this unlikely duo as they investigate their way through murder, arson, theft, embezzlement, and maybe even love, seeking to distinguish between truth and lies, scammers and victims. Free on Kindle.

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The Eclipse Dancer

The Eclipse Dancer
When Andy turned thirteen, she found out that she was not completely human and she fell in love.

Andy, the trailer trash daughter of an alcoholic, met a nature spirit and learned that she, too, was part of the magic of the forests and rivers, a member of the wild hare clan of fairies. She found, with her fairy relatives, the wonder and delight that had been missing from her home life. But the summer of magic ended, and Andy was left to grow up on her own. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Murder After Midnight

Murder After Midnight
Ever hear of someone celebrating New Year’s Eve by committing murder? Well, it happened, and the killer is looking for DeeDee!

That’s the situation DeeDee found herself in after the very successful New Year’s Eve party she catered for Dana, the popular hostess of a Seattle television entertainment show. The party quickly became a distant memory when Dana was found murdered near her pool house. It didn’t help that the murderer was certain they’d been spotted by DeeDee, and she could identify the killer.

It becomes a race against time to see if Al, her Mafia bodyguard, can find the murderer before DeeDee becomes the next victim. Fortunately, her estranged boyfriend, Jake, and her loyal husky, Balto, are there to help Al, but will it be enough?

This is the fourth book in the popular Northwest Cozy Mystery Series by a two-time USA Today Bestselling Author. $0.99 on Kindle.

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My Forever Love

My Forever Love
Lisbeth Mohr is a highly trained computer engineer who spent years learning how to read complex equations for KenSpec Labs as part of a research crew that flies over a time distortion. Afterward, she begins to grieve the absence of a man she’s never met. After waking up with a tattoo she doesn’t remember, she asks her boss, Dave Amsted for his help.

Stieg Warner is an Academy Award-winning German Actor and Director who’s been having dreams of an American woman he’s never met. Although doesn’t know her, he loves her in a way he’s never experienced and is obsessed with finding her.

But love isn’t the only thing that crosses over the time rip. Something evil has set sights on destroying Lisbeth and her crew. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dethroned

Dethroned
I Followed him. Watched him. Stalked him.

As a detective, it was my job. Jake Cryson was the best lead I had to get information on the trafficking ring I’d been trying to bring down for the past year. He was the key. I could feel it in my bones.

But I got caught…
…And now he has me.

My name is Detective Laila Ashby, and this is only the beginning of my story. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Nolan

Nolan
There is only one witness who can help Nolan with the missing hikers’ cases haunting Hunter’s Lake, but it’s going to take more than his charm and bedroom eyes to get her to talk.

Ava Lance is keeping secrets. She knows more about the disappearing hikers than anyone. Although, she’s too scared to tell the truth. She only wants to be left alone and forget the past. That’s going to be impossible when Nolan shows up at her door looking for answers.

Neither one is looking for love, but living in a shifter town is in unpredictable, especially when everyone is a suspect. Can Nolan’s love break down Ava’s walls, or is it already too late? $2.99 on Kindle.

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Mixed Tidings

Mixed Tidings

This is a story of old myths, set in the modern-day world. It tells of Pandora’s Box, of demons lurking in shadows, of wind gods and nymphs fighting for survival. It is the story of two teenagers experiencing friendship and romance and danger. Yet, despite hard times and against overwhelming odds, they learn fundamental truths still exist: people are capable of great compassion, we are remembered by our deeds, good and bad, and no matter how dark the days, the sun will shine again.

It is a story that explores the old theme of boy meets girl.

Alex, a high school student with abusive parents and little hope for the future, meets Cynthia, a fellow classmate, at lunch one day and his life takes a turn for the better. The two begin a platonic relationship with whispers of romance, but their lives are interrupted by a group of demons and they are torn away from each other. Each is sent down a new path in life that involves danger and adversity, but also companionship and kindness. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Tinsey Clover

Tinsey Clover

The award-winning, best-selling coming-of-age tale about a spunky elf who must rely on her math skills, a pinch of odd magic, and some strange new friends as she works to break down borders and prejudices in her Icelandic Forest.

Tinsey Clover is smart. She’s brave. Also, she can’t carry a tune to save her life. Oh yeah, plus she’s an elf the size of a chipmunk. When her bizarre magical power grows in and makes her feel like a total outsider in her own village, Tinsey sneaks into the forbidden forest on a journey to find someone more like her. From trolls to dragons, what she discovers along the way challenges everything, and everyone, she thought she knew.

An early middle-grade story for fans of Sarah Mlynowski, Kate DiCamillo, and Chris Colfer. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Unbelievable Mr. Brownstone Omnibus One (Books 1-6)

The Unbelievable Mr. Brownstone Omnibus One (Books 1-6)
You never mess with a young girl around James Brownstone.

It doesn’t matter what crime syndicate you belong to, that just doesn’t sit well with him.

The world has changed since the news of Oriceran came out twenty years before. Now, countries all over the world have agreed to use a bounty system for dangerous criminals using advanced magic or advanced technology.

People too powerful for the cops to deal with.

Magical criminals, thugs and bounty hunters, in the future we revert to what worked in the past.
if you find out you are hunted by Brownstone, we suggest you turn yourself in.

It will save you a monumental ass-kicking. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Straight from the Heart

Free: Straight from the Heart
Alex is drawn to the handsome stranger who kept him from being mugged, but Liam isn’t what he seems to be. Both will have to decide if a brand new relationship is worth risking everything for. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Jesus is the Sun

Free: Jesus is the Sun
I interacted with Jesus as the consciousness of the Sun. I wrote this book to share my interactions with Christ and God and my experiences with heaven and hell. Free on Kindle.

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