A Mostly Magnificent Memoir

A Mostly Magnificent Memoir

 

A child of the 1980s relives a dysfunctional and hilarious childhood in the most difficult speech of his life.

It’s FORREST GUMP meets THE WONDER YEARS – but mostly true. Hysterically funny at times, heart-wrenching and heart-warming at other times, highly entertaining all the time.

The story follows James Murphy, who lives an extraordinarily unique life learning ordinary life lessons to which everyone can relate through his many misadventures. James’ misadventures feature everything from swindling friends out of valuable baseball cards to run-ins with bullies and kids in Connecticut “gangs”, from awkward romantic heartbreak to family party fiascos, from sophisticated pranks that build up to a court appearance and community service to a death-defying “rafting” incident.

This is a fictionalized and dramatized adaptation of the author’s autobiography turned into a full-motion picture screenplay turned into a novella. It’s the unbelievable stories that are actually true. James isn’t lying about the magic beanstalk growing on his back porch. Or the monkey in their tree–in New England. He did chase a UFO with his mother and stopped her from killing his dad. Let’s just say this book is a collection of true stories made more entertaining and wrapped in a white lie.

A Mostly Magnificent Memoir reminds us all that we are social creatures–how our seemingly insignificant interactions with others can significantly impact their lives. It reminds us how precious life is and how grateful we should be for the people in our lives. It reminds us that it is okay to laugh at our own misadventures because life is too short not to. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Glacier

Glacier

He’s ice cold.

Both his personality and his skin. When his icy gaze lands on me it freezes me temporarily, but the first time he touches me…

Sparks fly.

The tattoos on his skin illuminate. Then something in his eyes changes, making him less cold.

He needs me for something important, but I’m not easily swayed and the battle of wills begins…$0.99 on Kindle.

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Helix
A genetically-enhanced operative’s deadly mission will lead her to a startling conspiracy in this riveting read. Free on Kindle.

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The Armchair Real Estate Millionaire: If You’re Sitting There Anyway, You Might As Well Build Your Wealth

The Armchair Real Estate Millionaire: If You’re Sitting There Anyway, You Might As Well Build Your Wealth

Financial freedom with property investment isn’t about owning 100 doors. You want a fun life, not a frantic one! You just need a few quality houses, a couple hours a week, and a comfy armchair.

When you’re working a 9–5 and buying property for passive income, risky and overwhelming opportunities can lead to big financial losses and bigger regrets. Real estate should fund your life, not run your life!

In Armchair Real Estate Millionaire, investor realtor Michael Dominguez provides the roadmap to crafting a portfolio of quality investment properties for positive cash flow. Filled with expert wisdom and a straightforward approach, this is your simple guide to property investment that creates consistent and sustainable wealth and savvy retirement planning—without taking over your life. $3.99 on Kindle.

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A Fall in Paris

One rainy autumn day in Paris, Janette trips into the arms of a man who saves her from hurting herself. When she recovers, she finds herself face to face with a man who reminds her of what she has always been craving. $4.99 on Kindle.

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Wyrmrider: Books 1-4

Wyrmrider: Books 1-4
Four books and more than 1400 pages of mermaids, sea dragons, vampires, and voodoo fill this urban fantasy adventure box set.

You mess with this southern belle… and she’ll ring yours all the way to dinner.

Joni Campbell was raised on faith, family, and chicken fried steak.

But when she falls under a dragon’s curse she has only one option.

She must seek her ancestors in the merkingdom of Fomoria.

But is she the one who needs saving, or do they need her, curse and all, if they hope to save their world? $0.99 on Kindle
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Bypass the Stars

Bypass the Stars
Frankie Hartiger can reroute any elevator, steal any data, and scramble any facial recognition software. The only thing she can’t hack? Her parents. They won’t trust her with a coffee order, never mind a position in their inter-world exploration company.

When their very first tour goes wrong, Frankie sets out to rescue her parents—accompanied by Earth’s first (and most annoying) interworld immigrant, Jord Mathison. But a transport malfunction hurtles them into the wrong world, where a deposed prince wears Jord’s face. To the prince, Frankie’s last name is a curse: his world is dying, and Frankie’s family is at fault.

As a breadcrumb trail of conspiracies leads Frankie toward her parents, she’s sure Jord knows more than he’s willing to admit. If she can’t root out the truth, she’ll be stuck forever—and if the inhabitants get their way, she’ll burn with their world. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Clean Billionaire Romance Boxed Set: Five Sweet-Clean Billionaire Romances

The Clean Billionaire Romance Boxed Set: Five Sweet-Clean Billionaire Romances
Five complete books filled with humor, relatable characters, and passionate kisses! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Callous Prince

Callous Prince
He’s arrogant. Intolerable. Cruel.

From the moment we exchanged our first glance, Lennox Lincoln-Ward has been out to destroy me. So I keep my head down at Pembroke Prep, and I stay out of the Hellfire Club’s way. Even so, Lennox finds me, seeks me out until he pins me in his beautiful, withering gaze—the same gaze that sends a chill down my spine and an undeniable tingle to other places.

Lennox is royalty with a dark past. One that I intend to investigate. I’ll find his secrets and expose every lie that rolls off his tongue. But getting close to Lennox has particular dangers—including his mouth, his golden eyes, and the brutally soft touch of his fingers.

I intend to unravel him, but in the end, I may be the one who comes apart, broken in the hands of a callous prince. $2.49 on Kindle.

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Mistakes Not to Make When Avoiding a Rake

Mistakes Not to Make When Avoiding a Rake by FENNA EDGEWOOD
In this stunning series debut, a cynical rake brings passion and excitement to a small country village in an enemies-to-lovers tale loosely based on Pride and Prejudice.

Fans of Grace Burrowes, Tamara Gill, K.J. Jackson, and Bridgerton are sure to enjoy this new steamy historical romance series about a family of four sisters who must face pride, peril, and adventure before each finds a love that conquers all. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Wake My Heart

Wake My Heart
When Ryan Clooney moves to the outskirts of his small town, the last thing he expects to find is love. Cursed to always be single, he’s burned-out on blind dates and pity “plus-ones”. He’s through waiting for The One to arrive. But once he meets Maggie, the beautiful, young widow next door, his plans change. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Innocence Taken: Pray He Kills You Quickly – A Damien Kaine Thriller (Damien Kaine Series Book 1)

Innocence Taken: Pray He Kills You Quickly - A Damien Kaine Thriller (Damien Kaine Series Book 1)

Two dead girls, another one missing, and a secret that will rip a tight-knit community apart.

When a missing teen’s body shows up dismembered on the side of the road, Lt. Damien Kaine must crush her parent’s hopes of her safe return. The parents are pushing for details and answers. Two things he can’t give. The abduction of a second girl brings only one clue. The girls look alike.

As Damien searches for a sadistic killer, a disturbing pattern emerges. The more he digs into the community’s history, the more missing girls he finds.

With the lack of evidence or movement forward on the case, a quirky FBI profiler is pulled in to assist with the investigation. Damien wrestles with disdain for the agent and an equally strong sexual attraction to her, as he deals with mounting frustrations.

Tensions rise with the abduction of another girl. Damien and his team are in a race against time to save her. But the case is about to take a frightful turn. What they uncover will not only rock them to their core, it will haunt them forever.

Innocence Taken is the first crime fiction novel in the Damien Kaine Thriller series.

If you are a fan of CSI or Criminal Minds, believable characters, and sarcastic humor, then this book and series is for you. Free on Kindle.

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Accidentally All of Me

I’m raising someone else’s kid.
My sisters daughter, and where I thought Id never make it as a single father bachelor, I was wrong.
This little girl has my heart. And only her.
Until a stray dog happens upon my place and were forced to call a vet.
And a beautiful woman showed up.
I didnt believe in fate.
But it seems to believe in me.
The beautiful woman who helped us out with the dog shows up again later on a blind date across the table from me.
And Im sold out for her before I realize whats happening.
Pulling back is my only hope for survival.
After losing my sister, Im far more protective of me and her little one.
But its a losing battle. No way Im going anywhere, until Im forced to.
It would seem I have a kid of my own in the world.
Maybe this is the breaking point where I can walk away from the all-consuming passion of my new romance.
Because Im good with giving my time, my body, and all of my money.
But to her?
Ive accidentally given all of me. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Mommy, Mommy Look What I See! Chris At The Park

Mommy, Mommy Look What I See!  Chris At The Park

In this book, Chris and his mom are going to the park. Since it will only be the two of them, Chris decides he’s going to use his imagination and make it a simple one-on-one adventure. His mommy doesn’t know anything about his plans but as soon as they arrive it all begins. He gets buzzed by a bee, he sees kids flying kites, ducks in a pond, and even squirmy, wiggly bugs. He leads his mom on his adventure pointing out all the things he sees counting from one to ten. Free on Kindle.

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Legacy of the Lost

Some secrets are buried for a reason. She’s about to uncover the deadliest secret of all…

Anxious and reclusive, Cora Blackthorn uses online gaming as her sole tether to the outside world. Due to a condition that makes human touch crippling, she lives her life confined to a small island in the Puget Sound, never accompanying her mother on her tomb-raiding adventures. But when her mom sends home a cryptic SOS in the form of a mysterious package, Cora discovers the shocking truth behind her extraordinary affliction. Her condition isn’t an illness; it’s a gift not of this world.

Armed with a powerful, alien amulet and her mother’s journal, Cora heads to Rome on a desperate rescue mission. But on the way, she discovers that a secret society is hot on her trail, and she has no chance of outrunning them. Her only chance is to confront them head on. A clash within the twisty catacombs beneath Vatican City leaves Cora with a perilous choice: find her way through an ancient, deadly labyrinth and save her mom, or fail and die…

Legacy of the Lost is the first book in the captivating sci-fi adventure series, the Atlantis Legacy. If you like ancient mysteries, Greek mythology, treasure-hunting adventurers, and dynamic characters, then you’ll love this exhilarating adventure! Free on Kindle.

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KIssing Books
Piss off the hot farmer
Find out I’ll be living in a funeral home
Meet my new pig Petunia
Day one in town proved one thing…I’m screwed. Free on Kindle.

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Zeno’s Last Grain: A Hilarious Sci-Fi Space Comedy (The Galaxy Marshals Book 1)

Zeno's Last Grain: A Hilarious Sci-Fi Space Comedy (The Galaxy Marshals Book 1)
Space trucker Jon Simmons has messed up, big time. He’s put blueprints for a planet-destroying weapon in the wrong hands, threatening billions. And now it’s up to his guilt-ridden derrière to stop it – once he’s had supper, that is.

The hilarious opener in a new space comedy series.

*Amazon US Number One Bestseller in Parodies* Also available on Audiobook.

“A cross between RED DWARF and HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY” $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Silent Sands (Agnes Taylor Mystery)

Silent Sands (Agnes Taylor Mystery)
An island, sands, and an adorable little cottage promise a perfect holiday. If it weren’t for murder…

In this first book of the series, Philosophy Prof. Agnes travels to the German North Sea with her mom. Instead of enjoying a relaxing beach vacation, she must face her deepest anxieties. For early one morning, she finds her mom gone…

Get Silent Sands for free on October 2 only! Or for 0.99 to contribute to my chocolate fund. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Simba Dreams of Kibbles

Simba Dreams of Kibbles

A fun illustrated children’s story of two dogs and their hunt for delicious kibbles. Free on Kindle
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Free: Jock Row

Jock Row

Scarlett is always the sensible one: The sober driver. The planner. The one holding your hair back while you’re worshiping the porcelain gods.

Week-after-week, she visits Jock Row with her friends—the university’s hottest party scene and breeding ground for student-athletes. And if keeping her friends out of trouble, and guys out of their pants, was a sport, she’d be the star athlete.

Being a well-known jock-blocker gets her noticed for all the wrong reasons; just like that, she’s banned from Jock Row. NO GUY WANTS A GIRL AROUND WHO KEEPS THEIR JOCK FRIENDS FROM GETTING LAID.

“Rowdy” Wade is the hot shot short-stop for the universities baseball team—and the unlucky bastard who drew the short straw: keep little Miss Goody Two-Shoes out of the Baseball House.

But week-after-week Scarlett returns, determined to get inside. Free on Kindle.

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Masters of Terror

PI Marc LaRose has been invited to caddy for his daughter’s boyfriend at a prestigious golf championship in Augusta GA. While staying at an historic hotel in the small town of Aiken, SC, near the nation’s main nuclear depository, it doesn’t take long for Marc to become entwined in the cleverly woven narrative of intrigue, murder and terrorism. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Confessions of a Part-Time Monk: A Memoir

Confessions of a Part-Time Monk: A Memoir

Starting from boyhood and his early years as a priest in the Roman Catholic Church and moving through the events leading to his radical decision to pursue a new life of marriage, family, and devotion in the Old Catholic Church, Patrick Trujillo’s story depicts a life of humor, decisive action, and serious study. $0.99 on Kindle.

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When Californians start getting sick with flu-like symptoms, civil engineer Jake Bendel is once again forced to work with the FBI to discover the cause. With his new desalination plants behind schedule and searing pressure from the California Governor, Jake uncovers a secret network of vengeful terrorists planning Nazi-level genetic modifications. But before the engineer can find a way to cure the masses, he himself is injected with the virus, forcing him to dig deep to track down the leader of the terrorist group to save himself and millions of people.

“An entertaining, action-packed tale involving viruses and terrorism.” – Kirkus Reviews

“A thriller that stacks up against any on your bookshelf, Waterborne is a penetrating novel that will keep your pulse pounding and your jaw agape!” – Indies Today Free on Kindle.
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The Children

The Children

She picked up the wrong file, and now everything is falling apart.

When social worker Billy Jo McCabe accidentally picks up the wrong file, she discovers a shocking, twisted mystery plotted by a high-ranking social worker in the DCFS. $2.99 on Kindle.

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All Mine

All Mine

When the new hot guy in town turns out to be the wealthy developer threatening Lauren’s bakery, she declares war.

If Camden Carter thinks he can waltz into town, flash that panty-melting smile, and take my business away without a fight – well, he’s sorely misjudged this southern girl. That arrogant big city boy is no match for me.

Can’t he see that we’re in competition? My business is personal.

The commercial construction business hasn’t been all that great lately, and this new project is a chance to save my company. Besides the mysterious client who hired me for the job, the only problem is the bakery owner. But that uptight small-town Cupcake Princess should be no match for me.

She needs to lighten up. It’s only business… until it turns personal. $0.99 on Kindle.

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