Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum. To buttress her advice, Miss Fontanne references personal friends from her country club who have become lovely by being in love with singing monks, television repairmen, and old frat boys.
Even if you live in Lunch Pail, USA and you’ve mentally divorced your man for psychic nonsupport, take heart! Forget about matching your handbag and accessories! Constance Fontanne promises to change your attitude, fashion, and personality with her graduate studies in being lovely by being in love! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Instapoet
For classmates, Max Wilson & Jeff Button, their disdain towards Texas Tech’s exclusive English department divides relationships. Yet, a new medium, ‘Glanceagram’, is discovered and their dreams of becoming an ‘instapoet’ turn into a grandiose reality neither expected. “Instapoet”, a comedy, draws inspiration from the illustrious Instagram subcommunity. Analyzing trends and exposing devious practices, this novel centralizes on how one’s moral compass is contested with lofty expectations and delusions of grandeur. Free on Kindle.
The Unlounging
Time theory iconoclast? Yes. Mentor? Absolutely. Obese, lazy, and beer-guzzling? At first, yes. But not every rebel is born. Some need a little something to get them going. For Selraybob, it was an epiphany and the old adios from his wife. But he got off his lounger, and his path is as unexpected as it is entertaining. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Corridor
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders. The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays. Free on Kindle.
Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as his endeavors to impress his fellow villagers constantly fall way short of the mark. This gentle narrative is a stark warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay. $1.99 on Kindle.
The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook
Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending meeting that cuts into your valuable online shopping or gaming time.
The solutions to these and other insanely irritating situations are found right here in this brief, easy-to-follow handbook. And when I say brief, I mean brief. I know how precious your time is. After all, it’s not quitting time just yet. You’ve got status updates, tweeting, and a ton of weekend planning to do! $2.99 on Kindle
Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume
Alan Rose is a part-time comedian and full-time Civil Servant. He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time.
Frankie Fortune was a minor Music Hall celebrity, making a comeback on the alternative comedy scene of the 1980’s, before his untimely death.
The Merton Palace Theatre, a famous old venue has fallen into disrepair. Now a scheming property developer wants to knock it down with the help of a corrupt council official.
Two comedians. One alive. One dead. Together can they save the theatre from demolition? $0.99 on Kindle.
Oh the times! Oh the customs!
Surreal, cynical and satirical look at the absurdity of our own established set of societal norms and the modern world itself. $0.99 on Kindle.
