King Arthur awakes after 1,500 years in 1970’s Britain. He invents punk rock with his knights then takes on Queen Mildred the 42nd in a Battle for Britain. His sword Excalibur has become his electric guitar and Merlin is his band’s manager. Free on Kindle.
Free: Awake King Arthur
November 30, 2018 By
Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park
November 25, 2018 By
Happy Hollerdays!
Who will win the Nightshade Trailer Park Hollerday Decorating Contest? Some folks in the trailer park will stop at nothing to take the prize. We see you, Earlene Chitwood. Word is Santa Claus will judge the contest. Word of warning: Be on the lookout for a smart-ass, one-antlered, green-nosed reindeer named Roscoe. He plans to stop Santa Claus and the Hollerdays. $2.99 on Kindle.
The Road To Key West
November 14, 2018 By
In August of 1971, Kansas Stamps and Will Bell set out to become nothing more than commercial divers in the Florida Keys, but adventure, or misadventure, seems to dog them at every turn. They encounter a parade of bizarre characters, from part-time pirates and heartless larcenists to Voodoo bokors, a wacky Jamaican soothsayer, and a handful of drug smugglers. Adding even more flavor to this Caribbean brew is a complicated romance, a lost Spanish treasure, and an antediluvian artifact created by a distant congregation who truly understood the term, “pyramid power.”
So pour yourself a margarita and slide into the ‘70s for a while, as you follow Kansas and Will through this cocktail of madcap adventures – on The Road To Key West! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Too Good For The Hood
November 11, 2018 By
“Too Good for the hood,” a new Black American comedy receiving rave reviews from critics: Lenny Kravitz, the big-hearted, diminutive Staten Islander faces the cruel, unrelenting recession of 2008. This new grad accountant/math major ends up hopelessly unemployed. Unbelievably, boldly, he overcomes his misfortune and becomes the hero of the hood. It’s a story of heart and pure determination. Free on Kindle.
Stage Bound
November 8, 2018 By
Fran loves her job as the theater manager at the Plaisir De Rouge. She’s surrounded by friends, her world-class Pez dispenser collection and her boyfriend, Peter, the all American eat-your-heart-out surfer model look alike. Life couldn’t be better—not until an eccentric duo shows up with an act hot enough to scorch Fran’s perspective.
Determined to prove her worth to everyone in the theater, Fran finds herself tied up in the new act. Silk bonds and blindfolds have her logic receding and libido roaring but Peter is nowhere to be found. Fran needs a hero but even the almighty Thor would have trouble rescuing her from this mess. If Fran can’t triumph over her ego turned supervillain, her pride will consume more than her career. It will end things with Peter and destroy the Plaisir De Rouge forever. $1.99 on Kindle.
That Guy (Humor)
October 6, 2018 By
“That Guy” is a life changing read. My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. This book will change your life. Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got another D.U.I. He didn’t read this book either.
There have been many great memoirs written by people who struggle with depression, anxiety, addiction, mental illness, Autism, divorce, crappy childhoods, parenting, divorce, hiking mountains, traveling, surviving crashes, being molested, attempting suicide, cancer, and even having lots of cats. I think there is even a memoir written by a guy who was born with no arms or legs, and for the life of me I still can’t figure out how he wrote it.
“That Guy” is just like all those books, only better. It is so powerful that some critics are calling it the next Bible. This is the first ever memoir written about the day to day struggle with being a real as*hole. It was written to inspire the millions and millions of other as*holes in the world who are going through the same things I did. I struggled with being called an as*hole for as long as he could remember, and I didn’t find true happiness until I accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror. Then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that person and made fun of them until I felt better about myself. Now I probably don’t even need to take my antidepressants anymore, or read that Tony Robbins self-help book my mom bought me for Christmas last year. This is my remarkable true story. $0.99 on Kindle.
That Guy (Humor)
October 3, 2018 By
“That Guy” is a life changing read. My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. This book will change your life. Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got another D.U.I. He didn’t read this book either.
There have been many great memoirs written by people who struggle with depression, anxiety, addiction, mental illness, Autism, divorce, crappy childhoods, parenting, divorce, hiking mountains, traveling, surviving crashes, being molested, attempting suicide, cancer, and even having lots of cats. I think there is even a memoir written by a guy who was born with no arms or legs, and for the life of me I still can’t figure out how he wrote it.
“That Guy” is just like all those books, only better. It is so powerful that some critics are calling it the next Bible. This is the first ever memoir written about the day to day struggle with being a real as*hole. It was written to inspire the millions and millions of other as*holes in the world who are going through the same things I did. I struggled with being called an as*hole for as long as he could remember, and I didn’t find true happiness until I accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror. Then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that person and made fun of them until I felt better about myself. Now I probably don’t even need to take my antidepressants anymore, or read that Tony Robbins self-help book my mom bought me for Christmas last year. This is my remarkable true story. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Wanderlost: Shots of Literary Tequila for the Restless Soul
September 25, 2018 By
From being trapped in a plane with broken landing gear high above the Grand Canyon, to facing arrest in Hong Kong for holding up traffic in a bathrobe, to being accosted by three aggressive locals entering a men’s washroom in New Delhi Airport, what else can go wrong on a trip?
These are one man’s enthralling stories of wandering our planet that the Travel Channel doesn’t want you to know. Simon explains exactly what not to do when you find yourself in a hairy situation. Free on Kindle.
Goat in the Meze
September 21, 2018 By
A hapless American couple who are stranded in a backwater fishing village observe the outrageous antics of the quirky villagers. A feel-good read for lovers of Greece in this farcical look at Greek village life. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Return to Casa Grande
September 18, 2018 By
A washed-up 80s soap star is thrust back into the spotlight after an accidental appearance on a hit reality show.
Blaze Hazelwood is a former “household name” actor searching for relevance in an entertainment environment that is remarkably different from what it was in his heyday.
Blaze was the breakout star of Casa Grande, a 1980s primetime soap beloved by millions. Twenty-five years after the show’s finale, the rest of the cast is struggling to get by but Blaze manages to stay busy doing voiceover work as well as participating in marketing focus groups taking on different personas to continually “build his chops.” Blaze loathes reality TV; for he truly believes that it represents everything wrong with the entertainment industry – and quite possibly the world – today.
Harvard educated Allison Hart, meanwhile, has a hit on her hands with Bling it on Featuring T-Bang – a “celebreality” show crafted around Hollywood “bad-boy” Thaddeus Stevens. The show’s popularity doubled the sales of a sponsor’s product and she has been approached to repeat its success for a product line geared towards women in an age group who still romance over Blaze Hazelwood and Casa Grande.
When Blaze unknowingly appears on an episode of Bling it On, the US goes with Blaze Fever – an affliction that many suffered in the 80s. This puts Blaze, Allison, and the former cast of Casa Grande on a collision course filled with hilarity, over the top revelations, and twists and turns that can only be true in a story featuring aging soap opera stars. Free on Kindle.
Skylights
September 10, 2018 By
When Alex Drummond stepped out his front door on the evening of his anniversary, January 26, 1996, he never imagined it would be 12 long years before he would see his family again. But under a dark and stormy London sky, Alex falls victim to a series of events that irreparably change his life’s path forever. His memory gone, he struggles through the night, searching for answers while his family searches for him.
12 years later, when the door to his past is violently blown open and his memories come flooding back, Alex must fight to come to terms with his unexpected new life as he toils to discover what is left of his old one. To Alex, it’s still 1996. What has become of his family? Who are these people who know him as Jack? A new wife, a new daughter, his amnesia now reversed, Alex must put the pieces of the puzzle back together while he still has time to do so. $2.99 on Kindle.
The Chronicles of Cannon, Vol. 1
September 10, 2018 By
A Shaman, a witch, a shetland pony. An Indian maid, a Mexican gardener, a pot-bellied pig. A German shepherd, a hollowed-out tree, a Nazi grandfather. A soufflé, a sausage, a scone. An alcoholic, gypsy-loving, hamster-warmongering father; an alcoholic, drug-addled, long-suffering mother; a gay yet fiercely homophobic brother; and finally, an absolute terrible slut of a sister.
And a phallic-shaped vegetable garden.
The first memoir from Lord Keith Cannon, second heir to the seat of Cannon Towers and the Title Baron of Ducklington. An important work detailing Lord Keith’s unique upbringing in one of the nation’s most over-privileged and inanely bizarre aristocratic families.
Enough to make us realize why the elite 1% are always so ludicrously mental. $2.99 on Kindle.
Tramps, Thieves and IT
August 22, 2018 By
The events take place in the United States. Arrogant smuggler Alan and a shy homeless guy called George are the main characters of the book.
At some point, Lady Luck decided that she had paid too much attention to ungrateful Alan, and completely neglected George for no reason. “It looks like now is the high time to correct this injustice,” she thought once. Being very vigorous and determined, Lady Luck put the idea into action immediately. Which meant seismic changes in the lives of both main characters. And one of them didn’t like those changes at all…
So what happened to Alan and George? Well, the answer is in the book. As a bonus, you will also find out what happened to Hitler in hell and what the Devil and the English Queen have in common. See price on Kindle.
Free: Tramps, Thieves and IT
August 16, 2018 By
The events take place in the United States. Arrogant smuggler Alan and a shy homeless guy called George are the main characters of the book.
At some point, Lady Luck decided that she had paid too much attention to ungrateful Alan, and completely neglected George for no reason. “It looks like now is the high time to correct this injustice,” she thought once. Being very vigorous and determined, Lady Luck put the idea into action immediately. Which meant seismic changes in the lives of both main characters. And one of them didn’t like those changes at all…
So what happened to Alan and George? Well, the answer is in the book. As a bonus, you will also find out what happened to Hitler in hell and what the Devil and the English Queen have in common. Free on Kindle.
The Game: It’s All Fantasy. Really.
August 14, 2018 By
Religion and fantasy sports collide in this over-the-top, crude satire that focuses on Danny’s alcohol-fueled obsession with the Game, an annual contest hosted by the Game Masters. Danny will do anything to be Chosen (with a capital C), but there’s the rub: even if he is Chosen, he won’t know it until the Game is over. He also doesn’t have any way of knowing what the rules to the Game are. But that’s just life, ya know? Or is it the Game? All bets are off in this thinly veiled mockery of everything you hold dear. $3.99 on Kindle.
Oh the times! Oh the customs!
August 13, 2018 By
Surreal, cynical and satirical look at the absurdity of our own established set of societal norms and the modern world itself. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Sweetness Run (A Comedy Novel)
August 4, 2018 By
A bold, laugh out loud comedy about a group of friends that have no business being together.
Fair warning: this is not a PG 13 comedy.
Colorful characters and over the top humor come together for a comedy that’s a combination of Family Guy, Deadpool and Curb Your Enthusiasm all rolled into one. $0.99 on Kindle.
And Also My Mother: Notes of Matrimonial Humor
August 2, 2018 By
A bilingual book of jokes about relationships and family dynamics: the perfect gift for couples celebrating an anniversary! Its three chapters contain jokes about the marriage pair, the comic character Pepito (well-known in the Latino world), and the antics of a mother-in-law. The Epitaph which serves as the conclusion of the book says it all: Love might be blind, but neighbors aren’t! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: MAD Librarian
June 29, 2018 By
2017 FOREWORD REVIEWS INDIE GOLD WINNER FOR BEST HUMOR NOVEL!
A Southern librarian fights back when the city cuts off funding for her library in this funny, angry book from multi-award-winning author Michael Guillebeau.
Reviewers said:
“One of the most enjoyable books I have read this year…
“…quirky characters and lots of laughs.”
“A madcap adventure of a book where librarians have all the answers.”
“A wonderfully entertaining book! Every library should have this book on the shelf.”
“…jumps off the shelf and begs to be read…I would give it 7 or 8 on a 5* scale.”
“This book will make you angry while making you laugh out loud.”
Half of all income goes to the Awesome Foundation for Library Innovation. Free on Kindle.
JAKES
June 27, 2018 By
Jakes closed a big case and meet Evita and Harold while drinking. He wanted a good time. They both had other things in mind. Evita wants her husband gone. Harold wants his wife to be faithful. The only Jakes wants is some rest and peace. Find out what happens in this dark comedy film noir inspired detective story involving murder, adultery, lots of liquor, and the quest to sleep off a hangover. $2.99 on Kindle.
King of the Vultures
June 21, 2018 By
A young man from a small village in Cameroon takes America by storm. Winston Churchill Mbongo has spent years dreaming of playing basketball for Coach Tex Brawner and the Hickston College Vultures. When the opportunity finally arrives, he doesn’t disappoint. A player who stands 7’8″ and handles the ball like a point guard is, of course, a phenomenon of the first order. This hilariously funny and good-natured novel is ultimately a tribute to the healing power of goodness. $3.99 on Kindle.
199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
May 24, 2018 By
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
These jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
The quick one-liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.
Pianist in a Bordello
May 19, 2018 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers, he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father,
Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs
May 16, 2018 By
This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
May 16, 2018 By
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
Those jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
• The quick one-liners which are as easy to use as slicing through butter.
• The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
• The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
• Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
• How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! Free on Kindle.
