Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?
Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”
So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.
Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $2.99 on Kindle.
Al Hirshen has led an unusual life. He learned street smarts in the Bronx, helped out at his father’s candy store, worked as a waiter in the Catskills to pay for his schooling, and became a lawyer. A participant in many of the pivotal changes of our times, Al was a Civil Rights and pioneering anti-poverty lawyer and created the first public/private partnerships in the Carter Administration. He was among the first USAID consultants to work in Russia, Ukraine, Slovakia and Albania.
Al has travelled the world, was a successful international development consultant, and tried his luck at movie production in Hollywood. For nine years he worked as a consultant to the leadership of Indonesia during that nation’s turbulent transition to democracy.
Al writes with a sense of humor and a profound love of life, the world, and people. As a recovering alcoholic, father, grandfather and husband in a happy twenty-five-year third marriage, he sees himself as an “ordinary man” blessed to live life fully in an imperfect, yet stunning world. $0.99 on Kindle.
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as his endeavors to impress his fellow villagers constantly fall way short of the mark. This gentle narrative is a stark warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay. $1.99 on Kindle.
Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.
When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted. Free on Kindle.
A.J. Goode looks at some of life’s funnier moments while sharing insights into small-town life, parenting, and class reunions. Her slightly twisted views on life and the world, in general, will lift your spirits and leave you smiling. $0.99 on Kindle.
What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret?
A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the officer to front up the search, his wild, sexy ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse.
As Bissel dreams of kudos from finding the animal, he also dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love…
An outrageous madcap comedy walk on the wild side. Buy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It’s not incorrect if you didn’t mean to. $0.99 on Kindle.
A wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans.
Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly “Barney” becomes “Elliott”, and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House.
What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser’s life. It’s Elliott’s “doggy confidential” story of rescue and redemption, tears, fears and laughter. He’s a clever dog with a nose for a plot. He understands everything his Metros say. Even stranger, he can read their auras too- so he always knows when Jamie, the Alpha Human of the pack, is up to no good. Then, when Jamie’s Big Plan surprises even him, Elliott has no option but to go for broke. He’s in, win, lose or draw. Dogs can dream too! Free on Kindle.
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (satire) has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley; in short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! Free on Kindle.
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
Ben Thompson shows up for his job as a rookie sales rep with a brand new college degree, extra-large student loan debt and nothing at all to prepare him for life at the Americana Software and Hardware call center. Ben learns quickly how to deal with an intimidating bank of phones in a leaky wreck of a building, a psychotic boss, a sales team of misfits ranging from Alcoholic to Zany, and a drop-dead gorgeous co-worker who scares him to death.
The Bucket Shop takes the reader on a good-natured romp through a rough and tumble world of fast talk and shady dealings as Michael Angelus’s memorable characters stumble and bungle their way through a wild variety of page-turning adventures. $0.99 on Kindle.
Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens?
Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being?
From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons that are concise and surprisingly insightful. You might just discover a thing or two about human nature and the comical aspects of almost any situation. $2.99 on Kindle.
When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake.
The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind.
Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t interested in fighting Rangda. Only a miracle can save us! Free on Kindle.
In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things.
In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union hit man, devious senior management, and a host of other undesirables.
Through the provocations, the trials, and the sheer naughtiness of it all, Mike and his companions emerge as inadvertent champions of the put-upon office worker. $3.33 on Kindle.
A LitRPG satire.
READY, PLAYER ONE?
The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION!
Wait! There’s more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined MIBAN and Chap-U gaming worlds! Play traditional or your own brand of RPG! Enter lands where cultivation and qi styles of play are available! Learn the language, enjoy the different cultures, and then – hack, slash, burn, hex, blast, or freeze your enemies to your heart’s content! Hear the lamentations of their women before they bring out their biiigggg knives! Crush their puny kingdoms under your sandaled feet! If you can find them or understand the language!
Meet deities, demons, champions, and people who want to kill you! There are no NPC’s in this game! Each character you meet is unique and will act as a thinking and living being! $0.99 on Kindle.
Daisy In The Doghouse is a dark, funny, family story about exposing corporate greed and a grass-roots movement to make the world a better place. In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, Jack Sullivan, former CEO and current stay-at-home dad, struggles to find an outlet for his frustrations with the unfair financial systems of corporate America. Free on Kindle.
There is nothing quite like the police officer sense of humor.
Police Officers are the modern-day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform, and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officer’s toolbox. Stripped of the ability to laugh, or forced to be politically correct in a politically incorrect work environment can be hazardous to one’s health. Coping becomes an essential component of a police officer’s arsenal. One of the primary coping mechanisms utilized by cops is humor. A cop can find something funny about almost anything, regardless of how tragic the circumstances. Dark humor involves making light of a serious, disturbing or taboo subject matter. It is sometimes viewed as morbid, cruel, offensive, and graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. This is the story of the author’s twenty-year police career with the New York City Transit Police and NYPD as he worked with some of New York City’s darkest knights – those cops who did and said the funniest things under the most difficult circumstances. $0.99 on Kindle.
Playboy, celebs, the Hollywood Casting Couch to Silicon Valley and online adult sites, the hilarious scandalous real truth behind the scenes of the adult business. Free on Kindle.
Since creation, humankind has promptly freaked out over three big truths: the existence of the omnipresent Writer, the World apparently being a massive hibernating lifeform, and the roving voice in the sky, known as the Narrator, solely existing to entertain the other gods at humanity’s expense. Long after the acceptance of these big truths, the Narrator’s newest adventurer has incidentally altered fate.
It all begins with Horluf, a homeless man in a big city who has a chance at turning his life around. When the unexpected happens, the Narrator’s all-knowing knowledge falters, and more adventurers figuratively tie themselves into the tale at hand. There’s Dun, who owes a hefty sum to a mobster; Sinclair, the loyal mute with brave intentions; John Carl, a theatrically-merry debt collector; and an impossible “metal man,” who actually isn’t so much more absurd than the otherworldly servant with a slight memory problem.
Their quest: to reluctantly seek out a purportedly haunted treasure with a rather peculiar past. All the while, the Narrator must make do with a story that continuously strays further and further away from what was ever intended. $0.99 on Kindle.
A serial killer is terrorizing Cleveland, PI Claire’s hometown. When her beloved former babysitter is murdered, it gets personal for Claire. Pursuing the suspects through sleazy bars, churches, bingo parlors, and music studios, Claire puts herself in the killer’s sights. As the corpses pile higher than meringue on a pie, Claire is determined to hunt down the murderer before he kills again. Free on Kindle.
5 years into the Federal Witness Security Program, former trucking executive, Bob Deighton, lives a quiet life as Bob Day, senior maintenance man at the Belle Rive Lodge and Club, Florida’s 4 diamond oceanfront resort hotel, until the day he saves 3 lives, becomes a local hero and his low profile fades. Bob’s past is about to catch up with him. Free on Kindle.
Following a near-death experience, an aging pizza delivery expert presumes he’s a prophet and a local prostitute his unsuspecting oracle. The Pizza Prophet is hilarity with all the toppings: mobsters, romance and plenty of tips (from above). Free on Kindle.
Avast, mateys!
Follow the adventures of the esteemed Water Elemental known as Captain Lefty, commander of the mighty pirate ship, the Fallen Angel, as he and his quirky yet charming crew fight to save the world from the menace of Orion, an irate giant from beyond the stars, hell-bent on getting violent revenge for the tragedies of his past. Enter this magical world today and set sail! $0.99 on Kindle.
Angie Conaty, has long suffered from a reoccurring nightmare. The same one she’s had since childhood. As an adult the dreams come far less frequently, due to her demanding public relations position, in the Toronto based reality television station, Gottchaon TV. The channel is in hot water currently, with the creators son – an entitled rich manchild – at the helm. Knowing that his mother, Judy Jones the creator of the investigative reality channel, hand picked Angie to mentor, Jason elects Angie to be the assistant director for his new show, Sustainable. Angie has no choice but to fly out to the remote fishing town in British Columbia, the very next morning.
When she arrives, things quickly take a turn for the worst! Her dreams become hallucinations, and they come vividly, while she is fully lucid, and working with the handsome and rugged Max Murphy, Sustainable’s leading man! Soon Angie accidently enlist the help of local mediums, and husbands Yin and Larry, two charmingly different characters, who immediately take Angie under their wing. Can Angie solve the mystery of her Haunted Past? $2.99 on Kindle.
One Fine Mess is an action-packed crime comedy, set in Vermont, with a strong female protagonist. There is no maple syrup, but there are mobsters, cops, drug dealers, and a head in a box. Think fun. Think suspense. Think wild, sexy ride. It’s time to show some ovaries. $0.99 on Kindle
Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley.
In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy wave from space wreaks havoc upon the earth, he turns from ordinary to extraordinary in a hurry.
On the run with a handful of survivors, Simon has one huge problem: his best friend Nick has become a zombie and is assembling an undead army to hunt him down.
In Awakening, The shortest apocalypse in history is over. After saving all of humanity, Simon wakes to find he’s a human-zombie hybrid. As if that weren’t enough, he’s discovered a new plot to take over the world.
With his friends taken hostage and a mad general fixing to get a piece of his DNA, Simon must learn to fight once more. Will using his newfound zombie superpowers be enough to save humanity the second time around?
In Armageddon, a race of intergalactic lizards arrives in orbit and lays siege to the planet.
With Earth’s armies in retreat, it will fall to Simon once more to fight the invaders and risk making the situation worse… if that’s even possible. $2.99 on Kindle.
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