Cannibals and lions and murder–oh my!
Britain’s greatest bumbler and his extraordinary African expedition. $0.99 on Kindle.
Hairbag Nation: A Story of the New York City Transit Police (Book 1:The Police Riot)
September 30, 2020 By
Being a cop in New York City can be challenging. Being a cop in the NYC subway can be disheartening.
The daily environment of the transit cop – the dirt, grime, urine, graffiti, homeless, crowds, noise, and crime is enough to stifle anyone’s spirit.
Throw in a hefty helping of inept leadership, ridiculous summons and arrest quotas, problems at home, and an unappreciative public and it’s no wonder that some cops fall prey to cynicism, apathy and indifference. Police in New York City have a term for these burnt-out cops – hairbags.
This is the story of an oddball group of misfits who patrolled New York City’s subterranean underworld during the 1980s. This is Hairbag Nation. $0.99 on Kindle.
Dearest Fluffy
September 18, 2020 By
When you’re stuck hundreds of miles from home, what do you turn to for fun? It probably didn’t exist in 1861. But writing did. And letters. Remember them? Little pieces of trees wrapped in other little pieces of trees. Back then, sheep were pretty common on farms, because everybody had to darn their own socks. Have you ever tried to darn your own socks uphill both ways in the snow? Me neither, but let’s pretend.
What was a bored Union soldier supposed to do with all that free time between marching and skirmishes? Take a nap? Shave? Writing letters doesn’t sound so bad, now, does it? So, J.J. wrote home to a sheep (and other animals). Cut him some slack! He’s wearing wool, after all. $0.99 on Kindle.
Diary of a H.O. (House Officer)
September 17, 2020 By
This book could save your life! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like working at a hospital Level 1 trauma center this book offers unfiltered true stories which occurred during a surgeon’s first year of training. The book offers insight into modern healthcare and the state of society. You will laugh, cry, and question your beliefs about the healthcare system and patients.
CHARITABLE: 30% of profits from the sale of this book will be donated to healthcare non-profit organizations such as the American Cancer Society, the American Heart Association, and any current global medical pandemic funds.
Please visit DIARYOFAHO.COM for more information. This is a work of sociology, psychology, medicine, surgery, dealing with the public, putting others ins front of yourself, and self-reflective learning. HIPPA compliance maintained. Everyone’s talking about the healthcare system. Don’t miss out, be informed and read Diary of a H.O. $4.94 on Kindle.
Change Of A Dress
September 6, 2020 By
GEORGE MANLEY political novice and closeted cross-dresser runs for US president and wins. This fast-paced, farcical, quirky comedy takes you to the heart of the presidency and one man’s struggle for the White House, to save America, and for personal acceptance. $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Mr. Hyde, Book 6 of the Carrows Family Chronicles
September 3, 2020 By
A narcissistic, criminally unscrupulous NYC real estate developer and bully crosses paths with the billionaire Carrows family. Wait. The Russians are involved? Naturally, they have their own agenda. They usually do. It’s good versus evil time. Upon whom will you bet? A humorous, satirical mystery caper series. Another intricately woven sting operation. Sit back, relax, have a laugh, and unwind as the Carrows manage the bad guys for us all. A stand-alone in the six-book series. Free on Kindle.
Free: Managed Care
August 30, 2020 By
Book of the Year. Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time. Free on Kindle.
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
August 29, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Dead & Busy (Four Book Series)
August 11, 2020 By
A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair, or to have an insistent but sexy ectoplasmic hooker get him into trouble. For Dave it’s all in a day’s work when he has to rid a mobster of talking mice that keep popping up when it’s the least convenient, or to find an accountant who has eloped with a ghost.
As they say, Dave Callaghan is not here to bring you profound, life-changing thoughts; only quick, unadulterated fun. Free to $2.99 on Kindle.
Fun Stories Greatest Hits
July 29, 2020 By
Like humor books? Like 99 cent deals? Giddyup! FSGH hit #1 on Amazon. It’s a must-have comedy collection of 40 lol real-life stories sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs & sitcom fans. Award-winning author R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through office pranks, insane dates, commuter clowns, garage sale gonzos, and Cub Scout failure. No topic is safe from his off-the-wall comedic sense of observation. Grab this great Kindle Countdown Deal or read the book in kindle unlimited. $0.99 on Kindle
The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge
June 30, 2020 By
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge
June 30, 2020 By
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 24, 2020 By
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Free: Holy Roundness
June 24, 2020 By
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. Free on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 24, 2020 By
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Free: Accidental Lazarus
June 23, 2020 By
It is sort of annoying having dead people dropping by at all hours…
A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the worse is yet to come; Dave’s girlfriend gets involved and the real trouble begins.
Episode 1 of the DEAD & BUSY series will keep you laughing to the (bitter) end. Free on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast – Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 10, 2020 By
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.
An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.
Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.
All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 10, 2020 By
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.
An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.
Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.
All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. $0.99 on Kindle.
Typo Squad Book III: The Typo Alliance
June 9, 2020 By
Typos are lethal to 98% of the population. Be thankful typo squad is on patrol …
Typo Squad is dealt a terrible blow by Anton Nym and his new errorist cell, known as the Erristocracy. But when all seems lost, the tide turns with the rise of the Typo Alliance.
With a new headquarters, a new captain, and the arrival of some truly unexpected allies, Typo Squad is set on a collision course with the most dangerous foes they’ve ever faced.
Will Dick and his team be able to overcome the odds and make the world safe from typos once and for all? Or will Nym and his inner circle be victorious in the end? $2.99 on Kindle.
Funny Meeting You Here: 6 Shorts
June 7, 2020 By
Oftentimes, the very best part of a story is the section in which the characters meet. The initial spark. The twists of fate. That’s what you’ll find here: a delightful array of characters—young and old and in-between—meeting for the first time in the most unexpected ways. Six light, humorous, sweet tales of how they came into one another’s lives. Silly and short, a quick read to chuckle through. $0.99 on Kindle.
1000 Rhyming Gems
June 3, 2020 By
Get lost in these 1000 Rhyming Gems. They create a rhythm that stirs the soul. You can open to any page and it will put you in a trance.
These 1000 Rhyming Gems are unique and one of a kind! $7.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Hack
June 2, 2020 By
Max McMillan, a renowned and worshiped author, takes the reader on a journey through his playboy, luxurious, and millions-of-Instagram-follower life. Annoyed by his stardom, and seemingly out for self-destruction, Max’s story is one of constant disaster. However, when he discovers that his best friend, Jack, a poor and unpublished writer, is losing his wife to cancer, he decides to risk it all to help them in this hilarious and satirical romantic comedy. Free on Kindle.
The Unlounging
May 29, 2020 By
Mark Twain meets Vonnegut in this witty and poignant romp. While ne’er-do-well Selraybob is watching his fed-up wife walk out the door, into his head pops a theory of Time. It’s a count, he decides. Time is only a count. The obsession sticks, pushing him off of his lounger and into the world of sultry clock fixers and shady Time conspiracies. $0.99 on Kindle.
Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
April 24, 2020 By
What would happen if a brown-skinned, profanity-loving, gun-hating Jesus time-traveled to 2020 America? Find out in this irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy. Each novel in the Time Is Irreverent series stands alone, and a humorous prologue quickly gets readers up-to-date.
This Amazon #1 Best-Seller in Political Humor is recommended for liberal readers only! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight
April 4, 2020 By
Body is a humorous novel, but it is also a self-help guide: By learning from the three women in this story, readers can see themselves, explore their relationships with their bodies, and begin their own journeys to healthy eating and body image by following the seven principles laid out in the story. Free on Kindle.
