Free: No More Bad Dates

No More Bad Dates

The No More Bad Dates Pact: stop dating the wrong guys and start dating the right ones – weirdos and jerks need not apply.

Every part of my life is a mess—and not even a hot one. My so-called career is on hold, I keep disappointing my family by not doing “something important” with my life, and I always, always choose the wrong guys.

Case in point: getting dumped during the romantic vows at a wedding. I’ve officially hit rock bottom. It’s time I got serious about finding a decent man. So, I form a dating pact with two friends who are just as bad at choosing men as me. We agree to vet one another’s dates to weed out the weirdos and jerks.

The No More Bad Dates pact is officially born. But when my roommate surprises me by joining the pact, he finds something wrong with every single guy I meet. Jason Christie is confident, sexy, and good-looking in a movie star kind of way. Sure, we’re good friends, but he’s only ever been Jason, the serial dater. Totally off-limits.

That is until I start to have feelings for him. Feelings I should definitely not be having. Feelings like wondering what it’d be like to kiss him.No. I can’t go there. Not only will it destroy our friendship, but I know he’ll break my heart. Only now I’ve begun to fall, I don’t know how to stop.

No More Bad Dates is a fun, heart-warming friends to lovers rom-com for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Lindsey Kelk, and TV shows like Jane the Virgin. It’s a light-hearted, humorous, and fun full-length novel that can be read as a standalone title. High Tea is a spin-off of Kate O’Keeffe’s bestselling Cozy Cottage Café series. Free on Kindle.
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Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

“Comedy for the Dead. Talk about a tough comedy crowd … An intelligent story that shines the light of laughter into the shadows of loss. It grabs you from the start and never let’s go.”
–Louie Anderson, Comedian, Actor, Author

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But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE

…But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE is a light-hearted look about gaining valuable insights when coping with a variety of relatable, yet sometimes absurd real-life scenarios.

Shirley Laffa doesn’t mean to be an A$$HOLE. But hypocritically tells herself it’s okay if SHE does it, in a pinch. Like after failing to recognize a celebrity guest at a work event or getting caught naked by her potential mother-in-law. This book will strike a chord with every woman who tries to be perfect in an imperfect world.

While attempting to become a ballerina/waiting tables and then enduring cubicle hell, Shirley learns essential lessons. Compounded by the pitfalls of demanding parents, she agonizes with obsessive worries and second-guessing herself. As a recovering people pleasing addict and chronic sufferer of foot-in-mouth disease, hilarious laugh out loud antics showcase Shirley’s own brand of offbeat self-help and unique humour.

We can all relate to embarrassing ourselves; struggling with relentless approval seeking; nagging obsessions about weight; relationships; and workplace tribulations. But taking the opportunity to gain collective wisdom from universal mistakes will lead you to ultimately realize we’re all in this together, and need to be kinder to ourselves, and to each other.

Giddy up for a guilty pleasure ride on an amusing cringe-worthy tour. You’ll be sure to depart feeling lighter, wiser and more in charge of your own destiny! $5.99 on Kindle.
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Stupidity in Action

Stupidity in Action

Those who knew Clark Huff as a child believed he would either be in jail or dead before he graduated high school. They had good reason to think that. He paid little attention to authority and never considered the risk of his actions. Enjoy these fascinating stories of how this disobedient, adventurous boy learned from his mistakes and survived to became a successful adult. The saga begins with an eight-year-old child who hopes to get a deer rifle for Christmas. As the journey continues throughout his childhood, he pursues the making and building of explosives, rockets, and electronics. Much to his mother’s dismay, he also figures out how to gas his siblings.

Surprisingly, Clark not only lives to graduate high school, but goes on to earn a degree in metallurgical engineering. During his professional career, he becomes a world traveler and immerses himself in other cultures with much hilarity and humility. He also continues to reflect on his mistakes, such as going underground in a flooding mine and being the boss during the construction of a silo that collapsed. By the end of his career he had advanced to become the company’s Vice President of Capital and Technology. These stories are not only entertaining, but will provide you examples of how not to handle a situation. It is always better to learn from someone else’s stupidity. $7.99 on Kindle.
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Free: His Father’s Mustache

His Father’s Mustache* His Father’s Mustache *
Ziggy’s dad had a mustache, extra-long,
it had shiny hairs, was healthy and strong.
When it was cold, and snow hit the ground
he wrapped his ‘stache like a scarf all around.
When he left the house and said goodbye,
his ‘stach left after an hour (and that’s no lie!)
The story develops the child’s imagination and teaches valuable messages in a humoristic way with fun rhymes! Free on Kindle.
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Quest (The Sylvalla Chronicles Book 1)

Quest (The Sylvalla Chronicles Book 1)

Sylvalla escapes Avondale castle and the life of a princess, in search of the adventure she’s always wanted. Once found, adventure bites back.

Fortunately, she’s not alone. Unfortunately, her new-found companions are less than heroic. Jonathan, would rather make money than learn wizardry. Dirk, would rather live a long and happy life than confront danger. And at 150, old Capro would rather stop gallivanting, and harangue unsuspecting wizardry students about his glory days over a nice cup of tea.

Quest has everything, heroes, monsters, chases, escapes and a complete lack of true love. A celebration of adventure fantasy, Quest is a quirky and original fantasy from award-winning and USA Today Bestselling author, A.J. Ponder on behalf of Wizardly historian, F Fraderghast. Become a student of magic today, and discover the true fighter, warrior, and most unprincesslike Princess Sylvalla, as she battles for her place as a hero. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Oh Daddy Chronicles

Oh Daddy Chronicles

Imagine being a fly eavesdropping on Trump’s Oval Office conversations. This political satire’s 46 skit-like episodes, described as Saturday Night Live on steroids, do just that. Perfect for fans of Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah, this two-time award winner for Humor will have you laughing your butt off. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Alan and Frankie

Alan Rose is a part time comedian and full time civil servant . He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time.

Frankie Fortune was a minor music hall celebrity making a comeback in the alternative comedy scene of the 1980s before his untimely death .

Two comedians. One Alive. One Dead. A theatre that needs saving from developers. A visit to the peculiar village of Maiden’s Dribble and the mysterious Sanctuary of the Bee. A Christmas trip to Lapland and a starring role role in the paranormal TV series ‘Scared Stiff.’

Join Alan and Frankie as they try to make sense of the world across four hilarious books.

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It Started at The Savoy

It Started at The Savoy

Bill Pullen is a brilliant storyteller. He invites the reader to pull up a chair and join him as he recounts his anecdotes of friends, family, and a myriad of celebrities, from his five decades in the hospitality industry. From historic country inns to five-star hotels on three continents, he conveys his experiences with great humor and insight. $5.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Mutt to Megastar

When a rescue dog is first adopted he has no idea what awaits him in his new life. Will it be good or bad? That’s all Barney worries about. But sharing his new life between two glitzy metro couples, living in two different homes, well that’s an eye-opener. Re-named Elliott, he’s a mutt of a country dog discovering city life in Sydney. But that’s only the start of it, and boy is his life about to change big time. Elliott gives you “a dog’s version of life, death and stardom”. Told from the dog’s POV, it is humorous, insightful and unexpectedly candid. Reviewed as “A Dog Lover’s Must”, if you enjoy W. Bruce Cameron and Spencer Quinn’s dog characters, then Elliott is the dog for you. Free to $2.99 on Kindle

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7 1/2 Habits To Help You Become More Humorous, Happier and Healthier

7 1/2 Habits To Help You Become More Humorous, Happier & Healthie
A compelling mix of entertaining humor and self-help, an invaluable manual. The focus is on humor as a means of coping. This book discusses the normal life problems and how looking at them through a different lens, a humorous one, can change your entire outlook on these issues. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Oh Daddy Chronicles

Oh Daddy ChroniclesGold Medal Winner – Humor – Readers’ Favorite Awards. Described as “Saturday Night Live, in written form, on steroids,” 46 hilarious skits follow the craziness of Trump’s presidency and feature fictional conversations in the Oval Office. Fans of Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah might agree with Artisan Book Reviews, which calls it “Dave Barry meets Douglas Adams.” The more traditional former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle sums it up as “Excellent political satire.” That’s Senate-speak for “darn funny.”

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Free: An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap
A playful, very English, first-person comedy that follows the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly after he discovers a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel guaranteed to raise a titter from Balmoral to Buckingham Palace. (Book 1 of 3) Free on Kindle.

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All The Best Quotes By Rufus & Friends In THE ROAD TO KEY WEST Series

Best-selling author Michael Reisig has probably produced more amusing, proverbial quotes than anyone in his class. The following is a collection of these from his thirteen-book “Road to Key West” series. But it’s also a clever cache of expressions and wisdoms by great authors, adventurers, and entertainers, that will make you nod your head or laugh out loud with nearly every page… (And this makes a wonderful Christmas gift…) $1.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Mauve Alert

Mauve Alert
The world needs a hilarious absurdist/rom-com/drama/sci-fi/thriller/satire and Mauve Alert is here to fill that need!

Enter the world of Ava Birchcroft, award-winning author, as she tackles daily life alongside a literary agent with a faulty metal hand, a sneering case of Writer’s Block, accusations of offending the entire Swedish nation and a global conspiracy by a mysterious trillionaire and his psychotic daughter. You’ll read nothing quite like ‘Mauve Alert’! Free on Kindle.

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Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

Vince Locker’s life is tragic. His comedy act for the LaughCom competition has just bombed, ruining any chance of the cash prize he desperately needed. His life is in tatters; abandoned by his father as a child, an estranged wife, Jessica, who he seems to disappoint just by his mere existence, and living in his mother’s house with his bipolar brother and facing foreclosure. As he stands on Smith Avenue Bridge, suicide seems the only option until he is unexpectedly rescued by an old school mortician named Truss. Vince meets another of Truss’s rescues, Winona. Although beyond social norms, the trio seize on a quick cash fix that just might help Vince meet his child support demands–comedic tributes for the dead. The eulogies are hilarious and off the wall, sometimes disastrous and sometimes enlightening. They propel Vince into the dark underworld of the funeral industry, life insurance scams, savage politics, a kidnapping, the murder investigation of a destitute unclaimed young woman and threats to Jessica and his young daughter. As details of the murdered young woman are slowly revealed, Vince realizes that he has many ghosts of his own to put to rest. Free on Kindle.
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Dad Jokes for New Dads

Dad Jokes for New Dads
This book is jam-packed with the most iconic dad jokes you’ll find. Your kids will not be able to stop rolling on the floor in laughter or covering their faces in embarrassment. True to the dad joke style, we’ve made sure all the jokes here are so bad they’re impossible not to laugh at. Whatever the occasion, this joke book has got you covered! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Oh Daddy Chronicles

Oh Daddy Chronicles

Gold Medal Winner – Humor – Readers’ Favorite Awards. Described as “Saturday Night Live, in written form, on steroids,” 46 hilarious skits follow the craziness of Trump’s presidency and feature fictional conversations in the Oval Office.

The unexplainable is explained, such as why Trump was so enamored with hydroxychloroquine and the real reason behind the Bible stunt at St. John’s Church. While Artisan Book Reviews calls the book “Dave Barry meets Douglas Adams,” former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle sums it up as “Excellent political satire.” $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL

It takes an outrageous scam to re-ignite the passion of legendary Aussie Rock Star Marc Charles. Until then, he has been just cruising, resting on his fading reputation. A mysterious international organisation offers him a spectacular new album deal and he falls for it. But it’s a scam. Now there is so much to play for and too much to lose, all the way to the hilarious deadline when Marc pulls off a cheeky plot twist. But can he reboot his career?

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Free: Just His Secretary: A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Southern Roots Sweet RomCom Book 1)

Just His Secretary: A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Southern Roots Sweet RomCom Book 1)

She’s just his secretary…until he needs someone on his arm to convince his mother that he can take over the family business. Then Callie becomes Dawson’s girlfriend—but just in his text messages…but maybe she’ll start to worm her way into his shriveled heart too.

Callie:

Dawson Houser makes sure everyone who comes into the office knows I’m “just his secretary.”

Heck, I’ve even said it to suppliers and CEOs when they smile knowingly at the two of us during business meetings. He scowls and grumps around the office afterward, as if the two of us dating is the most ridiculous thing on the planet.

Dawson can handle them. I can handle them—and him too, once they leave. And he’s no picnic, let me tell you.

Who can’t we handle?

His mother.

When Lila Houser comes to town with her faux furs and fashion sunglasses, she only has one question for her spoiled rotten son: When are you going to get married, Dawson, darling?

I expect him to laugh and tell her he’s never getting married. I mean, I’ve heard those exact words come out of his mouth.

Instead, he pulls me to his side and says, “Maybe sooner than you think, Mother.”

Oh, that Lila Houser can make a woman feel two inches tall with a simple up-down look. I think I’m a pretty good catch…no matter what my last three boyfriends say.

When Lila says, “I thought Callie was just your secretary,” I suddenly want to prove her dead wrong…Free on Kindle.

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The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

Inspired by self-help books which are generally not applicable during a global pandemic (especially hot yoga), and the unique moment when first-world countries started comparing themselves with Iraq – this book is meant to unravel the mysteries of the reality presented to you. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Doomsday Machine

The Doomsday Machine
A COMEDY TWIST ON THE TRADITIONAL SCI-FI SPACE OPERA

Could you work with your ex? Could you trust them to keep your secrets?

In the first book of this parody space opera series, garbage freighter Space Scrap 17 is selected for a top-secret mission. Captain Daisy Daryl and XO Michigan Jones must forget their failed romance and work together to save their ship from the Doomsday Machine. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Three Dogs and a Wedding: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Three Dogs and a Wedding: A Rescue Dog's Funny Story
Described as a dogs version of life, death and stardom (Amazon 5-star review) bestselling author Kit James has his canine hero, Elliott, in a hilarious race to the altar in Three Dogs and a Wedding, Book #3 Mutt to Megastar series. Will Valentines Day turn out to be the best day to be Best Dog?

Specially for dog lovers free until 15 February Free on Kindle.
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The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown

The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown
Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she “trusted the wrong kind of fella,” to getting sold into white slavery. But perhaps her crowning mishap is seeking the ping-pong championship of San Francisco’s Chinatown–all while hiding out in the Witness Protection Program. A zany yet tender book that will have you laughing out loud. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Santa’s Pandemic Cruise

SANTA'S PANDEMIC CRUISE

As scrap metal prices plummet and tourism to the North Pole drops drastically the Russians have an old Icebreaker that they don’t need.

Later as two American Icebreakers steam towards Alaska from a trip to the North Pole they’re overtaken by that old ship travelling at full speed. $2.99 on Kindle.

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