Gray Matters Volume 1

Gray Matters Volume 1
What’s so funny about life after 50? Jody will tell you in her collection of humorous short pieces, written Erma Bombeck style, that were originally published as a monthly humor column in a small-town newspaper. With the help of Internet sites, odd advice, and insights about the Baby Boomer generation Jody takes a wry, witty, self-deprecating look at the curiosities of aging. Almost everything is fair game; from her experiment of wearing red lipstick for a week, to her try at being a cougar, to her advice on what to do at 3 AM when you can’t sleep.

This anthology, broken up into 5 funny columns per volume, is targeted at America’s adult population. Everyone from 45-95 will enjoy this funny peek into their lives.
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An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap

A playful English comedy following the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly, after he stumbles upon a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters, witty one-liners and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel! (Its sequel, ‘The Royal Wedding Saboteurs’, is also discounted to half price during the offer period.) $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail

Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment, moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. Convinced his neighbours are stealing it, he investigates. Only to find evidence of…witchcraft.
Meanwhile the Merton Palace Theatre is being renovated. As the building work continues, strange noises can be heard from the cellar. What have the builders unearthed?

Frankie Fortune is having strange dreams about the Merton Palace Theatre. Could it simply be flashbacks to when he died there in 1982, or is it something more sinister?

The crew of the cable TV show Scared Stiff are sent in to broadcast the strange happenings live on air.
What could possibly go wrong? Free on Kindle.
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Free: The Good Audit

The Good Audit

A true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms (and really, the corporate office environment in general).

Titles matter more than real names and the team quickly discovers there is no such thing as a good audit. Will the team come together to get the job done or fall apart long before the artificially imposed deadline to finish? Free on Kindle.
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Free: Second Fiddle Flirt

Second Fiddle Flirt

Cajun fiddler Lauren has just two days to practice for a shot at her dream gig. But when her sister’s best friend, Tyler, arrives with comfort food and his shy, sexy smile, she opens the door to distraction. A sexy, small-town romance with humor, heart, and Cajun Charm. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Fore Play

Fore Play

Mandy Manville is expected to win the club’s Women’s Golf Championship, which will qualify her to tee it up with legendary golfers in Scotland’s Cialis Open. But when ex-college star golfer Jody Benson joins the club, Mandy’s beautifully manicured nails become claws as she stops at nothing to keep the newcomer from entering the tournament. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog's Funny Story
Celebrity dog Elliott fears he’ll be sent back to the Dog Pound when he is fired from his starring role as a pirate dog in the dog food TV Ad campaign. Will he end up being a one-hit wonder? You’ll laugh all the way as Elliott digs deep to learn some risky new skills and tricks, but can he save the day and his doggie career? The drama goes right down to the wire on a sunny, Aussie Christmas Eve. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Scott Jarvis Private Investigator

A Florida-based tropical private detective series. Loaded with screeching tires, blazing guns, exotic locations and page-turning intrigue. Former cop turned private investigator runs the gamut from mafia murder to international espionage to kidnappings and everything in between. Fraught with action, romance and humor. For anyone who loves Spenser, Marlowe, Doc ford or Jesse McDermitt.

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The Teleporter

The Teleporter
Booze, super heroes and comedy collide in this page-turning tale by best selling author Lee Hall $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Scam A-Lama Ding Dong

Scam A-Lama Ding Dong
“Hilarious! I lost sleep because I kept wanting to know what happened next.” Amazon Review
Slide into the sleazy side of Show Biz with legendary Aussie Rock Star Marc Charles as he uncovers a sneaky mafia-like scam to con him. Marc must use all his cunning to turn the tables and try to beat them at their own game. With a cheeky plot twist that will leave you hooting and wanting more! Grab your guitar and buckle up for a wild ride in this dark comedy crime caper, Book #1 in the Con the Rock Star Series. Free on Kindle.
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Hacking George

Hacking George

Following a road-rage incident in which he was the victim, middle-aged cynic George Sanderson has an epiphany. He believes he has the power to influence fate and set the world to rights.

During a meticulously-planned intervention to help his friend Angela Hayworth, the two fall in love. George’s lonely existence looks set to improve. But he’s about to discover that playing games with people’s lives is fraught with danger. And when his life starts to fall apart, he’s forced to confront the frightening truth…

Someone is manipulating him. But why?
With his freedom and sanity at stake, George must fight for everything he holds dear – especially his lawn, his meat thermometer, and Angela’s perfect teeth.

“Not To Be Missed. If ever proof were needed that a good book doesn’t need a tortuously complicated plot, a high body count and gratuitous sex and violence then this is it.” – Reedsy Discovery $2.99 on Kindle.
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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Rescued before he was due to be euthanised, Elliott tells his story about his new oddball life when he becomes a Celebrity Time Share dog. Humorous, insightful and unexpectedly candid, this dog’s purpose is to entertain you. Told from the dog’s POV, Elliott gives you “ a dog’s version of life, death and stardom”.
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Swipe Right for Murder

Dating is tough. Especially if the guy you like might be a serial killer.

After a devastating heartbreak and a string of short-lived, failed relationships, college student Georgie Itoyama has now decided to approach dating in the same way that she approaches everything else: methodically, logically, and efficiently.

Georgie downloads countless dating apps, determined to find the love of her life as easily as she orders jeans online. And while her love-at-first-sight aspirations don’t exactly come true, she does find someone she likes. Quite a lot.

There’s only one problem. Girls are going missing at Georgie’s university, and all the signs are pointing to . . . him?

But that’s ridiculous. What are the chances that she’s dating an actual serial killer?

Then she matches with Nate. Mysterious, intelligent, and oddly fixated on solving the local disappearances. As Georgie’s relationships deepen with each of her guys, she unwittingly finds herself caught up in the mess that is murder, intrigue, and the nightmare of online dating.

Fast-paced, hilariously witty, and exhilaratingly suspenseful, Swipe Right for Murder explores the world of modern dating and all the “what-ifs” that come with it. $1.99 on Kindle
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Journey to the Kingdom of No Return

Journey to the Kingdom of No Return
To extend his shelf life which has come to an end, ‘tween hero, Little Book, strikes a deal with the Space Arrangers: rescue sci-fi action hero Luke Shelfwalker who has gone missing on the dark side. But the marauders of the dark side, (a.k.a the enemies of books) don’t care about deals, they care about eliminating their enemies—and they have Little Book in their sight. Will he escape their clutches? $0.99 on Kindle. (Sale price ends June 3rd).

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: 100+ UNIQUELY FUNNY DAD JOKES with Illustrations & AI-Generated! (Book 1): For Kids and Adults alike!

100+ UNIQUELY FUNNY DAD JOKES with Illustrations & AI-Generated! (Book 1): For Kids and Adults alike!
Lighten up with this collection of 100 – and a bit more – unique and hilarious dad jokes, one-liners and short jokes, with illustrations & AI-Generated!! For any age, kids and adults! You will be sure to crack up laughing out loud, guaranteed!!
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The Royal Wedding Saboteurs

The Royal Wedding Saboteurs
When royal rebel Princess Araminta ropes schoolteacher George Nearly into her plans to sabotage her sister’s wedding, comedy chaos ensues as our hero lurches from one crisis to another. This hilarious sequel to ‘An Accidental Royal Kidnap’ (available to download FREE until 29 Mar) is a royally funny novel that will have you crying with laughter! (Book 3 in the series, ‘Royal Wedding in Vegas’, is also discounted. to $2.99.) $0.99 on Kindle.
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A TALE OF THREE CITIES

A TALE OF THREE CITIES

Success changes to disaster and back again for Oliver Cherry. Along the way there’s a necessary and hurried change of persona and location, a table with seven sides, a ‘miracle drug’ as well as Oliver’s ongoing romantic penchant for larger than life, characterful women in their 40s and 50s. Set in the Swinging London heyday of the late 1960s this novel fully arouses the era, with its music, fashion and inventiveness centre stage. – In his second novel Clive Van Cooten has Oliver both loving and manipulating his family, Sprig, Mrs J and other new and unforgettable characters. If you’re a fan of comedy/drama this makes compelling reading. – A stage musical of this book is currently in production. Details can be found on www.clivevancooten

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Free: No More Bad Dates

No More Bad Dates

The No More Bad Dates Pact: stop dating the wrong guys and start dating the right ones – weirdos and jerks need not apply.

Every part of my life is a mess—and not even a hot one. My so-called career is on hold, I keep disappointing my family by not doing “something important” with my life, and I always, always choose the wrong guys.

Case in point: getting dumped during the romantic vows at a wedding. I’ve officially hit rock bottom. It’s time I got serious about finding a decent man. So, I form a dating pact with two friends who are just as bad at choosing men as me. We agree to vet one another’s dates to weed out the weirdos and jerks.

The No More Bad Dates pact is officially born. But when my roommate surprises me by joining the pact, he finds something wrong with every single guy I meet. Jason Christie is confident, sexy, and good-looking in a movie star kind of way. Sure, we’re good friends, but he’s only ever been Jason, the serial dater. Totally off-limits.

That is until I start to have feelings for him. Feelings I should definitely not be having. Feelings like wondering what it’d be like to kiss him.No. I can’t go there. Not only will it destroy our friendship, but I know he’ll break my heart. Only now I’ve begun to fall, I don’t know how to stop.

No More Bad Dates is a fun, heart-warming friends to lovers rom-com for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Lindsey Kelk, and TV shows like Jane the Virgin. It’s a light-hearted, humorous, and fun full-length novel that can be read as a standalone title. High Tea is a spin-off of Kate O’Keeffe’s bestselling Cozy Cottage Café series. Free on Kindle.
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Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

“Comedy for the Dead. Talk about a tough comedy crowd … An intelligent story that shines the light of laughter into the shadows of loss. It grabs you from the start and never let’s go.”
–Louie Anderson, Comedian, Actor, Author

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But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE

…But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE is a light-hearted look about gaining valuable insights when coping with a variety of relatable, yet sometimes absurd real-life scenarios.

Shirley Laffa doesn’t mean to be an A$$HOLE. But hypocritically tells herself it’s okay if SHE does it, in a pinch. Like after failing to recognize a celebrity guest at a work event or getting caught naked by her potential mother-in-law. This book will strike a chord with every woman who tries to be perfect in an imperfect world.

While attempting to become a ballerina/waiting tables and then enduring cubicle hell, Shirley learns essential lessons. Compounded by the pitfalls of demanding parents, she agonizes with obsessive worries and second-guessing herself. As a recovering people pleasing addict and chronic sufferer of foot-in-mouth disease, hilarious laugh out loud antics showcase Shirley’s own brand of offbeat self-help and unique humour.

We can all relate to embarrassing ourselves; struggling with relentless approval seeking; nagging obsessions about weight; relationships; and workplace tribulations. But taking the opportunity to gain collective wisdom from universal mistakes will lead you to ultimately realize we’re all in this together, and need to be kinder to ourselves, and to each other.

Giddy up for a guilty pleasure ride on an amusing cringe-worthy tour. You’ll be sure to depart feeling lighter, wiser and more in charge of your own destiny! $5.99 on Kindle.
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Stupidity in Action

Stupidity in Action

Those who knew Clark Huff as a child believed he would either be in jail or dead before he graduated high school. They had good reason to think that. He paid little attention to authority and never considered the risk of his actions. Enjoy these fascinating stories of how this disobedient, adventurous boy learned from his mistakes and survived to became a successful adult. The saga begins with an eight-year-old child who hopes to get a deer rifle for Christmas. As the journey continues throughout his childhood, he pursues the making and building of explosives, rockets, and electronics. Much to his mother’s dismay, he also figures out how to gas his siblings.

Surprisingly, Clark not only lives to graduate high school, but goes on to earn a degree in metallurgical engineering. During his professional career, he becomes a world traveler and immerses himself in other cultures with much hilarity and humility. He also continues to reflect on his mistakes, such as going underground in a flooding mine and being the boss during the construction of a silo that collapsed. By the end of his career he had advanced to become the company’s Vice President of Capital and Technology. These stories are not only entertaining, but will provide you examples of how not to handle a situation. It is always better to learn from someone else’s stupidity. $7.99 on Kindle.
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Free: His Father’s Mustache

His Father’s Mustache* His Father’s Mustache *
Ziggy’s dad had a mustache, extra-long,
it had shiny hairs, was healthy and strong.
When it was cold, and snow hit the ground
he wrapped his ‘stache like a scarf all around.
When he left the house and said goodbye,
his ‘stach left after an hour (and that’s no lie!)
The story develops the child’s imagination and teaches valuable messages in a humoristic way with fun rhymes! Free on Kindle.
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Quest (The Sylvalla Chronicles Book 1)

Quest (The Sylvalla Chronicles Book 1)

Sylvalla escapes Avondale castle and the life of a princess, in search of the adventure she’s always wanted. Once found, adventure bites back.

Fortunately, she’s not alone. Unfortunately, her new-found companions are less than heroic. Jonathan, would rather make money than learn wizardry. Dirk, would rather live a long and happy life than confront danger. And at 150, old Capro would rather stop gallivanting, and harangue unsuspecting wizardry students about his glory days over a nice cup of tea.

Quest has everything, heroes, monsters, chases, escapes and a complete lack of true love. A celebration of adventure fantasy, Quest is a quirky and original fantasy from award-winning and USA Today Bestselling author, A.J. Ponder on behalf of Wizardly historian, F Fraderghast. Become a student of magic today, and discover the true fighter, warrior, and most unprincesslike Princess Sylvalla, as she battles for her place as a hero. $0.99 on Kindle.

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