Crime and Pun-ishment

Crime and Punishment
Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school.
In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery.
Unfortunately he got caught.

Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be there. When parole is denied, Lagger knows he has to escape.

And so begins a desperate race to reach his daughter’s wedding in time. The problem is, somehow Lagger has got lost in the grounds of a stately home.

Alan Rose and his friends have been invited to a birthday party at a large country house. A house so large it has more bedrooms than Alan has had good gigs. Events take over and Alan, James and Frankie have to forgo the celebrations in order to help Lagger escape for the second time in a weekend.

Lagger has escaped from prison. How hard can it be to escape from a stately home. $4.04 on Kindle.
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Dead Cat, Run

Dead Cat, Run

Psychic gifts. Supernatural shenanigans. Mystery, suspense, humor, and romance. Dead Cat, Run will keep you guessing as good versus evil duel for control in this play on destiny. And a mysterious dog may tip the scales. You’re where you’re meant to be. Run if you can. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids

Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids
Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well as the wonders of nature and science. Free on Kindle.
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Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness – A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments

Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness - A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments
Is math holding you back from becoming a poker champion? If yes, you’re not alone. Even seasoned pros can find the calculations and strategies behind poker intimidating at first! But don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

If I told you that poker math is actually quite simple, would you believe me? This book has all the information any aspiring or professional poker player needs to master those tricky numbers, break down game theory strategies, and ultimately create winning hands every time they play. So grab your chips; it’s time for some serious number-crunching!

In this book, you will discover…

– the fundamentals of poker math

– how the odds of winning and losing a hand are calculated

– when to fold, bet, and jam based on the expected value of your hand

– how much to raise or three-bet based on the equity and pot odds

– calculate equity and odds on paper vs. poker calculator apps

– and more!

So grab a copy and start mastering those tricky numbers today! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: The String Rider

The String Rider
“I’ll do that thing…” Rubie dangles in front of him, and Trevor is doomed. Put on the device, let it not work, and she’ll do that thing, he tells himself around the alcohol blurred haze of his mind. “Just a couple of years into the future… get us some lotto numbers,” she coos into his ear. Whatever, Trevor thinks, and his mind says to guffaw, but his mouth somehow forms the words, “Why not twenty?” as he spins the dial and punches the button to Rubie’s screams— but it’s too late. Trevor makes it back, though. And he’s seen too much. Free on Kindle.
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Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black

Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black
You are gathered here today to witness the scandalous union of Paige and Joshua.

The only problem is Paige is still in love with Leo, her college sweetheart, and Joshua has been sleeping with Joey, the best man.

Unknown to the couple, Joey plans to sabotage the wedding because he is in love with Joshua. To further complicate things, Chelsea, their new wedding planner, wants to humiliate Paige to get back at her for their messy past with Leo.
Paige and Joshua are friends; more than that, they are engaged to be married. No, obviously not for love but to find their individual happiness. Joshua needs to marry a woman to keep his inheritance, and in return for entering this loveless marriage, Joshua will pay off the debt that looms over Paige’s parents. It is a win-win! The issue is that betrayal, scandal, and a deadly accident lie below the surface of this simple marriage for convenience. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: A Young Woman’s Guide to Life

A Young Woman’s Guide to Life

Since 1996, Ann Aikens’s newspaper column “Upper Valley Girl” has delighted readers with anecdotes, cautionary tales, and Ann’s signature blend of humor and sincerity.Now Ann has collected her best advice into one volume aimed at helping the Young People (hereafter referred to as YPs) avoid her mistakes or at least make more interesting ones. If you’re a young woman looking ahead to college or your first job or serious relationship, or wondering how to navigate your 20s, this book will help you avoid the potholes in the road of life without missing the sights along the way.

In this book, you’ll discover:

  • How to become more comfortable in your own skin by learning to handle criticism and deciding when to say no
  • How to find your own fun, whether that’s going to the movies alone or skinny dipping in the coldest possible water
  • How to make life more fun for everyone else, whether by cutting off a boring storyteller or doing a goofy walk past someone else’s meeting
  • How to appreciate the little joys in life, like a favorite coffee spoon or sending a nutty postcard All this wisdom and much more plus plenty of laughter is waiting for you in A Young Woman’s Guide to Life. Free on Kindle.
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Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel

Duncan and Maya Small have just relocated to a new town. Again. And almost immediately, Duncan is ready to move on thanks to a power-obsessed local official who has it out for him. But Maya has ideas of her own.

The Smalls soon discover nothing in their new town is at it seems, but one thing is certain – there’s something funny going on.

Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel, is a comic tale about life, power, and new beginnings in a quirky little town that’s decidedly off-the-wall, yet remarkably familiar. It’s about the last Welcome Wagon, secret societies, and bake sales. It’s about Duncan Small’s fixation on process and Maya Small’s unforeseen celebrity. It’s about unexpected friendships, which may turn out to be the best kind there are. $0.99 on Kindle.
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The Tyranny of Desire

The Tyranny of Desire
Looking for a wild and irreverent read? Check out THE TYRANNY OF DESIRE! For just 99c, you can join Puchy Mushkin – and his enormous ‘little Puchy’ – on his journey to banish all desire from his life except for one: to assassinate desire itself. Don’t miss out on this hilarious, profane and raunchy tale – GET YOUR COPY TODAY for just 99c! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Restarting Your Life When You Are No Longer A Wife: One gal’s tale of humor, tears, and hope after being Left at 50

Restarting Your Life When You Are No Longer A Wife: One gal’s tale of humor, tears, and hope after being Left at 50

This is not another book about the shock of being left. It’s a book about getting over it.

When she was 50 years old, Diane Burroughs’s husband left her for a younger woman. She went through those same sad realizations you always hear about—the anniversaries, the photo albums, the post-divorce blues—but amidst all the tears and anger, she discovered her way to a new life.

Restarting Your Life When You Are No Longer A Wife is a funny, inspirational guide for divorced women over 50 to restart their lives and find happiness with or without romance. Offering new perspectives and practical guidance, this book shares the ups and downs of restarting a life from a woman who’s already done it. Including helpful topics like dating websites, happiness practices, and fun things to do when you’re alone, it’s an opportunity for women to find out how to release the remnants of hurt and to start on a new life filled with laughter.

This book includes tips and strategies about:

  • Setting out on a path of your own making
  • Dealing with the “Doubt-Monster”
  • Going from Insignificant Other to your Most Significant Self
  • Embarking on a life of laughter and self-love
  • Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now: Navigating your post-divorce sex-life
  • And more

Getting divorced at 50 isn’t just about stepping into someone else’s life. It’s about stepping into your own. Wisdom is waiting for you in this book, so take Her hand. You’re ready. Free on Kindle.
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The Expat: Powerful Life Lessons From Living, Working, and Traveling Around the World

The Expat: Powerful Life Lessons From Living, Working, and Traveling Around the World

For Jovelle, this is a constant cycle in her life as an expat. This book will reveal the life lessons of an expat who lived and worked in five countries and traveled in fifty of them. Those life lessons came from extraordinary but true experiences.

Whether you are an expat or not, your core values may be challenged, or you may feel alienated.

This is the only book that starts with the story about the Nude Guy and ends with The Foreplay! Filled with humor and insights, Jovelle lets us know how it feels to be a fish out of water and how she managed to overcome it. $1.99 on Kindle.
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Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American’s Pandemic Tragicomedy

Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American's Pandemic Tragicomedy
Where fact meets fiction, a genre-bending adventure unfolds as the one-liners fly in a rebuke to the American landscape of dissent and descent. This mash-up mix of reflection, rage, and sketch comedy follows a madcap freelancer with a saucy keyboard who’s determined to survive it all…but how? $0.99 on Kindle.
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Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun: 1000 Random Reasons I Chose to Be #ChildFree

“Forget Having Kids – I’m Having Fun” is a FUN book that examines all avenues of life and answers the question: Why Do So Many People Not Want Kids? Funny, extremely racy entertaining thought-provoking “Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun”
is a page-turner written in the vein of the classic tv show “Everybody Hates Chris”. It’s a wink-wink from the front cover to the last pages that will have parents and child-free people laughing and thinking about the cycle of life and how we arrive at making life’s biggest decision. This insight-filled book encourages positive self-care while challenging traditional ideas.”Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun” is a conversation starter. How you end that story is up to you

Chapters Include:

  • Chapter 1 The Vas Deferens
  • Chapter 2 Reason # 137 There’s Nothing a Kid Can’t Break
  • Chapter 3 Reason # 430 Because STFU
  • Chapter 4 Reason #45 But They Want to Travel Too
  • Chapter 5 Reason # 617 Everybody’s Got a Friend Named Mike
  • Chapter 6 Reason #122 I Don’t Want the Responsibility
  • Chapter 7 Reason #223 The Book of Brittany, Part 1
  • Chapter 8 Reason # 828 There’s Never a Good Time to Have Kids
  • Chapter 9 Reason #308 I’m Selfish and That’s Okay
  • Chapter 10 Reason #268 I Am Not a Role Model
  • Chapter 11 Reason # 33 Who’s Gonna Entertain Them?
  • Chapter 12 Reason #101 I Don’t Find Kids Interesting
  • Chapter 13 Reason #521 Jeffrey Dahmer Versus MLK
  • Chapter 14 Reason #71 Not All Kids Are Smart, Not All Kids Are Cute
  • Chapter 15 Reason #501 Kids Don’t Come with Instruction Manuals
  • Chapter 16 Reason #928 I Swore I’d Never Do Math Homework Again
  • Chapter 17 Reason #809 The Mom and Dad Bod
  • Chapter 18 Reason #315 I Can’t Always Protect Them
  • Chapter 19 Reason #806 I Don’t Need to Leave a Legacy
  • Chapter 20 Reason #6 Kids Have Cooties
  • Chapter 21 Reason #1 They Cost Too Damn Much
  • Chapter 22 Reason #620 When My Relationships End, I Want a Clean Break
  • Chapter 23 Reason #730 Anthony Bourdain
  • Chapter 24 Reason #911 The Book of Brittany, Part 2 $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Riddle Me These & Riddle Me These, Kids — 2-Books-in-1: Over 300 Funny Brain Teasers Bundled for Smart Kids & Families to Play on Trips and Good Times Together

Riddle Me These & Riddle Me These, Kids -- 2-Books-in-1: Over 300 Funny Brain Teasers Bundled for Smart Kids & Families to Play on Trips and Good Times Together

If you want your child to develop problem-solving skills, then these two books combined are for you! If your child is gifted or bright it may be practically a must that you work together at solving puzzles, word games, and riddles, and Riddle Me This, Kids! can make such pursuits laugh-filled and effective. Have fun while you work out your grey cells together playing a simple game of Riddle Me This with the 300-plus brain busters bundled within this fun book. The advantages of working through these funny riddles will include helping:

Support your child’s problem-solving skill development
Guide and sharpen logical thinking in your offspring
Present challenges requiring your child to use every bit of his or her knowledge
Support critical thinking skills
Develop greater verbal ability and dexterity in your young ones
Better motivate your child in academic pursuits
Aid your kids to develop better concentration and focus
You enjoy something truly valuable, and memorable with your child!

Explore the funniest collection of riddles for ages 7 to 16, featuring family brain teasers, and fun for bright kids, with numbered riddles, and sometimes hilarious headings. This modest volume of more than 300 riddles ranges from the easy to the difficult brain teasers, and from the enjoyable to the downright irritating, What is more, our riddle-filled publication is designed to be ideal for gift giving, with numerous lavish illustrations!

As the subtitle of the first book here says, these puzzlers are challenging riddles for smart kids. It’s family fun for adults, and you will laugh at most of these riddles right along with your children. In addition they are numbered, with funny headings. Note that having them numbered means you will be able to return to the last one you worked on. Having good headings can help with that, too, but more importantly the heads can help furnish clues to the solution and lively commentary on the riddle at hand.
Don’t mess up by passing up this chance! That is, don’t make the mistake so many people do of merely intending to better develop a smart child’s mind, only to regret it after bad habits of mind have taken root. No one wants to fail to nurture a better future for their gifted child, but it happens. And it is so easily avoided! Doing things like taking the time to play riddles is one way you can be sure you won’t ever feel that you didn’t do enough.

The riddles in this volume might just help your child develop an inquisitive habit of mind, and a stick-to-it approach for solving problems. That may help more than you think, both at school and in later life. Best of all, the time spent together on these little puzzles may prove to be something you and your child will always remember fondly. So follow through to use it regularly and enjoy the fun on long drives and good times together! Free on Kindle.
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Fun & Quirky Classics: Short Stories by Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and More

Sometimes life’s awkward or embarrassing; like when a small lie snowballs outs of control. Or you find a mouse in your pants on a train. Or a talking cat really ruins the mood at a dinner party. This book brings you funny, and witty short stories by 7 great writers from the 1800s and early 1900s. Authors include Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Stephen Leacock, Saki, O. Henry, W. W. Jacobs, and J. M. Barrie $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Massive in Lapland

Massive in Lapland
The third Alan and Frankie book – A Christmas novella.

Alan Rose gets the trip of a lifetime. The trouble is, it’s someone else’s lifetime. A trip to Lapland to see Santa’s grotto, the Northern Lights, oh and he is contracted to perform a couple of stand up shows to bemused Finns.
Pekka Pekkonen is Finland’s finest comedian, but he’s had enough of the limelight and wants out.
When Alan and Pekka meet, will they discover who really is Massive In Lapland? Free on Kindle.
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Encyclopedia of Dad Jokes

The Encyclopedia of Dad Jokes is packed full of hilarious dad jokes that will make you laugh… a LOT!! You’ll soon become the funniest person at home, work, the checkout line at the grocery store, and even the donut shop if you’re a police officer. It’s the best gift for any and every dad. Actually, for anybody who likes to laugh a lot. $4.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Celebrations

A joyous photo cartoon celebration of fun, zany cat and human holidays by two quirky calico cat sisters. The series is divided 5 books: Autumn Celebrations (October, November, December), Winter Celebrations (January, February, March), Spring Celebrations (April, May, June), Summer Celebrations (July, August, September) and “Celebrating All. Year Long” ( a compilation of all the fun holidays, January through December.). Whimsical, fun and entertaining reads for both children and adults – a purr-fact gift for that cat-loving friend. Or for you!

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Free: Once Upon a Time in Holyrood

Once Upon a Time in Holyrood
In this outrageous sci-fi parody set in a futuristic Edinburgh twenty-four years after Scottish Independence, the five Bunnet sisters must make suitable matches before the family’s debts are foreclosed. It’s Pride and Prejudice, Jim, but not as we know it. Free on Kindle.
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The Goodbye Girls

The Goodbye Girls
The first client for two newbie funeral planners is a murdered biker. What could go wrong?

The Goodbye Girls takes you on an entertaining adventure through the trials of friendship and love—and will have you putting the fun in funeral. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Halo Dolly

Halo Dolly

Joe LaFlam is back, and he’s up to his private eyeballs in conspiracies. The Spelunkers are back, too, but are they only puppets in the take-over-the-world game? And is Q real? Joe’s latest encounter with the infernal powers gives us the inside scoop on just about every conspiracy theory going, including Q, Q+, the Reptilians, nanobots, transhumanism, MedBeds, cerebral mesh, AI, chemtrails, the Deep State, CERN, portals, quantum computers, the metaverse, the multiverse, parallel earths, the alien invasion, Project Bluebeam, and HAARP. The world will soon discover that the insights gained on Joe’s journey are too valuable to miss.You need to read to believe. But more importantly, in the end will Joe finally get the girl? Free on Kindle.
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Cats ‘n’ Cocktails Mystery Series

Cats ’n’ Cocktails, formerly McClean’s Pub, is a cat rescue bar and grill owned and operated by Anya McClean. Her sidekick, a cat named Ching— once the beloved pet of a fortune teller— possesses his own supernatural gifts when it comes to exposing unscrupulous characters. Anya’s growing frustration with the incorrigible cat quickly turns to awe when she realizes his misconduct is purpose driven. Using tarot cards, rune tiles, and wildly overt acts of feline impropriety, Ching leaves a trail of clues that foretell the future, unveil hidden motives, and lead to arrests. Mystery, humor, murder, and romance abound in this new gripping cozy series in which every book is a fast-paced page turner!

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Free: The Royal Riposte: What If William and Kate Shared Their Truths With Oprah?

The Royal Riposte: What If William and Kate Shared Their Truths With Oprah?

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely?

We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, upcoming biographies and documentaries.

So what if Oprah gave Kate and William the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed?

This is the fictional transcripts of that unlikely, yet highly believable, event. Free on Kindle.
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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog's Funny Story
A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life. Rescued before he was due to be euthanized and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially when they change his name to Elliott! But he soon realizes that Jamie, the alpha-male of one of the couples, has plans for him… big plans! It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.

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Free: Help! My Wife Has Become A Yoga Teacher

Help! My Wife Has Become A Yoga Teacher
Day in, day out, we all face a world full of strange people, peculiar rituals and businesses whose economic survival we cannot really understand. This book provides an account of one particular activity that the author learned about through his dear wife: yoga and especially its teacher community. During her journey from an enthusiastic practitioner to an actual instructor, he managed to collect a myriad of bizarre and often funny anecdotes, frequently witnessing them first-hand.

If you are looking for yet another book about the philosophy of yoga and recipes on how to do the best ‘Figure Four’ of your life, it is not for you. If you are instead interested in an honest account of how an outsider perceives a world that is largely strange to him, you might find what you are looking for. In case you also enjoy a healthy dose of sarcasm and spitefulness, you are in for a treat! With this in mind, engage your mula bandha (pelvic floor muscles), focus on your chakras (energy centres in the body) and start your journey. Free on Kindle.
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