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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

May 3, 2018 By eReader Nation

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**

**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment Tagged With: book, ebook, funnynovels, humor, kindle

Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring

April 15, 2018 By eReader Nation

Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.”

Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate jargon and unrealistic expectations. As seen through the eyes of a dog, this short book is filled with funny pictures and phrases illustrating the absurdity of working in a corporation. It is sure to make employees everywhere laugh out loud.

The majority of the proceeds will be donated to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue, an all-volunteer, non-profit corporation dedicated to finding forever homes for homeless Basset Hounds. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment, In the Spotlight Tagged With: book, corporatesatire, dog, ebook, free, freebook, funny dog book, humor, kindle, satire

The Consequence of Rejection (Romance)

March 27, 2018 By eReader Nation

You know the universe is trying to tell you something when you get struck by lightning, but only after getting hit on by the elderly, almost getting run over by a semi, and running into the one who got away.

Why do they say it like that anyway?

Like I accidentally lost her when she was the one that got in the car with my best friend and left me.

The day after I proposed.

We were eighteen.

I wanted forever.

She didn’t.

It’s been ten years.

I tried to move on, tried to get married, had that same wedding crashed by my now best friend who says the only way for me to stop pissing off the universe, is to gain closure with the one woman I can’t forget.

So I do it.

I embark on a journey down memory lane that not only lands me in prison but on the receiving end of a fist fight in front of the entire town, this naturally happens after drunken pool sex, climbing the same girl’s window, and getting threatened at gunpoint by her father.

To say the universe is trying to tell me something anything, is a giant understatement.

I just hope I survive the message.

And then, I hope I survive her—again. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Romance Tagged With: #romance, book, ebook, humor, kindle, romantic comedy

Free: The Lutheran Ladies Circle: Plucking One String

March 7, 2018 By eReader Nation

Not your typical book about change. This ladies’ group is new, improved, and 30% sassier. With sharp wit and clever humor these women deal with the chaos that’s unraveling their everyday lives. Plumbing the depths of human nature, it’s a non-stop read to its heartwarming conclusion. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Religion & Spirituality Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, literature, women

Vintage Whispers

February 11, 2018 By eReader Nation

Three blue-haired ladies are doing what they must to find suspects in an unsolved murder, but a cold case is the least of their worries when they discover the buried body and inconspicuous clues are a little too close to home. $1.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight Tagged With: book, cozies, ebook, humor, kindle, Retirement

The Reality Pact

January 11, 2018 By eReader Nation

Rachel Rue is having a bad day, one that can’t be fixed with tequila or chocolate, even the good kind. What started as the day the biggest story of her career was set to air ended with her world in shambles. Rachel is a hard-driving news producer, after all, and her job is her life. And that life is over.

Faced with no options, a woman dedicated to the truth takes a job as a second assistant producer on “Beautiful Lives,” a reality TV show in Tampa, Fla., that showcases the shenanigans of allegedly high-class women.

They don’t play nice — with her or each other. As she navigates the minefield that has become her new reality, Rachel falls hard for the gorgeous Major League Baseball star boyfriend of one of the cast.

Rugged and strong, Wyatt Reynolds has a secret, one he’s made a pact to keep for the sake of protecting the owner of the team, the only father figure he’s known.

The reality pact keeps Rachel and Wyatt apart, but will a powerful attraction pull them together? $3.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Romance Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, romantic comedy, sports romance

My Fair Lily

September 29, 2017 By eReader Nation

Ewan Cameron, estranged grandson of the Duke of Lotheil, is in London because of a deathbed promise made to his father and has no intention of staying beyond his three month obligation. Nothing can tempt him to remain, not even Lily, the beautiful bluestocking determined not only to restore relations between him and his grandfather, but to turn Ewan into a proper gentleman. Ewan, proud of his Scottish heritage, refuses to admit that Lily, a blue-eyed, English girl, has claimed his heart. It doesn’t matter that his big lump of a sheepdog is madly in love with her. Nor is it significant that Ewan can always tell Lily apart from her identical twin sister. Always.

Lily Farthingale, the scholarly twin, dreams of becoming the first female member of the Royal Society. She grabs at the chance when the elderly Duke of Lotheil approaches her with a proposition – he’ll admit her into the Royal Society, if she helps him to establish a relation with his estranged grandson, Ewan Cameron, a very rough-around-the-edges Scotsman who hates everything English. Between shootings, explosions, and Lily’s abduction, Ewan ends up falling in love with Lily in this Pygmalion-inspired story. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Romance Tagged With: book, ebook, historical romance series, humor, kindle, Regency Romance

Half Married

August 9, 2017 By eReader Nation

Manu Fretin is the typical macho man, except that he has a split personality going by the name of Sarah. This doesn’t go with creating many problems. This is so true that Manu ends up in jail where he gets convinced that he must marry Sarah to get rid of her! A feat that will take the rest of his life and change him in ways he had surely not anticipated. $2.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Romance Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, marriage, split-personality

No Egrets

June 29, 2017 By eReader Nation

Sometimes it takes a village to solve a mystery (or at least the local patrons and owners of No Egrets). One of the regulars, Bobby Portis, has been missing from his barstool at No Egrets for several days. Two others quickly contract mysterious blood diseases. Is there a connection? No Egrets, a quaint bar on Oak Island, North Carolina, is owned by Glenn, a surgeon lured away from the medical field by a swordfish and island life, and his wife Glenda. They join their bar patrons in a search for Bobby and the mystery of the sudden illnesses. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight Tagged With: book, Cozy Mystery, ebook, humor, island mystery, kindle

History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

June 15, 2017 By eReader Nation

Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & Roll. In this second edition in his History Retweets Itself series, comedy writer Bill Rodgers offers up interesting facts about some of Rock & Roll’s greatest stars viewed through the lens of social media. Take this fun trip through Rock & Roll and enjoy the laughs along the way! #RockOnWithYourBadSelf $1.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, jokes, kindle, music

Wanna-be’s

June 12, 2017 By eReader Nation

With his new girlfriend – a soccer mom with a taste for bondage – urging him to “go condo,” failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm’s token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate skittish investors and woos a wealthy cougar to keep the firm afloat. Figure-skating between the worlds of white and black, gay and straight, male and female, Jew and Gentile, Yuppie and militant, Payton flies higher and higher until the inevitable crash… $1.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Literature & Fiction Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, satire, urban fiction

Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

April 18, 2017 By eReader Nation

Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? Circus performers, billionaires, detectives, and a menagerie of wild animals; Emily and Sparkle work their way through the available talent like two raccoons through a picnic hamper. Doing for romance what Spinal Tap did for progressive rock, “9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer” has rewritten the romance novel one cliché at a time and left it noticeably unhinged. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment Tagged With: #romance, book, comedy, ebook, humor, kindle, satire, unicorn

Help for Hysterical Humans Who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here

January 20, 2017 By eReader Nation

Savor a delectable collection of recipes for making merry in one minute or many. Often shameless, sincere, and sublime at the same time, this vivacious volume of verse distills and delivers the best of James’s efforts to examine, enjoy, and enhance for new friends the adventure of human existence. Help for Hysterical Humans earns its adjectives and inspires its readers to add a few more. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Religion & Spirituality Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, poetry, Religion

Ginger the Gangster Cat

December 5, 2016 By eReader Nation

When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment, In the Spotlight Tagged With: animals, book, cats, ebook, humor, kindle

Boots and Bones

November 20, 2016 By eReader Nation

YOU’LL LAUGH. YOU’LL CRINGE. YOU’LL WANT MORE! For the first time ever, all three of Ann Charles’ bestselling, award-winning first books from her multiple mystery series are available for a discounted price in one boxed set. Grab your “startle” kit now and see why so many readers are raving about Ann’s laugh-out-loud humor, spicy romance, and suspense-filled adventures between the covers. $3.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured Tagged With: #romance, book, ebook, humor, kindle, mystery

Why People Suck

November 5, 2016 By eReader Nation

You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life.

From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with readers his channeled theories on the origins of bad behavior. His assemblage of wacky yet clever musings combined in a quasi-serious and silly way adds levity to a world gone mad.

His profound quest to understand why people suck results in a collection of nonsensical reasoning that amuses while simultaneously serving small kernels of truth that surprisingly hit the mark.

This book of “divine” insight is one of those guilty pleasures that tickle your funny bone unexpectedly.

The paperback version of WHY PEOPLE SUCK is a great icebreaker for parties and a fun distraction for anyone disturbed by the actions of another. It’s also a great gift for someone who needs a little hint.

Note of warning for delicate readers: the book contains adult language, references to sex and drugs, but only minimally to rock and roll. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment, In the Spotlight Tagged With: book, comedy, ebook, humor, kindle, Relationships

Sex Hell

October 23, 2016 By eReader Nation

When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce. Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she? Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all? $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Humor & Entertainment, In the Spotlight Tagged With: book, ebook, fantasy, fiction, humor, kindle

Free: Lady Justice and the Ghost Whisperer

October 3, 2016 By eReader Nation

The perfect ghost story for the upcoming Halloween season. What do a Confederate soldier who died on the field of battle, a woman who was driven from her home by the ravages of the Civil War, and a man who perished in a turn-of-the-century asylum have in common? They all contact private investigator, Walt Williams. A bizarre series of events surrounding these paranormal visits culminate in the discovery of a terrorist plot to detonate bombs at a crowded festival. Once again, Lady Justice pairs Walt with forces from beyond the veil to solve mysteries hidden for decades and bring evil-doers to justice. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured Tagged With: book, ebook, ghosts, humor, kindle, mystery

Didn’t Get Frazzled

September 15, 2016 By eReader Nation

A rousing, comic novel about four years in the life of an intrepid young medical student, set in the grueling world of an elite NYC medical school. Medical student Seth Levine encounters a student so arrogant he boasts that he’ll eat any cadaver part he can’t name, an instructor so dedicated she tests the student’s ability to perform a gynecological exam on herself, and a woman so captivating that Seth will do whatever it takes to make her laugh, including regale her with a story about a diagnostic squabble over an erection. Didn’t Get Frazzled captures with distressing accuracy the gauntlet idealistic college grads must face to secure an MD and, against the odds, come out of it a better human being. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Literature & Fiction Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, medical fiction, medical student

Deverell’s Obsession

June 20, 2016 By eReader Nation

A Regency-set historical romance… Sometimes the worst of circumstances can have the best results. It’s certainly true for Miss Léonie Girard, whose missing memory might hold the answers to some dangerous puzzles. Delaney Deverell doesn’t know that yet; he’s still stunned that the portrait on his wall has come to life…and she is staying in his house. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Romance Tagged With: #romance, book, ebook, humor, kindle, regency

The Accidental Art Thief

June 8, 2016 By eReader Nation

For a quarter of a century forty-five-year-old Zinc has worked as a caretaker for a wealthy old man, living in a small casita on his ranch in New Mexico. She doesn’t make much money, but she has the old man, her dogs, and gorgeous views of the mountains. She is basically a very content recluse who doesn’t invest much time thinking about what she might do if her circumstances change. So when the old man dies suddenly, and his daughter all but throws her off the property, Zinc is forced to reinvent herself—and quickly. $1.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Literature & Fiction Tagged With: book, ebook, humor, kindle, magical realism, mystery

Toy Story

April 13, 2016 By Editor

Toys aren’t just for the kiddies anymore – they’re learning tools for everyone. Just ask Dana, who sells the grown up versions, and gets more than an extra income from the experience. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Erotic Romance, Featured Tagged With: #romance, book, ebook, humor, kindle, sexy

When Angels Fall

April 9, 2016 By Editor

Danielle Coulter had never believed in anything except her mother, hard work and heartache. She never had time for religious fairytales. But when her mother died, Dani was forced to believe…or die.

Not only was she forced to accept that God and Lucifer are real, but also that she is the last living descent of God on Earth. An undeniable fact when the Archangel Gabriel fell to Earth to protect her.

Archangel Gabriel; banished from Heaven over four million years ago for refusing to kill his brother, Lucifer, was about to get a second chance to re-enter Heaven. He was sent to Earth on a mission from his Father to protect the last Daughter of God; the last woman to carry the Blood of God on Earth, and kill his brother, once and for all.
Gabriel had never expected to feel anything for Dani, but he soon found himself willing to fight Heaven and Hell to keep her safe, even if it meant his own destruction. $0.99 on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, In the Spotlight, Paranormal Romance Tagged With: archangels, book, ebook, humor, kindle, Love

Free: Only in Vegas

March 29, 2016 By Editor

Being Italian and being sexy is supposed to go hand in hand, but somewhere along the line twenty-six-year-old Angelina Rossi’s genes forgot their Italian love goddess heritage. Thirty-year-old business executive Trey Landers isn’t surprised by much his best friend and neighbor, Angelina Rossi, throws his way. But this time she throws him one hell of a curve ball. Pretending to be her lover in front of her ex-boyfriend in Las Vegas awakens unexpected desires in them both and soon the lines of friendship and newfound love begin to blur. If only what happens in Vegas didn’t have to stay there. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured, Romance Tagged With: best friends to lovers, book, contemporary romance, ebook, humor, kindle

Free: The Chemtrail Conspiracy Set (Mystery)

March 14, 2016 By Editor

Are we being poisoned?

Those fluffy white trails crisscrossing the sky–some say they are simply water vapor frozen into crystals. Others say they are deadly chemicals, some of which are for military defense, and others to control the weather and the world’s food supply. Free on Kindle.

Filed Under: Featured Tagged With: book, ebook, government conspiracy, humor, kindle, mystery