Jakes closed a big case and meet Evita and Harold while drinking. He wanted a good time. They both had other things in mind. Evita wants her husband gone. Harold wants his wife to be faithful. The only Jakes wants is some rest and peace. Find out what happens in this dark comedy film noir inspired detective story involving murder, adultery, lots of liquor, and the quest to sleep off a hangover. $2.99 on Kindle.
A young man from a small village in Cameroon takes America by storm. Winston Churchill Mbongo has spent years dreaming of playing basketball for Coach Tex Brawner and the Hickston College Vultures. When the opportunity finally arrives, he doesn’t disappoint. A player who stands 7’8″ and handles the ball like a point guard is, of course, a phenomenon of the first order. This hilariously funny and good-natured novel is ultimately a tribute to the healing power of goodness. $3.99 on Kindle.
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
These jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
The quick one-liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers, he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father,
Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $0.99 on Kindle.
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
Those jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
• The quick one-liners which are as easy to use as slicing through butter.
• The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
• The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
• Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
• How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! Free on Kindle.
Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married.
Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**
**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.
And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts. Free on Kindle.
Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.”
Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate jargon and unrealistic expectations. As seen through the eyes of a dog, this short book is filled with funny pictures and phrases illustrating the absurdity of working in a corporation. It is sure to make employees everywhere laugh out loud.
The majority of the proceeds will be donated to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue, an all-volunteer, non-profit corporation dedicated to finding forever homes for homeless Basset Hounds. Free on Kindle.
You know the universe is trying to tell you something when you get struck by lightning, but only after getting hit on by the elderly, almost getting run over by a semi, and running into the one who got away.
Why do they say it like that anyway?
Like I accidentally lost her when she was the one that got in the car with my best friend and left me.
The day after I proposed.
We were eighteen.
I wanted forever.
She didn’t.
It’s been ten years.
I tried to move on, tried to get married, had that same wedding crashed by my now best friend who says the only way for me to stop pissing off the universe, is to gain closure with the one woman I can’t forget.
So I do it.
I embark on a journey down memory lane that not only lands me in prison but on the receiving end of a fist fight in front of the entire town, this naturally happens after drunken pool sex, climbing the same girl’s window, and getting threatened at gunpoint by her father.
To say the universe is trying to tell me something anything, is a giant understatement.
I just hope I survive the message.
And then, I hope I survive her—again. $0.99 on Kindle.
Not your typical book about change. This ladies’ group is new, improved, and 30% sassier. With sharp wit and clever humor these women deal with the chaos that’s unraveling their everyday lives. Plumbing the depths of human nature, it’s a non-stop read to its heartwarming conclusion. Free on Kindle.
Three blue-haired ladies are doing what they must to find suspects in an unsolved murder, but a cold case is the least of their worries when they discover the buried body and inconspicuous clues are a little too close to home. $1.99 on Kindle.
Rachel Rue is having a bad day, one that can’t be fixed with tequila or chocolate, even the good kind. What started as the day the biggest story of her career was set to air ended with her world in shambles. Rachel is a hard-driving news producer, after all, and her job is her life. And that life is over.
Faced with no options, a woman dedicated to the truth takes a job as a second assistant producer on “Beautiful Lives,” a reality TV show in Tampa, Fla., that showcases the shenanigans of allegedly high-class women.
They don’t play nice — with her or each other. As she navigates the minefield that has become her new reality, Rachel falls hard for the gorgeous Major League Baseball star boyfriend of one of the cast.
Rugged and strong, Wyatt Reynolds has a secret, one he’s made a pact to keep for the sake of protecting the owner of the team, the only father figure he’s known.
The reality pact keeps Rachel and Wyatt apart, but will a powerful attraction pull them together? $3.99 on Kindle.
Ewan Cameron, estranged grandson of the Duke of Lotheil, is in London because of a deathbed promise made to his father and has no intention of staying beyond his three month obligation. Nothing can tempt him to remain, not even Lily, the beautiful bluestocking determined not only to restore relations between him and his grandfather, but to turn Ewan into a proper gentleman. Ewan, proud of his Scottish heritage, refuses to admit that Lily, a blue-eyed, English girl, has claimed his heart. It doesn’t matter that his big lump of a sheepdog is madly in love with her. Nor is it significant that Ewan can always tell Lily apart from her identical twin sister. Always.
Lily Farthingale, the scholarly twin, dreams of becoming the first female member of the Royal Society. She grabs at the chance when the elderly Duke of Lotheil approaches her with a proposition – he’ll admit her into the Royal Society, if she helps him to establish a relation with his estranged grandson, Ewan Cameron, a very rough-around-the-edges Scotsman who hates everything English. Between shootings, explosions, and Lily’s abduction, Ewan ends up falling in love with Lily in this Pygmalion-inspired story. $0.99 on Kindle.
Manu Fretin is the typical macho man, except that he has a split personality going by the name of Sarah. This doesn’t go with creating many problems. This is so true that Manu ends up in jail where he gets convinced that he must marry Sarah to get rid of her! A feat that will take the rest of his life and change him in ways he had surely not anticipated. $2.99 on Kindle.
Sometimes it takes a village to solve a mystery (or at least the local patrons and owners of No Egrets). One of the regulars, Bobby Portis, has been missing from his barstool at No Egrets for several days. Two others quickly contract mysterious blood diseases. Is there a connection? No Egrets, a quaint bar on Oak Island, North Carolina, is owned by Glenn, a surgeon lured away from the medical field by a swordfish and island life, and his wife Glenda. They join their bar patrons in a search for Bobby and the mystery of the sudden illnesses. $0.99 on Kindle.
Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & Roll. In this second edition in his History Retweets Itself series, comedy writer Bill Rodgers offers up interesting facts about some of Rock & Roll’s greatest stars viewed through the lens of social media. Take this fun trip through Rock & Roll and enjoy the laughs along the way! #RockOnWithYourBadSelf $1.99 on Kindle.
With his new girlfriend – a soccer mom with a taste for bondage – urging him to “go condo,” failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm’s token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate skittish investors and woos a wealthy cougar to keep the firm afloat. Figure-skating between the worlds of white and black, gay and straight, male and female, Jew and Gentile, Yuppie and militant, Payton flies higher and higher until the inevitable crash… $1.99 on Kindle.
Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? Circus performers, billionaires, detectives, and a menagerie of wild animals; Emily and Sparkle work their way through the available talent like two raccoons through a picnic hamper. Doing for romance what Spinal Tap did for progressive rock, “9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer” has rewritten the romance novel one cliché at a time and left it noticeably unhinged. Free on Kindle.
Savor a delectable collection of recipes for making merry in one minute or many. Often shameless, sincere, and sublime at the same time, this vivacious volume of verse distills and delivers the best of James’s efforts to examine, enjoy, and enhance for new friends the adventure of human existence. Help for Hysterical Humans earns its adjectives and inspires its readers to add a few more. $0.99 on Kindle.
When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.
YOU’LL LAUGH. YOU’LL CRINGE. YOU’LL WANT MORE! For the first time ever, all three of Ann Charles’ bestselling, award-winning first books from her multiple mystery series are available for a discounted price in one boxed set. Grab your “startle” kit now and see why so many readers are raving about Ann’s laugh-out-loud humor, spicy romance, and suspense-filled adventures between the covers. $3.99 on Kindle.
You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life.
From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with readers his channeled theories on the origins of bad behavior. His assemblage of wacky yet clever musings combined in a quasi-serious and silly way adds levity to a world gone mad.
His profound quest to understand why people suck results in a collection of nonsensical reasoning that amuses while simultaneously serving small kernels of truth that surprisingly hit the mark.
This book of “divine” insight is one of those guilty pleasures that tickle your funny bone unexpectedly.
The paperback version of WHY PEOPLE SUCK is a great icebreaker for parties and a fun distraction for anyone disturbed by the actions of another. It’s also a great gift for someone who needs a little hint.
Note of warning for delicate readers: the book contains adult language, references to sex and drugs, but only minimally to rock and roll. $0.99 on Kindle.
When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce. Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she? Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all? $0.99 on Kindle.
The perfect ghost story for the upcoming Halloween season. What do a Confederate soldier who died on the field of battle, a woman who was driven from her home by the ravages of the Civil War, and a man who perished in a turn-of-the-century asylum have in common? They all contact private investigator, Walt Williams. A bizarre series of events surrounding these paranormal visits culminate in the discovery of a terrorist plot to detonate bombs at a crowded festival. Once again, Lady Justice pairs Walt with forces from beyond the veil to solve mysteries hidden for decades and bring evil-doers to justice. Free on Kindle.
A rousing, comic novel about four years in the life of an intrepid young medical student, set in the grueling world of an elite NYC medical school. Medical student Seth Levine encounters a student so arrogant he boasts that he’ll eat any cadaver part he can’t name, an instructor so dedicated she tests the student’s ability to perform a gynecological exam on herself, and a woman so captivating that Seth will do whatever it takes to make her laugh, including regale her with a story about a diagnostic squabble over an erection. Didn’t Get Frazzled captures with distressing accuracy the gauntlet idealistic college grads must face to secure an MD and, against the odds, come out of it a better human being. $0.99 on Kindle.
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