3 short hilariously satirical stories to make you laugh out loud.
Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales!
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a woman who was allergic to dust. Her name was Cinderella.
In the same land, there was a frustrated sarcastic mirror. His keeper never stopped asking, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” And he wanted to burn her alive.
In this book…
ultra smart and attractive dwarfs
one handsome sarcastic dwarf competing for the heart of the girl who hates him
the most dangerous woman who ever lived
love at first sight $0.99 on Kindle.
Funny Fairy Tales 1- Thumbelina * Snow White * Rumpelstiltskin
Funny Fairy Tales – 2: Frog Prince – Hansel & Gretel – Beauty and the Beast
3 short hilariously satirical stories to make you laugh out loud.
Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales!
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a princess who lost a golden ball, in a very deep well, completely by accident, or so she claimed…
In this book…
a man turned into a beast in desperate need of love
love at first sight
terrible lack of hygiene
BIG life-changing makeovers
and…LOTS of chocolate. $0.99 on Kindle.
Vincible: A New Adult Comedy
Vincible is “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” meets a Philadelphia-based “How I Met Your Mother.” It’s a laugh-out-loud rollercoaster ride filled with alcohol fueled nights, crazy ideas, and hilarious dating mishaps. It’s a story of the unravelling of a twenty-something as he navigates the days and nights of Philadelphia as a newly single man. $0.99 on Kindle.
American History Spot the Difference for Adults & Seniors
At Large
THERE ARE NEW LAWS IN THE LAND.
Everyone must be fit.
Ed wants to get ripped, but it’s not easy. Sneaking out for a snack, he is arrested and charged with being ten pounds overweight. A corrupt judge sentences him to lose it in a notorious fitness facility. He escapes. Now he’s AT LARGE. Desperate, he meets Sara Allen. It’s love at first sight. Outrageous, ridiculous, over the top, politically incorrect and seriously funny. But it could happen. $0.99 on Kindle.
IMMORTALITY BYTES: Digital Minds Don’t Get Hungry
Tagline:”Living forever… it’s almost worth dying for.”
Logline/Pitch: “When an idealistic hacker’s ex-girlfriend nears inventing digital immortality, an indicted tycoon compels him to steal it.”
Accolades:
1.) Publishers Weekly’s BookLife Reviews — “?EDITOR’S PICK”
2.) Won “Best Science Fiction: Cyberpunk” in the 7th Annual American Fiction Awards (2024)
3.) Won “Best Humor/Satire” in the Storytrade Awards (a Reedsy “Best Writing Contest” 2024)
4.) Won “Best Science Fiction” and “Best Political Fiction” in the American Writing Awards (2024).
5.) Earned 5-Star Reviews from Manhattan Book Review, ReaderViews, and ReadersFavorite.
6.) “feels like an American Douglas Adams.” — San Francisco Book Review
7.) “a supercharged, high-stakes, cyberpunk thriller… Our Verdict: ?GET IT” — Kirkus Reviews
Back Cover Blurb:
Yay, free money and a life of leisure! Except… only if you never have children. Sure, a cute little version of you (but not yet so screwed up) sounds fun. But with AI robots taking more jobs, who can reject that “bargain” hoping to afford kids someday?
Stu Reigns does. He’s an idealistic AI programmer and part-time influencer. His demisexual ex-girlfriend, Roxy Zhang, nears perfecting electronic immortality. Add in billionaire banking rascals, and there’s no more certainty — not even “Death & Taxes.”
An old-money Southerner is buying Roxy’s company. This infuriates a sick, rival oligarch — who is about to be rightfully convicted of epic fraud. To escape to this digital eternal life, he compels Stu to steal it.
You’ll never guess all the twists, but maybe the reader peering over your shoulder will.
Comparable Books regarding Near Future World-Building & Themes: INFOMOCRACY by Malka Older, IMMORTALITY, INC. by Robert Sheckley, BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley, and SNOW CRASH by Neal Stephenson.
Comparable Books regarding Humor/Tone: THE MARTIAN by Andy Weir, REDSHIRTS by John Scalzi, SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY by Gary Shteyngart, SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE by Kurt Vonnegut, and READY PLAYER ONE by Ernest Cline.
Film Comps: Snowpiercer, Minority Report, Ex Machina, I-Robot, Elysium, Oceans 11, Her, Ant-Man, Now You See Me, Sorry to Bother You, and Sneakers.
Links to Accolades & Reviews:
• https://www.americanbookfest.com/2024afapressrelease.html
• https://2024.storytradeawards.com
• https://americanwritingawards.com/american-writing-awards
• https://booklife.com/booklife-review/B0DBPSVF9C
• https://readerviewsarchives.wordpress.com/2024/09/02/immortality-bytes-abrams-2/
• https://readersfavorite.com/book-review/immortality-bytes
• https://sanfranciscobookreview.com/product/immortality-bytes-digital-minds-dont-get-hungry/
• https://manhattanbookreview.com/product/immortality-bytes-digital-minds-dont-get-hungry/
• https://www.independentauthornetwork.com/2024-winners-and-finalists.html
• https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/daniel-lawrence-abrams/immortality-bytes-7/ $4.99 on Kindle.
Torts “R” Us
Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”) are lawyers with a distinctive eye for opportunity. Pap convinces Pup who is a good lawyer despite having gone to Yale Law School that they should leave their respective big-firm practices in New York City to start up a hopefully lucrative practice as plaintiffs’ class action lawyers.
The brothers meet a variety of clients, judges, and lawyers as they embark on a resourceful and unique approach to lawyer-client relationships all inspired by actual court cases.
Written with humor and parlance that only comes from a depth of legal experience, Morrison captures the trials and tribulations of human behavior that strike a chord with every reader.
$2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Red-Eye
Free: The History of Golf?
The Devil’s research team, The Goat Herd, is tasked with coming up with something new to hinder and torment mankind. One of the team members, Gilbert, proposes a new game that will cause humans to curse, cheat, gamble, and waste their money and time. He gradually develops his idea into the game of golf. Free on Kindle.
Free: Kaboom!
Who Put the Bots in the Tort$?
Pap and Pup’s latest antics take them into the brave new world of artificial intelligence, including a massive lawsuit against two Super PACs who poured money into the campaign of a N.Y. congressman whose entire persona was generated by an AI program, and a lawsuit on behalf of sultry actresses and models, whose voices have been appropriated for a series of chatbots who provide comfort, and lots of sexual innuendo, to lonely men.
And in one of their most creative lawsuits ever, the lawyers pursue three leading auction houses who purchased and then resold expensive jewelry and watches stolen from the rich and famous by the “Gentleman Thief” and his bogus Swiss heiress girlfriend. $9.95 on Kindle.
Mrs. Claus Runs Amok! (A Love Story)
“Mrs. Claus Runs Amok! (A Love Story)” is a hilarious tale of Mrs. Claus, the only woman at the North Pole, juggling life with elves, reindeer, and a toy-obsessed husband. Fed up with her thankless role, she reaches her breaking point one Christmas Eve, leading to a wild night she wont forget! $3.99 on Kindle.
100 Uplifting and Funny Short Stories for Seniors
100 Uplifting and Funny Short Stories for Seniors is a heartwarming collection designed to bring joy, laughter, and nostalgia. With large print and relatable characters, each story offers a quick and entertaining read that stirs cherished memories. Perfect for cozy evenings or sharing with loved ones, it’s a delightful journey through life’s lighter side. $0.99 on Kindle.
The America I Deserve
The Womanoid Diaries Complete Trilogy: Alpha Bots / Beta Bots / Gamma Bots
Award-Winning and Hilarious Feminist Sci-Fi
Join Cookie Rifkin, a rebellious AI housewife, as she breaks free from her programming to escape New Stepford. This steamy LGBT sci-fi trilogy is packed with thrilling action, scandalous romance, and clever satire. Explore themes of identity, sexuality, and love. Get the entire series now! $0.99 on Kindle.
Primo Dad Jokes: Dad’s Best Zingers
Free: Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life’s Absurdities
Being a human has many painful and embarrassing moments, many of which are funny with the right twist of perspective. Just My Luck nimbly walks the tightrope of comedy and political correctness with a collection of essays that turns frowns right side up again. Observational humor and self-deprecation are the foundation of these stories, relatable at every turn. If you’ve ever had a childhood, taken a dump, or been to the DMV then this book is for you. Just be prepared to never look at getting your blood drawn the same way again. Free on Kindle.
Free: Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables
Introducing “Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables” the ultimate guide to unraveling finance with a mischievous twist! Get ready to embark on an exhilarating journey through the whimsical world of money, as author James “Jimmy” Glascott morphs your financial education into an unputdownable comedy extravaganza!
Behind the laughter and uproarious adventures lie invaluable insights and indispensable knowledge, empowering you to navigate the perplexing landscape of personal finance like never before. Glascott, renowned for his wit and wisdom, masterfully weaves fables brimming with sidesplitting hilarity and astute financial truths, encapsulating the best of both worlds in one unmissable volume.
Buckle up as a cavalcade of characters embark on whimsical quests, hunting treasure, and facing bizarre financial situations. Along the way, you’ll find yourself immersed in stories that debunk common money myths, slyly revealing the realities hidden behind flashy promises and urban legends. Hidden within these hilarious tales are the keys to financial success, enabling you to differentiate fact from fiction, and ensuring your financial future remains solid and secure.
With each turn of the page, Glascott flawlessly combines financial knowledge with belly-aching humor, captivating readers of all backgrounds. No stuffy jargon or complicated formulas just an expert author who understands the power of a good chuckle when deciphering complexities. Whether a complete novice or a seasoned investor, this book will transform the daunting into delightful, fueling your curiosity while leaving you desiring more.
“Financial Fun” challenges the status quo of dry financial books, revitalizing the genre with Jimmy Glascott’s distinctive voice. His charismatic storytelling effortlessly brings levity to even the most puzzling subjects, ensuring you retain essential financial lessons in ways you’ve never experienced before. Gone are the days of tedious reading prepare for an unforgettable adventure that keeps you engaged and entertained throughout.
So why settle for dull explanations when you can have laughter, knowledge, and entertainment all in one package? “Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables” is waiting to whisk you away on a rollercoaster of laughter and learning. Don’t miss out on this rare gem that combines invaluable financial insights with side-splitting entertainment. Step into the world of Jimmy Glascott, and let your financial future shine with unbridled excitement! Free on Kindle.
The Pond At Sycamore Shoals (Miss Fortune World: Walter’s Waterside Adventures)
~A Miss Fortune Universe Novel~
While Ida Belle and Gertie are off to New Orleans to care for a sick friend, Fortune looks forward to a restful week alone. Unfortunately, her plans are soon shot after two pint-sized children show up at Walter’s General Store in search of water pistols and other creative weaponry.
Olivia and Oliver Bergeron pitch a disturbing tale. Their mother was killed. Their uncle did it. And their dad may be next. Since time is of the essence, Fortune turns to Big and Little Hebert in hopes of finding clues.
Soon, Walter and Fortune are on a wild goose chase in hopes of preventing another murder, but no one can prepare them for the games Oliver and Olivia play as they attempt to take matters into their own hands. $3.99 on Kindle.
The Frog the Wolf and the Last Cookie
It all comes down to a cookie in this tale of deceit, greed, and the importance of sharing.
A cold, calculating, and self-serving frog is not the friend that a kind wolf sees him as. Yet through his trickery the cunning frog finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time. The wolf, blind to the frogs ill intent, is unaware of the hole the frog has fallen into as unaware as the frog himself.
Enjoy with your children the endearing characters and captivating illustrations in this charming and memorable story that will offer a chuckle, a moral, and an early math lesson. You will not regret ordering this book!
Ideal for children between the ages of 3-8, and parents looking for a laugh. Enjoy! $2.99 on Kindle.
Sci-Fi Shorts II
LAUGH OUT LOUD
If you liked James Clears Atomic Habits or Mark Manson’s The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*uck, you will love Laugh Out Loud; it provides the secret ingredient in life for coping and happiness that money just can’t buy. Humanity is in a state of crisis and despair on a global scale. Despots are everywhere we turn, sowing and spewing their evil. Say nothing of the day-to-day stressors in life that we face.
As of the end of 2022, there were 85,253 self-help books available; however, only 5 percent of these books get scientifically tested to determine if the advice works. The self-help/improvement field addresses everything from attitude adjustment to postpartum depression to zeal wellness. The basis of Laugh Out Loud is laughter, which has proven repeatedly to work! The benefits of laughing are significant, as reported by the Mayo Clinic and detailed in the American Journal of Medical Sciences, aiding in stress management and depression relief, fighting allergies, cancer, diabetes, and heart disease, and boosting the immune system.
In Laugh Out Loud, I am giving you a tool, a guide, to use in your daily life so, at a minimum, you are provided a mere glimmer of hope, a distraction, a respite, something to grasp with both hands and cherish, to promote your wellbeing for the better, and ease your mind in these critically troubling times in our lifetime. Laugh Out Loud may not be a way out, but it is a way to cope if practiced. I promise that following the five steps in this guide will bring a smile to your face, a ray of sunshine to your heart, and at least a moment (if not several) of happiness to your life.
Happiness can be fleeting.
Laughter can be infectious. Declared life’s best medicine.
Complete Fiction: Fake Children’s Stories, Fables, and Fairy Tales
Mother Goose wrote tales and nursery rhymes which captivated generation after generation. Her stories still flourish today. The first edition of these tales was published at the end of the 17th century. Three hundred years later, her son Brother Goose began coming up with his own bullsh*t, which has been compiled into this book.
Complete Fiction is a total farce. Its a wonderful collection of stories that some of the whole family can enjoy! $0.99 on Kindle.
Lion of Judah Legacy: Veteran Superhero Dark Comedy Romance
Based off the critically acclaimed multi-award winning motion picture of the same name. . .
In this heartwarming and captivating epic, we embark on a transformative journey alongside Marly, an emotionally unavailable disabled veteran.
Plagued by the weight of unresolved paternal issues, Marly receives a profound revelation from a divine being: his estranged mother is gravely ill in her homeland of Jamaica.
Determined to uncover his ancestral roots and confront his own inner demons, Marly sets out on an extraordinary quest that not only has the power to change his own destiny, but perhaps the very fabric of the world itself!
One race, one love, one family. . .
Surfs Up in the City of Angels
Doctor Richard Schmidt forms a “Generic Therapy Group”. All the good Doctor hopes to do is tip the scales of hate and chaos toward the side of love, mercy and forgiveness. When these characters meet, angels and devils are difficult to tell apart. With each comes a collection of friends, family and plots that confirm California is indeed the fated “Land of Fruits and Nuts”. $2.99 on Kindle.