Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”) are lawyers with a distinctive eye for opportunity. Pap convinces Pup who is a good lawyer despite having gone to Yale Law School that they should leave their respective big-firm practices in New York City to start up a hopefully lucrative practice as plaintiffs’ class action lawyers.

The brothers meet a variety of clients, judges, and lawyers as they embark on a resourceful and unique approach to lawyer-client relationships all inspired by actual court cases.

Written with humor and parlance that only comes from a depth of legal experience, Morrison captures the trials and tribulations of human behavior that strike a chord with every reader.
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Alone on a late-night flight? What could possibly go wrong?

Everything that can go wrong does go wrong on this hilarious parody of air travel.
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A reclusive professor receives a package containing seven very poisonous spiders—the rare Antiguan Red-Spotted Tarantula. And, of course, the spiders soon escape! The professor and his dutiful butler scramble to find the missing spiders before several guests arrive at the house. Free on Kindle.

Pap and Pup’s latest antics take them into the brave new world of artificial intelligence, including a massive lawsuit against two Super PACs who poured money into the campaign of a N.Y. congressman whose entire persona was generated by an AI program, and a lawsuit on behalf of sultry actresses and models, whose voices have been appropriated for a series of chatbots who provide comfort, and lots of sexual innuendo, to lonely men.

And in one of their most creative lawsuits ever, the lawyers pursue three leading auction houses who purchased and then resold expensive jewelry and watches stolen from the rich and famous by the “Gentleman Thief” and his bogus Swiss heiress girlfriend. $9.95 on Kindle.

The most Amazingly Brilliant Supreme Leader of Our Time and all other times finally tells us all his plans for when he inevitably returns to the White House and becomes Dicktater for one day-ish. It’s going to be beautiful. Believe me. You better believe me. $0.99 on Kindle.

Mother Goose wrote tales and nursery rhymes which captivated generation after generation. Her stories still flourish today. The first edition of these tales was published at the end of the 17th century. Three hundred years later, her son Brother Goose began coming up with his own bullsh*t, which has been compiled into this book.

Complete Fiction is a total farce. Its a wonderful collection of stories that some of the whole family can enjoy! $0.99 on Kindle.

Doctor Richard Schmidt forms a “Generic Therapy Group”. All the good Doctor hopes to do is tip the scales of hate and chaos toward the side of love, mercy and forgiveness. When these characters meet, angels and devils are difficult to tell apart. With each comes a collection of friends, family and plots that confirm California is indeed the fated “Land of Fruits and Nuts”. $2.99 on Kindle.

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (available in Kindle and paperback formats) is the imagining of a relationship but between two perfectly paired particles: Atom, an atom, and Molly, a molecule. Across 95 panels, discover the humor, science, and culture involved in their personalities and careers, and meet the other sub-atomic characters in their microscopic world. As described by the tagline The World’s First Sub-Atomic Comic, Atom & Molly is the first comic that uses sub-atomic particles as anthropomorphic characters themselves and brings them to life. The comics creator provides commentary with each panel that develops the background storyline and engages the readers curiosity. Suitable for children, teens, and adults, Atom & Molly is a humorous look at science via a relationship, and a funny look at a relationship via science and culture. Visit www.atomandmolly.com for more information and to view the other books in the series: “Atom & Molly present Quarky Quatrains” (a poetry book dedicated to the Periodic Table of Elements, available in Kindle and paperback) and “The Atom & Molly ReLaXe and FUN BOOK” (an activities book dedicated to the Periodic Table of Elements, available in paperback only). $8.45 on Kindle.

Have you ever had the experience of having the most perfect date interrupted by some bone head trying to raise money for a bogus charity? Do you feel like that most of the unscrupulous telemarketing firms lack common sense when they choose to call you during the final playoff game? Wouldn’t you like to call up a telemarketer who just woke you up on their personal home phone line and give them a wake-up call that they’ll never forget? Can you imagine learning some new innovative and out of the box strategies in irritating telemarketers? I’m guessing that you have probably said yes to one or all of the above or you would not have made it this far. Prepare to get blown away by a veteran telemarketer who will reveal in this book shocking, humiliating and downright dirty ways on HOW TO IRRITATE A TELEMARKETER! $2.99 on Kindle.

Prepare to laugh until you cry as fearless tort lawyers Pap and Pup navigate uproarious lawsuits that are endemic of our time.

Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who bought what turned out to be worthless crypto currency from the now-bankrupt FTZ; lawsuits challenging the labeling of Godiva Belgian Chocolates and a Vermont company’s ice cream purportedly made from the milk of “happy cows”; and yet another lawsuit on behalf of the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, who’s image from Playboy is now part of a collection of non-fungible tokens sold by an off-shore start-up.

Settle into your favorite chair so that you don’t fall on the floor laughing at the new exploits of these lovable lawyers who leave no stone unturned in their quest for fun, fame and fortune. $0.99 on Kindle.

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while the king’s bumbling knights’ journey to a land far away to find a cure. The question is, ‘Will they be successful and return in time?’ The knights do not realize that Olaf has been secretly sent by the queen to ensure the mission will succeed. They face crazy dangers and challenges. Read how things turn out, not your usual fairy tale, this one is for grown-ups. The tale endeavors to poke fun at everyone, and has its serious, and touching moments as well as humorous ones. $2.99 on Kindle.