Hating life and working dead-end jobs, on top of not having a girlfriend, Mikey, a little person and his eccentric friend Wamen embark on a series of social outings to appease their female void. After hitting a series of romantic brick walls, Mikey feels as if he has hit rock bottom and does the unthinkable. Suddenly coming into a small fortune, Mikey is certain that all of his dreamy fantasies will come true. Free on Kindle.