Slab Steele’s life is in a rut. Once the hottest craterback prospect coming out of Texas Space University, Slab is staring thirty in the face with nothing to show for it. Worse yet, his craterball career is circling the bottom of the bowl like yesterday’s grilled cheese sandwich. Luckily for him, adventure is about to come knocking at his door–even if he doesn’t exactly want to go.
Follow Slab on an absurd, toilet humor-filled trip across the Solar System in which he’ll confront a ghost from his past, meet a hero from his present, and ultimately come to terms with a future unlike any he has ever known—all while trying to make it to Venus in time for the Crater Bowl.
Filled with dad jokes and shameless puns, Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange is a perfect read for fans of Guardians of the Galaxy, the Galactic Football League, Space Team and the greatest sports films of the 80s and 90s. Free on Kindle.
