Get lost in these 1000 Rhyming Gems. They create a rhythm that stirs the soul. You can open to any page and it will put you in a trance.
These 1000 Rhyming Gems are unique and one of a kind! $7.99 on Kindle.
1000 Rhyming Gems
June 3, 2020 By
Free: The Corridor
June 2, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays.
Based on the experiences of an Oxford student, The Corridor exposes the excesses of its students and shines a light on the ancient institution that has continued to excrete our most reprehensible politicians for hundreds of years. Free – $1.00 on Kindle.
Free: The Hack
June 2, 2020 By
Max McMillan, a renowned and worshiped author, takes the reader on a journey through his playboy, luxurious, and millions-of-Instagram-follower life. Annoyed by his stardom, and seemingly out for self-destruction, Max’s story is one of constant disaster. However, when he discovers that his best friend, Jack, a poor and unpublished writer, is losing his wife to cancer, he decides to risk it all to help them in this hilarious and satirical romantic comedy. Free on Kindle.
The Corridor
June 2, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays.
Based on the experiences of an Oxford student, The Corridor exposes the excesses of its students and shines a light on the ancient institution that has continued to excrete our most reprehensible politicians for hundreds of years.
The Corridor
June 2, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays.
Based on the experiences of an Oxford student, The Corridor exposes the excesses of its students and shines a light on the ancient institution that has continued to excrete our most reprehensible politicians for hundreds of years.
The Unlounging
May 29, 2020 By
Mark Twain meets Vonnegut in this witty and poignant romp. While ne’er-do-well Selraybob is watching his fed-up wife walk out the door, into his head pops a theory of Time. It’s a count, he decides. Time is only a count. The obsession sticks, pushing him off of his lounger and into the world of sultry clock fixers and shady Time conspiracies. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Instapoet
May 25, 2020 By
For classmates, Max Wilson & Jeff Button, their disdain towards Texas Tech’s exclusive English department divides relationships. Yet, a new medium, ‘Glanceagram’, is discovered and their dreams of becoming an ‘instapoet’ turn into a grandiose reality neither expected. “Instapoet”, a comedy, draws inspiration from the illustrious Instagram subcommunity. Analyzing trends and exposing devious practices, this novel centralizes on how one’s moral compass is contested with lofty expectations and delusions of grandeur. Free on Kindle.
Fairfax and Glew (Volume 1)
May 7, 2020 By
Fairfax is a roughneck black sheep.
Glew is a private investigator with too much time on his hands.
Together they bust up thieves in these five tales.
Axe Kick- Fairfax and Glew are stuck in a snow storm but they find that crime doesn’t shut down because of the weather.
Credit- An old friend is leaving the area and baiting thieves for Fairfax and Glew to play with.
Sweat Stains- Suzie’s boyfriend is swiping things from her but Fairfax and Glew are on the prowl after him.
Mouse Trap- Rory slips beneath society, laughing…and stealing. Sometimes going unnoticed is an asset.
Bachelor Pads- Al the Pal is everybody’s buddy but desperate times can change a man. A co-worker calls on Fairfax and Glew for help. $0.99 on Kindle.
Creatures from Below
April 28, 2020 By
Mother Earth had long resisted the damage being done to her by the expansion of the human population. In the past, when the numbers grew too big, she sent disease, famine, or natural disasters to contain it. However, as humans became smarter, they outwitted her devices and continued to multiply, bringing chaos and untold damage to the environment. Now, she has one last trick in her bid to defy humankind – the Creatures from Below.
As young Napoleon and his dog Nate are watching TV, they are suddenly aware of the monstrous roars of creatures that are focused on the destruction of all that has been created by humans. The huge ape-like beings eventually find their way to Napoleon’s home, and before long, he is hiding from them as they round up all the humans and separate the children from their parents.
Determined that they will not be captured, Napoleon and Nate go on the run, evading the creatures while navigating their way through a world that is being slowly choked to death by garbage, acid rain, and a rapidly decreasing ozone layer. However, are the creatures, right? Is it the fault of humans that the planet is in such a mess? Moreover, can they educate the children to make a difference before it is too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
April 24, 2020 By
What would happen if a brown-skinned, profanity-loving, gun-hating Jesus time-traveled to 2020 America? Find out in this irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy. Each novel in the Time Is Irreverent series stands alone, and a humorous prologue quickly gets readers up-to-date.
This Amazon #1 Best-Seller in Political Humor is recommended for liberal readers only! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight
April 4, 2020 By
Body is a humorous novel, but it is also a self-help guide: By learning from the three women in this story, readers can see themselves, explore their relationships with their bodies, and begin their own journeys to healthy eating and body image by following the seven principles laid out in the story. Free on Kindle.
Politicians, Potholes and Pralines
March 25, 2020 By
No good deed goes unpunished, as they say. In Brandy Alexander’s case, no good deed goes without finding a body and a crime to solve.
After work she joins her friend, Whit, to celebrate his Judge of the Year nomination. When she goes to return the jacket he left in the bar, she finds herself smack in the middle of a crime scene. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: All the F*cks I Cannot Give
March 17, 2020 By
Kelly Carson is one of those ‘Clark Kent’ like guys who just can’t stand up for himself. His wife doesn’t love him, his boss doesn’t respect him, and his father refers to Kelly’s twin sister as the son he always wanted. With three weeks to go before Christmas, Kelly receives the shock of his life when he’s fired over the telephone while waiting to catch a flight home.
Terri Flynn, a free-spirited starlet who is running away to New York after walking off the set of her latest feature film, overhears Kelly’s unceremonious firing and becomes hell-bent on transforming him from the Clark Kent he is into the Superman the impulsive actress feels he’s destined to become. After their flight to New York is canceled, Kelly and Terri take a last-minute jaunt to Hawaii, putting in motion a series of hilarious events and misadventures that will have you belly laughing from page to page.
From the beaches of Maui to the concrete jungle of New York and the underground swinger scene of suburban Chicago, Michael Carlon’s fifth novel, All the F*cks I cannot Give, will have you wishing you were in Kelly Carson’s shoes for just one day. Free on Kindle.
I Am Iron Man
February 29, 2020 By
There is something amiss in the forgotten suburb of Langford. Matthew Sullivan senses it, but he can’t be certain if it’s his paranoia acting up or if people really are out to get him. He hasn’t slept since before the twins were born, and his sanity is hanging on by a thread. If he doesn’t figure out Langford’s secret soon, his entire family could be in serious danger. A danger that is a lot closer to home than he thinks… $0.99 on Kindle
The Unlounging
February 19, 2020 By
Time theory iconoclast? Yes. Mentor? Absolutely. Obese, lazy, and beer-guzzling? At first, yes. But not every rebel is born. Some need a little something to get them going. For Selraybob, it was an epiphany and the old adios from his wife. But he got off his lounger, and his path is as unexpected as it is entertaining. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Corridor
February 16, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders. The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays. Free on Kindle.
Free: The Corridor (Volume 2)
February 2, 2020 By
The long-awaited sequel to The Corridor – a laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries, and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies, and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays. Free on Kindle.
Free: Premium Mixed Nuts
January 21, 2020 By
A detective, a priest, and a murder in New Orleans.
Dad’s mountain camp gets a lot more interesting when a neighbor blows himself up.
She got her train ticket and left her home town in the dust. What could possibly go wrong?
A high school concert takes an unexpected turn when an arrow flies during the William Tell Overture.
A dead man rides into camp and kicks the coffee pot into the fire.
The party was fun and the girl he met was pretty. Then he woke up in a crop circle. When he goes to bed at night, he never knows where he’ll wake up. All these and two more tall tales prove conclusively that James has an excellent grasp of the absurd and you can come along for the ride. Free on Kindle.
Jim & Martha: A Novel on Eco Living
January 11, 2020 By
Lovers Jim & Martha are gripped in adventure when they decide to leave behind the comforts of London suburbia for a whole new world at a radical eco-village. With a new environment and new cohabitants, how will they each change and will their love last? A tragicomedy unravels, for nothing is quite as they imagined it would be. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem
January 8, 2020 By
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo.
“Would you like a vol-au-vent?
No thank you Mrs Johnson, I’m saving myself until I get married.” Free on Kindle
Fredrick Stanley Cockroach
January 1, 2020 By
Fredrick Stanley Cockroach lives in comfort in the apartment of Ms. Betty Marie McGee eavesdropping on her conversations to learn about the complexities of life. With his friends, he endlessly debates the great gastronomic issue – fingernail clippings or toenail clippings. Then in an instant, his world flips upside down sending Fredrick Stanley on a mission to understand the fatal flaw that threatens the existence of the people who provide him with food, shelter, and enlightenment. $1.99 on Kindle.
The Thousand Pound Christmas
December 13, 2019 By
One small town. One big challenge. A fresh, funny, and irreverent look at love, family, and the joy of finding happiness where you least expect it. $3.99 on Kindle
Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series
November 30, 2019 By
Y’all come spend the Hollerdays with us. Word of warning. Stay away from the bucklure! There’s a badass reindeer running wild in the trailer park. $2.99 on Kindle.
Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
November 14, 2019 By
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?
Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”
So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.
Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $0.99 on Kindle.
Hedgehog Hotel
November 8, 2019 By
A collection of true, funny stories about a family’s time as wild hedgehog carers. $0.99 on Kindle.
