Where Art Linkletter left off, Santa Don picks up! After asking kids for their wish lists at Christmas as a volunteer Santa Claus, the author has heard it all. Now he shares the best of the best 85 stories. You’ll laugh, cry and recall the true meaning of Christmas for children. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always touching and sweet, these stories will entertain and warm the hearts of readers. Santa Tells All! $2.99 on Kindle.
Fake History is the textbook you wish you could have read while falling asleep in history class.
From Jesus Christ to Donald Trump, from Genesis to World War III, from ancient legends to alternative facts, Fake History takes a comic romp through the tangled narratives of history to reveal the scandalous truth of the world’s past and the incredible destiny to which it is heading. The provocative novel of “fictional nonfiction” takes the form of a mock textbook and rewrites human history as fake news. It satirizes the extremist spirit of the Information Age in all its social misinformation, political disinformation, and hysterical hyperreality. Free on Kindle.
Still taking place in Victorian England with all the traditional characters you know and love, this Ebenezer Scrooge is way over the top and on a hilarious mission of mayhem as he brings London to its knees one crazy night back in 1843. Free on Kindle.
For generations, we’ve been writing poems about romance, love, and what happens in the bedroom. This is a book dedicated to ruining all those poems and every relationship you’ve ever had.
These poems are perverse and immature. They’re shocking, yet also sometimes what you secretly wish you could say.
Give these poems to your partner to ruin any Valentine’s Day!
Poems written from both the perspective of the man and the woman, these love poems will have you howling in laughter by the end of the book. Free on Kindle.
Cannibals and lions and murder–oh my!
Britain’s greatest bumbler and his extraordinary African expedition. $0.99 on Kindle.
Can Reena Rakowski find a more exciting life as Reena Barclay, American heiress? Come with her to England with this royal rule breaker. A sweet, contemporary romance that will leave you laughing! $0.99 on Kindle.
Being a cop in New York City can be challenging. Being a cop in the NYC subway can be disheartening.
The daily environment of the transit cop – the dirt, grime, urine, graffiti, homeless, crowds, noise, and crime is enough to stifle anyone’s spirit.
Throw in a hefty helping of inept leadership, ridiculous summons and arrest quotas, problems at home, and an unappreciative public and it’s no wonder that some cops fall prey to cynicism, apathy and indifference. Police in New York City have a term for these burnt-out cops – hairbags.
This is the story of an oddball group of misfits who patrolled New York City’s subterranean underworld during the 1980s. This is Hairbag Nation. $0.99 on Kindle.
When you’re stuck hundreds of miles from home, what do you turn to for fun? It probably didn’t exist in 1861. But writing did. And letters. Remember them? Little pieces of trees wrapped in other little pieces of trees. Back then, sheep were pretty common on farms, because everybody had to darn their own socks. Have you ever tried to darn your own socks uphill both ways in the snow? Me neither, but let’s pretend.
What was a bored Union soldier supposed to do with all that free time between marching and skirmishes? Take a nap? Shave? Writing letters doesn’t sound so bad, now, does it? So, J.J. wrote home to a sheep (and other animals). Cut him some slack! He’s wearing wool, after all. $0.99 on Kindle.
This book could save your life! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like working at a hospital Level 1 trauma center this book offers unfiltered true stories which occurred during a surgeon’s first year of training. The book offers insight into modern healthcare and the state of society. You will laugh, cry, and question your beliefs about the healthcare system and patients.
CHARITABLE: 30% of profits from the sale of this book will be donated to healthcare non-profit organizations such as the American Cancer Society, the American Heart Association, and any current global medical pandemic funds.
Please visit DIARYOFAHO.COM for more information. This is a work of sociology, psychology, medicine, surgery, dealing with the public, putting others ins front of yourself, and self-reflective learning. HIPPA compliance maintained. Everyone’s talking about the healthcare system. Don’t miss out, be informed and read Diary of a H.O. $4.94 on Kindle.
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.
President Donald J. Trump actually enjoys telling the truth. It’s just that he has to wrap it in a ton of lies, until he reveals it. He developed this technique as a young boy dealing with his father. But, then the truth was reserved for a few of his little buddies. Now you get to listen in as he tells his satirical life story in his own truthful voice. $0.99 on Kindle.
GEORGE MANLEY political novice and closeted cross-dresser runs for US president and wins. This fast-paced, farcical, quirky comedy takes you to the heart of the presidency and one man’s struggle for the White House, to save America, and for personal acceptance. $1.99 on Kindle.
Book of the Year. Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time. Free on Kindle.
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.
This is the reality of what it is like to actually hike the pathways of the Incas exactly how they did six hundred years ago, assuming they had porters running ahead of them to set up their tents, cook their meals, clean their toilets, administer oxygen, remind them to put on sunscreen, and pose them for pictures. It is an account of sixteen first world tourists on a quest for social media photos. In between humorous anecdotes I will attempt to, quickly, slip in some history, local facts, and culture. Don’t worry, you’ll hardly feel it. Free on Kindle
Like humor books? Like 99 cent deals? Giddyup! FSGH hit #1 on Amazon. It’s a must-have comedy collection of 40 lol real-life stories sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs & sitcom fans. Award-winning author R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through office pranks, insane dates, commuter clowns, garage sale gonzos, and Cub Scout failure. No topic is safe from his off-the-wall comedic sense of observation. Grab this great Kindle Countdown Deal or read the book in kindle unlimited. $0.99 on Kindle
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. Free on Kindle.
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
April is a thoughtful yet sarcastic mother of two who tries her best to be a caring, connected mom in a middle-class culture where motherhood has become relentless. April rages at modern motherhood’s impossible pressures, her husband’s “Dad privilege,” and her kids’ incessant snack requests. She wants to enjoy motherhood, but her idealist vision and lived experience are in constant conflict with one another. Is she broken—or is motherhood? $0.99 on Kindle
It is sort of annoying having dead people dropping by at all hours…
A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the worse is yet to come; Dave’s girlfriend gets involved and the real trouble begins.
Episode 1 of the DEAD & BUSY series will keep you laughing to the (bitter) end. Free on Kindle.
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum. To buttress her advice, Miss Fontanne references personal friends from her country club who have become lovely by being in love with singing monks, television repairmen, and old frat boys.
Even if you live in Lunch Pail, USA and you’ve mentally divorced your man for psychic nonsupport, take heart! Forget about matching your handbag and accessories! Constance Fontanne promises to change your attitude, fashion, and personality with her graduate studies in being lovely by being in love! $0.99 on Kindle.
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.
An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.
Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.
All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
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