A literary agent is on tour with his clients while searching for editors. A visit to an animal shelter near Las Vegas results in a chance meeting with a candidate that is about to announce his campaign for the White House in the 2016 election. The candidate convinces the literary agent and clients to sign-on to his campaign. Neither the literary agent nor the candidate have any experience related to performing their new roles in a political campaign. The genre for the novella is humor. Free on Kindle.

This is a new release by popular humorous poet Martin Pierce. Inside are over 70 short poems. Each one will have you laughing out loud with their silliness. A real treat for your funny bone.

Most of the poems are also illustrated in a way that brings them to life for both children and adults. This e-book is destined to become a firm favorite and is only free for a short period of time. Snap it up for free while you can! Free on Kindle.

Joe was just an average work-a-day dude with an office job and a synthesizer, until a ridiculous misunderstanding on a horrible date turned him into a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. But it turns out being a vampire is nothing like you see on TV, so he’s fired up a blog to tell the world the hilarious, heartbreaking, and unflinching truth. A dark, snarky comedy about keeping your sanity during the most inconceivable of circumstances. For fans of Christopher Moore and Johnathan Tropper. $0.99 on Kindle.

This is a humorous book that promotes a diet rich in sugar, carbs, sodium, and fat. The Contrarian Diet lets you eat ice cream, pizza, and candy. Best of all, you don’t need to exercise. The Contrarian Diet includes sample recipes. If you’ve tried other diets ad failed, try the Contrarian Diet. You have nothing to lose, but your waistline. Free on Kindle.

After his uncut penis becomes an Internet sensation with food court hotties, a dorky teen struggles with his popularity while keeping his untimely circumcision a secret.

Get ready for this edgy, original—absolutely hilarious comedy for teens and adults alike. The story line and cast of characters will keep you turning page after page. You’ve never read anything like this before… $0.99 on Kindle.

Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together…

…And put together a slurry of garbage that helped nobody!

A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing careers death warrant.

Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid people who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month! Free on Kindle.

An insider spills the beans on the secret life of cats! This irreverent cat tells all in his no holds barred memoir with diary extracts, advice for cat owners and some highly individual views on life and the world. Are cats capable of feeling ‘human’ emotions? Will Squirt’s alter ego ‘The Shadow’ finally get revenge on the vet who ‘picked his pockets’? Cats and dogs: are they friends or enemies?

With tales of adventure, friendship and the highs and lows of daily life, Reservoir Cats will have you looking at your own cat in e very different light! Free on Kindle.

If Thor McHugh is to be believed, Bigfoot exists.  Dr. McHugh, a professor of cryptozoological studies at the Pacific Northwest Consortium of Colleges, Institute for Anthropological Studies, and a self-styled professional Bigfoot “researcher” (“hunter implies sport,” McHugh is quick to point out) alleges to have killed the mythical creature on September 6, 2014 and now has presented the photo evidence for the first time to the media.  Previously, rough documentary footage of a film called “Thor McHugh Tracks, Befriends…And then Kills a Bigfoot” was the only evidence that McHugh could present to support his fantastic claim. Free on Kindle.

What is this book about? Well, it’s about irritations. And sex. Race. Shopping carts. Izod shirts with skinny leather ties. Let’s not forget men, women, bad boys, stuck up girls of color, weaves, 545 Stooges in Congress, not having enough toilet paper and flat toothpaste tubes. It’s a book that you will talk about with your friends while hiding it from your priest. It is a piece of literature that will make you laugh a lot, piss you off a little, and make you think in between. Free on Kindle.

“The Cautionary Tale of Butch Black” is the story of Butch: a retail slave trapped in his own little world. His journal, known as the Black diary, is the vehicle in which we traverse his terrible Wonderland, as the super-evil-mega-corporation (World-Mart) tries to bring him to his knees. Now, Butch and his delusional, animal sidekick, Ratticus, must uncover the dark truth about their employer without being terminated in the process. Can they survival the zombified coworkers, the murderous crows, and the demons below? Not if World-Mart has anything to say about it. $0.99 on Kindle.

Priceless Proverbs Book 2 continues where book one left off – with over one hundred additional kid quotes and illustrations. It is the result of hundreds of interviews with young children ages three to twelve, who were presented with the first half of a famous saying or proverb and then asked to finish it themselves.

Their diverse, candid, and totally uncensored answers may surprise you, but when combined with their crayon illustrations… are almost guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

So take a few minutes, sit back, and get a quick glimpse into the amazing and intricate minds of some of the most delightful and fascinating children around. Enjoy! Free on Kindle.