Sex Hell

Sex Hell

When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce. Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she? Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all? $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Enigmatologist

The Enigmatologist

When Elvis impersonator Al Leadbelly is murdered, detective John Abernathy unearths a conspiracy entwining Elvis, shape-shifting aliens, and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now John must solve Leadbelly’s murder and discover if he really was Elvis, an obsessed fan, or something more. $0.99 on Kindle. 

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Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal

Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal

It’s not all bad being fat, fifty, and menopausal. In fact, it can be downright hilarious! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Where Your Tax Dollars Go to Die

Where Your Tax Dollars Go to Die

Laugh your ass off as Kady Morton shares her thoughts and experiences in local government hell, which she appropriately refers to as Shitsville, Whitetrashington. She combines social media posts and short narrative essays to retell the bullshit she dealt with on a daily basis. If you’ve ever worked in the public sector, then you’ll find this amusing book relatable; if you haven’t, then consider yourself lucky and enjoy the schadenfreude that you’ll undoubtedly feel. $2.99 on Kindle. 

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Free: National Parks

Free: National Parks

 
The best book for lovers of semi-dystopian, satirical send ups of political malfeasance, corporate greed, and threats to America’s environment. Rolf Margenau skewers all available targets in Washington’s beltway in his story about what happens a few years from now when Congress wants to bail out a bankrupt America (caused by legislative ineptitude) by selling our national parks to the highest bidders. This is a slap the table funny book that also encourages the reader to appreciate the glory of our national parks and worry about their potential loss. Free on Kindle. 

 

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To Cast A Cliche

To Cast A Cliche

 
The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales. $0.99 on Kindle. 

 

 

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The Secret Sex Diary of Grey’s Dog

The Secret Sex Diary of Grey’s Dog

 

 

This book is a parody of 50 Shades of Grey, with the dog functioning as both voyeur and narrator. See the Amazon description for a more colorful version. $0.99 on Kindle. 

 

 

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Free: Shizzle, Inc

Free: Shizzle, Inc
Fifteen minutes of fame is all Isa Maxwell needs to solve her financial woes and win back Brad, the love of her life. She might just get it. It might just kill her. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Pete’s Mighty Purty Privies

Free: Pete’s Mighty Purty Privies
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Pete McNutt needs customers for his new business. Spring has arrived and it’s prime time Privy Season. After much consideration, he refines his sales pitch and heads to the monthly meeting of the Women’s Library Association. A humorous short story. Free on Kindle and iBooks.

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Free: Total Victim Theory

Free: Total Victim Theory
Six months have passed since a faded, black ledger mysteriously appeared on FBI Agent Jake Radley’s doorstep. Puzzling over the document’s sinister entries, Jake pieces together a story of mass murder near the Texas-Mexico border two decades before. If Jake’s theory is correct, the names listed on the ledger’s final page are the victims of a previously unknown serial killer. Leads are scarce until a gruesome new crime scene, deep in the Mexican desert, shows a chilling connection to the border deaths of long ago.

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FREE: JOKES FOR KIDS!

FREE: JOKES FOR KIDS!
Let the young comedian in your family dive head first into this jam packed book of crazy tongue twisters, jokes and brain teasers. You can simply relax and watch as their reading skills improve, their confidence soars and their funny factor goes through the roof!

With over 270 jokes, this book is sure to fill your home with GIGGLES GALORE!

** All jokes are 100% child-friendly and 110% hilarious! **

Laughter is so important for children, so what are you waiting for? Free on Kindle between April 23rd – 27th.

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The Monster Dating Agency Box Set

The Monster Dating Agency Box Set
Amy begins her new job working at the dating office, but she could never have imagined the surprises which lay in store for her new career. Arriving at her workplace she finds that she will be working alongside a young female Ogre called Mimi.

Mimi is a force of nature. Young and impetuous, Mimi has a knack of getting herself into trouble into which Amy is always drawn. Despite this, their friendship grows and their lives become interlinked.

Among all this drama, Amy has to contend with creatures that she has never interacted with before, as they arrive looking for relationships, love, and companionship. Finding dates for zombies, witches, trolls, shifters, and some humans, often proves to be a challenging task for Amy. Even more so when she finds little help from Mimi, who is more interested in her own love life, than in the lives of their clients. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay

Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay
Peace has finally been achieved—and it sucks. At least for Sir Kay.

I mean, nobody really likes the cold and the fear of war, but compared with now? That delicious, dark-roasted heady beverage Merlin brought back from the Middle East, kaffa, is long gone. Arthur expects Kay to run castle and kingdom, just because he’s the only person in 6th century Britain who can do algebra (if a knight rides forth from Camelot at three leagues per hour . . .). Guinevere treats him as her personal gofer. Middle age is fast upon Kay, and the only quest available is to rescue Miffy, a fair-but-empty-headed lady’s imprisoned dog.

Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay is a warm, humorous glimpse of Arthurian times through the eyes of a Knight of the Round Table who also happens to be a little . . . shall we say, geeky? Sir Kay is a keen observer—witty, introspective, and sarcastic at times—driven by a sharp intellect and a deep longing for something more. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Monster Dating Agency

Free: The Monster Dating Agency
This humorous short read revolves around Amy who is desperately trying to find a job. She comes across an advert for “The Monster Dating Agency” and decides to apply. Amy discovers that she will be working alongside a young female ogre named Mimi who behaves like many other young females of her age. Her life is based around boys, makeup, dating, and clothes. Together their mission is to bring love and romance into the lives of the odd and strange creatures that enter their door. Free on Kindle.

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Bossypants

Bossypants
Before Liz Lemon, before “Weekend Update,” before “Sarah Palin,” Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both these dreams come true.At last, Tina Fey’s story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon — from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we’ve all suspected: you’re no one until someone calls you bossy. $3.99 on Kindle (2/14 only)


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Sex and the American Male

Sex and the American Male
Want a humorous book to read on that next cross-country flight or bus ride across town? Then buy SEX and the AMERICAN MALE for a funny, satirical look at American Culture. Read this short book about a man who looks a little too closely at how advertising, politics, greed and more overwhelm the public and shape our society. From advertisements that use sex to sell massive cars to mindless political parties and juiced-up science fiction conventions no subject is safe from parody and humor in this quick read. Oh, and sorry, there is no SEX in the book. It’s part of the joke. However, if you buy this book, you’ll be able to truthfully tell your friends you enjoyed SEX on your last flight (other quips you’ll have to come up with on your own). $1.99 on Kindle.

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Christmas Gift: Holiday Cheer Hops Here

Christmas Gift: Holiday Cheer Hops Here
Be you an adult or child, can any mortal believe or even conceive Santa does not breathe – just kid dreams or schemes gone wild? Nay, they will forever say, cause good elves know what is at play.

One may say he stays only in a kid’s mind, yet truth ye shall find. Sip a tip or more of what is in store behind Christmas Gift’s door:

“Once beneath a Christmas moon, the imps huddled
to hear this deer tale to unveil dear Santa’s secret.
So cuddle up to heed huddle scuttlebutt on Clause!
He is not spotted – cause his deer ducks spot flaws,
magically scanning homes before Santa will appear.
Elves claimed Santa named his deer Holiday Cheer.”

Within Christmas Gift you will find other verses from the author’s thirty year collection to enjoy, in addition to Holiday Cheer Tales. This author is specially drawn to the type of verses that stimulate ideas – thoughts that cause people to reflect on all aspects of life, primarily their own. He likes to emphasize the decisive aspects of our experience. In essence, the beginnings and ends to all of our stories are similar. It is that flicker in the middle that differs – yet matters. It is this writer’s mission to capture life in a brief phrase that kindles minds, sets hearts aglow and dwells in souls.

Readers find Christmas Gift cheery and entertaining. It highlights portions of our lives that touch our deepest feelings at Christmas. This author is a humorist who will set crisp upturns on your smile. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Vampire’s Housekeeper Chronicles

The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles
Being a vampire’s housekeeper doesn’t have to suck!

Deidre finds herself out of a job, out of luck, and out of time. The rent is past due, and the list of her employable skills is smaller than her checking account balance. Deidre has one shot at staying out of a fast food restaurant uniform.

A mysterious gentleman with certain “peculiarities” is seeking a housekeeper.

Deidre squeezes into her only nice pair of slacks, tames her wild orange hair, and starts off for the job interview that will either change her life….or end it.

The Vampire’s Housekeeper Chronicles includes five fast-paced and humorous short stories and a novella that follow Deidre as she struggles to keep on the right side of her boss’s fangs, clean a haunted mansion, and catch the eye of a certain hunky wereferret. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Celluloid

Celluloid
Jimmy Clifford is a thirty-year-old movie addict and film memorabilia shop owner. He is also very fed up. He is fed up with his best friend Oswald’s stupid, made-up card games, his drug dealer Pluto’s novelty drugs are losing their novelty and his anti-depressants don’t appear to be working anymore.

But when he discovers that the Crypt – a local, independent cinema that he regards as his ‘spiritual home’ – is to be demolished, he feels compelled to act. Getting together with his friends and a fellow shop owner they decide upon an idea – there will be a ‘Save the Crypt’ cabaret night (featuring local performers) to highlight the situation and raise money in the process.

All Jimmy has to do for his part is get out and find seven acts in two months – not so easy when you’re an agoraphobic and you’re up against giant egos and a psychotic property developer. Free on Kindle.

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Hungary for Adventure

Hungary for Adventure
Tiffany is leaving England to live with her new German boyfriend in Hungary. For someone who has never even traveled abroad before this is quite a leap of faith. The rest of the family are dubious about her decision and their skepticism eventually proves well warranted. A rescue mission is planned, which in turn leads to a bizarre road-trip from Cornwall. After a mad family Christmas we are shocked by the announcement of an unexpected death which then leads to a ludicrous plot to conceal evidence. The mothers new and increasingly successful leap into the art world results in an invitation to a prestigious London gallery, an event attended by some of the family members and more than a few well known celebrities.$0.99 on Kindle.

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The American and The Brit: Unsolicited Advice

The American and The Brit: Unsolicited Advice
“Hilarious from start to finish!” ~ USA Today Bestselling Author Amanda Jason

K.A. Young has joined forces with her hilarious Julie Bromley to bring us a light hearted comedy that you won’t ever forget.

Life isn’t easy. Just ask American born Phoebe Hawkins and British born Lizbeth Bates, two insecure women in their mid twenties who are trying to stay positive in the face of their own awkwardness, chaos, and utter humiliation.

Friends for nearly ten years, Phoebe and Liz are well aware that neither of their brains possesses a filter. After Liz moves from the UK to America the two accidentally land jobs at an up and coming media company that is testing their very own version of a modern day Dear Abby/Agony Aunt advice column.

Laughter, tears and inappropriate behavior follow as the two desperately try to live up to their role as The American and The Brit. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Campaign 2016 Election Comedy

Campaign 2016 Election Comedy
A literary agent is on tour with his clients while searching for editors. A visit to an animal shelter near Las Vegas results in a chance meeting with a candidate that is about to announce his campaign for the White House in the 2016 election. The candidate convinces the literary agent and clients to sign-on to his campaign. Neither the literary agent nor the candidate have any experience related to performing their new roles in a political campaign. The genre for the novella is humor. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Boom Boom!

Boom Boom!
This is a new release by popular humorous poet Martin Pierce. Inside are over 70 short poems. Each one will have you laughing out loud with their silliness. A real treat for your funny bone.

Most of the poems are also illustrated in a way that brings them to life for both children and adults. This e-book is destined to become a firm favorite and is only free for a short period of time. Snap it up for free while you can! Free on Kindle.
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The Adventures of George (Satire)

The Adventures of George
The Adventures of George is a satirical and humorous look at recent events, international affairs, national leaders and celebrities. The characters, both named and unnamed have similarities to real people, both alive and dead and, thus, the reader will meet our hero George, The Mere Leader, the Bearded One, Mustafa bin Maden, Elvester, Didi Damin, Borrock Sobama, and more. In the story, George has adventures with all of these people, some of whom are friends and some of whom are foes.

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Joe Vampire

Joe Vampire
Joe was just an average work-a-day dude with an office job and a synthesizer, until a ridiculous misunderstanding on a horrible date turned him into a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. But it turns out being a vampire is nothing like you see on TV, so he’s fired up a blog to tell the world the hilarious, heartbreaking, and unflinching truth. A dark, snarky comedy about keeping your sanity during the most inconceivable of circumstances. For fans of Christopher Moore and Johnathan Tropper. $0.99 on Kindle.

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