Police Officers are the modern day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officer’s tool box. Stripped of the ability to laugh, or forced to be politically correct in a politically incorrect work environment can be hazardous to one’s health. Coping becomes an essential component of a police officer’s arsenal. One of the primary coping mechanisms utilized by cops is humor. A cop can find something funny about almost anything, regardless of how tragic the circumstances. Dark humor involves making light of a serious, disturbing or taboo subject matter. It is sometimes viewed as morbid, cruel, offensive, and graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. This is the story of the author’s twenty-year police career with the New York City Transit Police and NYPD as he worked with some of New York City’s darkest knights – those cops who did and said the funniest things under the most difficult circumstances. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Billionaire’s Dirty Virgin
I’ve waited too long to get my revenge, and now it’s time to even the odds. Ellie May has no idea what’s coming to her, and I won’t be kind or gentle… I want to ruin him. Destroy his life. I want to take away everything that he owns and loves. I don’t care what anybody thinks, Ellie May’s father is solely responsible for my mother’s death. What better way to get my revenge than to capture his innocent and beautiful daughter’s heart then proceed to break it? But, once I hired Ellie May at my company to get closer, things changed. There was something about her. When Ellie May told she was a virgin my mouth absolutely dropped. Who knew a virgin can have such a dirty mind? That’s my fault. I should have never judged her by appearance. I didn’t expect Ellie May to drive me crazy with her dirty thoughts behind those innocent virgin eyes. I didn’t expect to feel something for her.
My perfect plan to get my revenge on Ellie May’s father isn’t going to be as easy as I thought it would be… $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: A Tide Worth Turning
Each Surf’s Up novella takes the reader to a beach locale, weaving romance and adventure into a soul-soothing journey of hope. A Tide Worth Turning: Addison and Logan aren’t in the market for love. She’s recovering from a breakup, and he is hiding out on Galveston Island, trying to save enough money to get back to his country of origin before his world crashes down around him. But when Addison awakens feelings in him that he thought died long ago, Logan begins to question whether or not fleeing from the past is worth leaving Addison forever. Can love triumph where currents are rough? Message In A Bottle: Kyle loses the love of his life when girlfriend, Morgan, is whisked away by the CIA in the middle of the night. Almost six years later, two men show up at Kyle’s door with news that he has a daughter who is ill. Her only chance of survival lies with Kyle, if he’ll fly to an undisclosed island location in the Pacific. But reuniting with his first love and saving his daughter places his engagement to his fiancée, Lexie, at risk. Can love bridge the troubled waters of Kyle’s past and present? Also in this series–The Shell Collector’s Daughter and Christmas by the Sea. Free on Kindle.
New Wings
Navigating the world of the supernatural is hard. It’s even harder when you’re a newb. Mix together equal parts of an ever-present snarky voice in your head, a supernatural dating app addiction (thanks Tonder…), a pension for drinking a little too often, co-workers and friends who constantly underestimate you, and you’d find yourself in Ana’s less-than-impressive shoes. But when a bunch of mauled bodies start piling up in Calypso City, Minnesota, Ana must pull on her big-girl pants and help her crew hunt down the rouge werewolf responsible. The case is not as cut and dry as it seems, and Ana is left with more questions than answers when her unknown heritage is thrown into the mix. $0.99 on Kindle.
Clipped
When I left my hometown, I had no plans to return. New city – new me. But when a family emergency brings me back home, I’m forced to pack up my life and take the only available job.Wesley Steele is the owner of Good Wood Tree Removal Inc. and the boss from hell. A typical lumberjack, he’s bearded, arrogant and offensive. He’s everything I despise in a man. I want nothing to do with him or his flannel clad chest. But, he’s on a mission, intent to change my mind. How far is he willing to go to prove there’s more depth to him than meets the eye? $0.99 on Kindle.
Glamour, Contemporary Fairytale Retellings
Once upon a time… Remember the fairy tales your parents read to you when you were little? These are NOT those fairy tales. From modern day royalty to metaphorical dragons, contemporary castles to sexy heroes, these bestselling authors twist tales as old as time into something new. GLAMOUR contains eight exclusive never-before-seen novellas that each have an HEA… because they all lived happily ever after. $3.99 on Kindle.
Wicked Little Secret
Everyone has secrets–ghosts are no exception… Finding her body taken over by a ghost with unfinished business while entertaining a tempting (yet dangerous sounding) invitation from Rick Rowling–her boss–has Amanda Meyer, FBI special assistant and resident ghost whisperer for the Paranormal Cases Division, in a tailspin. Her drag-queen-guardian ghost is acting even stranger than usual, a murder victim holds a clue to finding a stolen sculpture, and a parade of well-meaning family members might just set another murder in motion. What’s the girl nicknamed Grim Reaper to do when a departed witness won’t fess up, and she finds herself living with her crazy, arrogant, yet irresistibly sexy boss? Everyone’s got secrets, but only the ghosts know whose will be revealed in this hilariously wicked romp in the Paranormal in Manhattan Mystery Series. $0.99 on Kindle.
Blood Red Winter
On a gray winter walk like any other, a call from his boss leads Trent to discover a shocking crime in an abandoned house on County Road 118. As he stands beside the barbed wire fence, images of what he’s just witnessed assaulting him, something happens that can only be described as a miracle. One of the victims, a young woman, is still alive, and he stares in disbelieving silence as her emaciated, blood-covered body is carried out on a stretcher. Though this is beyond his expectations after seeing the horrors in that filthy back room, Aria Owen’s survival marks Trent for murder. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Mass Persuasion Method
This book explores an entirely new & revolutionary approach to persuading the masses to do your bidding. To become a persuasion powerhouse, start by imagining the human brain as an electrical circuit with 8 psychological switches that all need to be turned on for an effortless YES. 90% of purchasing decisions in the buyer’s mind are the result of someone sparking that circuit into action. The result? People stop scrolling and start drooling because you have tapped into their deepest, darkest desires. Consumers scramble for their credit cards because you have managed to position your products, your ideas and YOURSELF as irresistible. People take to their social media soapboxes on your behalf, telling the world how much they love you. And the best part about this excuse-disarming, desire-cultivating, wallet-opening thing called persuasion is that you don’t have to be a natural at persuasion, to persuade! Free on Kindle.
I Know Your Every Move
Is Sophie being followed? Who is behind the menacing phone calls? One woman is killed every three days due to domestic violence in England and Wales. Thankfully Sophie isn’t one of them. This dark romantic suspense novel tells the story of Sophie Brown, an attractive, vulnerable young girl from Manchester, England. She is trying to build a new life, working as a counsellor in a women’s centre. She receives a number of sinister phone messages and wonders if her past is coming back to haunt her. Sophie forms a close relationship with Cassie, one of her clients and tries to help her escape from the clutches of a violent boyfriend. However, her own life is being turned upside down after a series of disturbing events. She believes she is being followed but the more she delves, the closer she gets to danger.Can she revisit her dark past before it’s too late?If you liked psychological thriller novels like Paula Hawkins’ “The Girl on The Train” then you’ll enjoy this.Buy Diane Ezzard’s exciting and gripping debut psychological suspense thriller now. Free on Kindle.
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Ralphy the Rabbit Finds Himself
Join Ralphy the Rabbit on his journey of self-discovery where he learns what he thought was a flaw in himself is actually something that makes him unique and special. As stated by other readers, if you like great bedtime stories that promote friendship and acceptance, then you’ll love David L Wallace’s debut children’s story Ralphy the Rabbit. $2.99 on Kindle.
Photoshoot Wanted
Jamie is a stunning looking 19 year old student who has just moved to London to start university. He placed a classified ad asking if any men could take some sexy photos of him which he could then use for a Gaydar profile so he could meet men for sexual experiences
In Photoshoot Wanted, Jamie shares with you the responses he had from 19 horny men from different age ranges. These include another young lad who wants to explore his sexuality with Jamie, a mature man wanting to take photos of Jamie having sex with men in a sauna, and a friendly man trying to help Jamie find a job as a barman, go-go dancer, model, masseur, or escort. $0.99 on Kindle.
Skypunch
I’ll be honest; I’ve made some terrible choices in my life. Decisions I knew were wrong, but I made them anyway. My most recent transgression, however, was by far the worst. No, this isn’t the story about how I joined some 12-step program and turned my life around. It’s not even the story about how I won the back the girl. But it is the story of what happened next: when the hands of the clock tattoos on my forearms began to turn. Since then, I’ve done the unbelievable–I’ve shattered the barrier separating time and space; I’ve visited strange worlds and walked in alternate realities; I’ve been to the place where time itself stands still. And I’ve beheld the vastness of the Multiverse, the roof under which countless worlds exist and endless possibilities become reality. My name is Isaac Kent. And this is my story. $0.99 on Kindle.
Killian’s Secret
Lone Wolf Killian is keeping a secret. His family is finally back together after a tragic loss, but he’s living an empty life, and there’s a pain inside him that won’t go away. When he sets his eyes on the woman who broke his wolf and his heart, old wounds are reopened, but he can’t deny the powerful attraction and hold she has on him. The last person Luna wants to see is the man who destroyed her world. When Killian left her holding the bag, she lost her career, her home, and credibility. But, she’s keeping a secret of her own. If Killian found out the truth, he could destroy the fragile life she’s trying to rebuild. A chance encounter brings them together again, and Killian discovers what Luna’s been hiding. While the bitter past puts them at odds, their passion is reignited. He wants her back, but she’s not sure she can trust him with her heart. When a threat puts Luna’s life in danger, Killian will stop at nothing to keep her safe. But, can they put aside old hurts and realize that they’re meant for each other, or will their past actions continue to tear them apart? $0.99 on Kindle.
Be My Bride
I had a decision to made, that would change everything. Could I say ‘I’ do for business? I had one rule in life, don’t fall in love. Now I have fallen for my wife. Life was perfect. I thought I had everything that I wanted. Then something was offered that I hadn’t been able to secure myself. Ronald Gary the best investor in the country had a proposal that I couldn’t refuse. I was to marry his daughter. A woman I had never met. I met her on our wedding day and she was beautiful. Long legs and a curved body called to me from underneath the veil. Once I knew that she was to be mine in all ways, I had to figure out a way to convince her. I was going to be her first. I was going to be the man to make her scream. $0.99 on Kindle.
Mistress Suffragette
Experience the pleasures and perils of the Gilded Age. Sex and the suffrage movement collide in Diana Forbes’s award-winning debut novel, Mistress Suffragette. A young woman without prospects at a ball in Gilded Age Newport, Rhode Island is a target for a certain kind of “suitor.” At the Memorial Day Ball during the Panic of 1893, impoverished but feisty Penelope Stanton quickly draws the unwanted advances of a villainous millionaire banker who preys on distressed women—the incorrigible Mr. Daggers. Better known as the philandering husband of the stunning socialite, Evelyn Daggers, Edgar stalks Penelope. $6.50 on Kindle.
Free: Paleo Diet for Beginners
The Effective Paleo Diet for Beginners – Improve Your Health with Amazing Paleo Recipes: Paleo Desserts, Snacks, Lunches, Smoothies, Breakfast and Dinner. Want to try Paleo but not quite sure what and how to cook? Want to learn more about the Paleo diet? Want to lose fat and stay healthy? The Paleo diet contains all the nutrients your body needs and promotes balance for a more sustainable and energetic lifestyle that is long-lasting and ultimately more effective. The Paleo diet allows you to tailor your eating habits for more specific results and ultimate optimization. Paleo meal planning doesn’t have to be complicated, and you don’t have to be a chef. You can eat some of the most delicious meals you’ve ever cooked at home, and smile knowing that each selection is getting you closer to a better diet, and most importantly, better health!. The Paleo diet plan is complete with tips, strategies, and recipes that will allow you to feel healthy, lose weight and improve your energy level. Free on Kindle.
How My Wife Pretty Much Turned Herself Into A Skinny Bleep Right In Front of My Eyes
This slim volume uses an interview format to detail my wife’s conquest of her unwanted weight. The value of this entertaining book (in addition to it being entertaining) is that it provides clear steps that anyone can take to get skinny. A major insight for me, gained from the interviews, is the mental aspect of getting the job of weight elimination done. $2.99 on Kindle.
Ancestors
Exciting and compelling, Ancestors journeys 40,000 years into our own dark and forgotten past. Nyriaana is an orphan of the Achalaja race. Watched over by her friend and Forbidden half-breed, Juaan, the pair are inseparable. When fate tears everything she held dear apart, Nyriaana must choose between love and loyalty when survival may go against everything she was once taught to believe… $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Accounting for Love
When Stetson inherits his father’s farm, he’s too focused on crops and yields to pay attention to the financial side of things. The next thing he knows, he’s got a stack of unpaid bills, the bank is threatening to foreclose…and the auditor who’s come to examine his accounts is the sexiest thing he’s ever laid eyes on. Free on Kindle.
Free: Mid Life Backpacker
This is the first book, a short novel in the Mid Life Backpacker comedy series. It combines dark humor and pathos, brilliantly. It follows the misadventures of John Dot, a mid life, depressive man as he tries to navigate life, relationships and travel. The book will make you laugh out loud and will also touch you too. Free on Kindle.
The House on Serpent Lake
When her husband inherits his abandoned childhood home on a north woods lake, Lindsay Peterson is delighted–until hints of Bay Rum aftershave awaken memories of a past she never had. A love from another time haunts her sleep. A stirring of air caresses her with a whispered touch. Welcome home. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: My Heart Belongs to Only You
When a Korean War veteran returns home, his battle is far from over. He must deal with the effects of shell shock, and the guilt of surviving when his best friend did not. When God places him right next door to the grieving fiancé of his buddy, they grow closer together in their search for peace. Free on Kindle.
Free: The Nobody Bible: Uncovering the Simple Wisdom in Ordinary Life
-2017 National Indie Excellence Awards Finalist-
-2017 International Book Awards Finalist-
Come along and discover how a guy found ancient keys to a better life right in his ordinary day. On the way, you’ll laugh, explore and transform, and you just may learn to unlock the simple wisdom you already possess!
Let loose your inner seeker. Explore world religion and spirituality. Take a journey with no fame, beliefs or ordination required! Free on Kindle (7/14 to 7/16 only).