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Yo Mamma! Yo Mamma! The Best 150 Yo Mamma Jokes on the Planet
June 8, 2014 By
The ‘S.P.I.R.I.T.’ Method of Massage for Seniors
June 7, 2014 By
Knowing your market is a must. Gain usable insight into the world of seniors, massage and medications, infirmity and identity, facilities and so much more. You can lead the field of tomorrow.
Photofinish
June 7, 2014 By
Photofinish is a suspense novel written in a tight, wide-appeal style for adults. The length is approximately 78,500 words, or 340 pages.
SYNOPSIS and SETUP: Rory Kind I, a wellknown horse-trainer, is killed at night alone at his racetrack stable. His death occurs from a blow to the head, after a charity meet where heavy attendance and betting result in a myriad of suspects. The initial motive seems to be unknown; at first the police think he was kicked accidentally by a horse. But, Rory, his granddaughter, named for him, does not believe that. She begins to search, and uncovers something of both her past and her future as she proves his death was no accident.
Continuance
June 7, 2014 By
Two mysteries set over a century apart – and both connected by the remains of a murdered man found in a pirate’s tunnel in modern-day Savannah. Only one man had the answers – but he took them to his grave…
Dark Bindings
June 6, 2014 By
Claudia never imagined that she would be kidnapped. Especially by her student. Why did he choose her? And how will she escape? This short story features a light bondage theme and a happy ending.
Target For Terror
June 6, 2014 By
“If you leave on your own, you’ll be dead by morning.”
Critical Care Nurse Natalia Sokolova can’t ignore former FBI Agent Sloan Dryer’s dire warning. After the Deputy Prime Minister of Russia dies under her care, her house explodes in front of her eyes and now she’s found her best friends brutally murdered. Ironically, the only bright spot in this nightmare is Sloan’s bad Ukrainian accent and his willingness to protect her.
Sloan is convinced that someone wants to kill Natalia and when he finds a link to her family, he’s not sure who they can trust. As they run for their lives, and from the passion simmering between them, they uncover a terrorist plot that could bring the nation to its knees. Time is running out. Can Sloan and Natalia save their country and their future, before it’s too late?
Breaking the Free Will Illusion for the Betterment of Humankind
June 6, 2014 By
This book displays the logical case against free will and explains why it’s important for humanity to start abandoning the notion that people could have, of their own accord, done otherwise than they did.
Author’s Quick Guide to Editing Your Book
June 6, 2014 By
Do you have an eBook you want to upload to Amazon? Did you know that most readers have a hard time overlooking spelling and grammatical errors? It is very important to find at least one editor to check your manuscript before it is listed on Amazon. Read this book to discover how to find an editor, which editor is needed for your particular book, and so much more.
The Secrets of Casanova
June 5, 2014 By
Loosely based on the life of Jacques Casanova, The Secrets of Casanova is a rich, lush novel of love, sex, family, ambition, intrigue, and adventure. Set in Paris of 1755, Casanova’s luck is fading and his past is shoving up against his present with potentially disastrous consequences. What price must he pay to uncover a treasure of inestimable value? What hearts must he break along the way? Casanova’s will and destiny collide again and again in this riveting historical fiction that brings to light a man of great passion and not a few secrets.
How to Write a Book Without Going Crazy
June 5, 2014 By
For anyone who has ever wanted to write a book but didn’t know how to get started, this book is for you. Filled with wonderful information by author Mike Reuther, a writer who has “been there and done that.” Reuther shares many of the ups and downs of his own writing career.
Next of Sin
June 5, 2014 By
A series of murders dating back to the late 80’s and no one has even joined the dots….until now.
The vital clue has laid dormant, hidden away in a childhood memory – but suddenly that memory has been triggered and it want to be remembered.
When trying to solve the conundrum of a recurring dream, Gaby unleashes a tidal wave of intrigue and emotion which threatens to ruin everything she once called her life.
Knowing the law is not on her side, she must carefully and secretively seek the evidence that will be the undoing of her eminent and credible adversaries. Scared to trust anyone and knowing that those she brings into her confidence will be exposed to the danger, she will have to reosort to unconventional means.
Her quest for truth and justice will cost her her job, her marriage, her family life and very probably her life.
Can she tilt the scales of justice in her favour or do those who hold power always prevail?
A fast moving, engaging mystery that will shock at every twist.
Savior
June 5, 2014 By
A father and son stumble into the secret world of the Santos Muertos, a crime cartel bent on global domination. The son must find his father and keep the secret of the ancient Mayan code underlying the creation of matter in the universe from falling into the wrong hands.
A story of sacrifice and love.
Descendant
June 5, 2014 By
Seventeen-year-old Abigail Johnson is Gifted.
Blessed—or cursed—with Sight and Healing, Abby lives an unsettled life, moving from place to place and staying one step ahead of the darkness that hunts her. When she arrives in Jackson, Wyoming, she is desperate to maintain the illusion of normalcy, but she is plagued with visions of past lives mixed with frightening glimpses of her future. Then she meets Kye, a mysterious boy who seems so achingly familiar that Abby is drawn to him like he’s a missing piece of her own soul.
Before Abby can discover the reason for her feelings toward Kye, the darkness catches up to her and she is forced to flee again. But this time she’s not just running. She is fighting back with Kye at her side, and it’s not just Abby’s life at stake.
How to Buy a House without Going Crazy
June 4, 2014 By
Are you having fun buying a house? The process of searching, finding and purchasing a house can be exciting, fun and incredibly stressful. California real estate broker, Claudia Rose, calls upon her experience as a social worker, counselor and mentor to offer simple tools and techniques to help you reduce stress, confusion and anxiety. Buying a house can be fun and rewarding. How to Buy a House without Going Crazy will show you how.
To the Sea
June 3, 2014 By
Freshly out of college and newly married, twenty-something Kira, is shattered when her husband dies unexpectedly. As grief weighs her down, she discovers the secrets he left behind. While trying to overcome this tragedy, she learns to surf—on a surfboard and the waves in life. She navigates new feelings of lust with Australian hottie Jamie, and the depths of love with soul-surfer Ian, all while discovering her own strength, overcoming loss, and transforming her life.
How to Make the Best Ever Kale Chips
June 3, 2014 By
This is a recipe book for vegan kale chips in a number of varieties and flavors. This book covers everything from shopping to storing extra chips. This step by step guide can make you an expert in making nutritious, delicious Kale Chips!
Shackleton Crater
June 3, 2014 By
One hundred years ago the great age of exploration ended on earth with a heroic failed-mission in Antarctica. That attempt and its amazing conclusion inspired the author to set the story in 2014 on the Moon. This book teaches space survival technique, Apollo history, lunar science, and it brings to life, in a contemporary way, the internal struggles of one man who led a stranded crew.
Master Photo Lighting… Light 101
June 2, 2014 By
Photography is all about “writing with light” – that’s actually the root definition of the word photography. Understanding light in it’s various forms, qualities and quantities – then learning to manipulate it is easier than you may think.
Now with Master Photo Lighting… Light 101, you’ll quickly be writing with light – like a photographic Shakespeare!
To Tell a Tale or Two
June 2, 2014 By
A collection of ten short stories about love, betrayal, family sagas and ghosts. Ideal for fans of women’s fiction, these ten short tales will inspire and surprise you.
The Academy Volume One
June 2, 2014 By
New to The Academy of Magical Arts, Briarlarn Tumbleweed wants to learn the art of a True Healer, but her nerves get the best of her when she’s paired in the sexually dynamic healing class with Uthiel Stoutheart, Paladin of the Realm. Between burning off his eyebrows and overturning a candle on certain exposed male parts, she isn’t making a very good impression. But how can she focus when Uthiel is strong, brave, and touches Briar in a way that leaves her weak in the knees, quivering with pleasure, and begging for more?
Falling in love with the accident-prone but talented Briar was not what Uthiel had planned, but life with the sexy healer is adventurous, hilarious, mind-blowingly stimulating, and clearly his destiny. His soul awakens while taking her to new heights of ecstasy, yet he can’t allow his own pleasure. There’s no getting around it—he must leave The Academy and pursue his quest to right the wrongs done to his people if he can ever hope to find happiness with Briar.
But is their love strong enough to mend the magic so desperately needed to preserve their world, and that touches both their souls with a searing heat?
Don’t sh*t in my toilet
June 2, 2014 By
I just soiled myself. Ha! Got your attention (I think). Get ready for a hilarious adventure with original adult humor that spans the comedy spectrum (sketch, satire, bodily, surreal, observational). It’s funny, interactive, and pokes fun at humanity. Don’t let the title fool you! It’s not just about poop, but there are definitely poop jokes. $1.99 on Kindle.
28-Day Low Carb Menu Planner
June 1, 2014 By
You love the low carb diet. It’s a simple way to lose weight. However, you don’t have the time to plan your meals for the next few weeks. You want an easy-to-follow guide for what to prepare for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
The 28-DAY LOW CARB MENU PLANNER is a complete menu guide you can use for the next 4 weeks. It is a companion guide to the popular EASY LOW CARB RECIPES FROM MY KITCHEN TO YOURS. The recipes for the dinner dishes listed in the planner are found in the original cookbook. However, there are new, delicious recipes in this planner for breakfast and lunch.
A variety of low-carb dishes are provided to make it easier for you to eat right and lose weight. (Note: the planner is not meant for the induction phase of a low carb diet).
Take the stress out of planning your menu for the next month. The 28-DAY LOW CARB MENU PLANNER is a wonderful way to save time and effort. Enjoy flavorful, low carb meals that can be easily prepared. You don’t have to worry anymore about what to cook for the next meal, the next day’s meals or even the next four weeks’ meals!
Get your copy of the 28-DAY LOW CARB MENU PLANNER now!
The Minimalist Prepper
June 1, 2014 By
TEOTWAWKI – The End of the World As We Know It. This acronym is meant to bring chills down your spine. It encompasses any man-made, natural and even supernatural disaster that can bring the end to the pampered lives we’ve led. Goodbye electricity, hot water, sanitation, technology, secured homes. Hello campfire cooking, homesteading, food preservation, hunting, etc. Do I believe it will happen? No. Am I in denial? Maybe, because just the thought of such a world overwhelms with me so much anxiety that I literally want to put a pillow over my head and scream “NO!!!” at the top of my voice.
So why am I prepping? Because I am realistic enough to know that disasters can happen when you least expect them. And when they do come, you have to be at least basically prepared to survive till things go back to normal.
A while ago, for example, Southern California experienced an earthquake of 4.4 magnitude. California experiences, on the average, about 10,000 earthquakes, big and small, every year. This one, though, happened on an early Monday morning and its epicenter was close to Los Angeles. It is very difficult to maintain your equilibrium when the earth is rumbling and your walls are trembling at 6 in the morning.
I thought I was the only one unhinged by the experience. It turns out that it was so unnerving to Los Angelenos that even the city was alarmed and moved to finally do something in terms of earthquake preparedness. The city officials and the entire city have been in denial even after the Northridge quake that caused damages of over $20 Billion. Not anymore.
If an entire city can be so neglectful about its preparations for a disaster, it’s easy to see why so many people are overwhelmed by the idea of prepping that they’d rather not think about it and instead say a little prayer for safety.
This book is about prepping the Zen way. It’s meant for people who don’t necessarily believe that a calamity will strike but would like to prepare in a minimal way, “just in case.”
As an update, another stronger earthquake hit L.A. once again, barely two weeks after the last one. Two quakes in less than a month. What are the odds?
Whatever they are, don’t take any chances. Prepping doesn’t have to be an all-out, full-blown, must-build-my-bunker approach. One step at a time. Slowly, calmly, in harmony with everything else in your life and environment.
War of the Black Tower
June 1, 2014 By
“The War of the Black Tower: Part One of a Dark Epic Fantasy Trilogy” is a swashbuckling epic fantasy adventure. Imagine the reach of J.R.R. Tolkien, the propulsive action of Robert E. Howard and the modern grit of George R. R. Martin, and you’ll have some idea of the thrills awaiting you in “The War of the Black Tower: Part One of a Dark Epic Fantasy Trilogy”.
Baleron is the youngest son of the king of Havensrike, a land eternally at war with the dark empire of Oslog to the south. Ruled by Gilgaroth, the legions of Oslog have continually striven to tear down the works of man and sweep the world in darkness. For eons the dark masses have awaited their lord’s Chosen One, he who will be appointed by Gilgaroth to usher in the next age of shadow.
That time is now. Baleron, though a womanizer and rogue, the black sheep of the royal family one step from being kicked out of the castle, is loyal to the kingdoms of the north and wants only to redeem himself in his father’s eyes. But as Baleron leads his sister Rolenya’s wedding party through the treacherous Aragst Mountains, they’re set upon by the dark powers, and the thralls of Gilgaroth call out to Baleron in worship, calling him the Chosen One.
151 Hilarious Knock, Knock Jokes Ever
June 1, 2014 By
Find yourself laughing with this outrageously humorous book! Learn how to tell kid-friendly knock knock jokes and put a smile on your friend’s face. Learn knock knock jokes for every occasion like parties and formal events. Learn jokes about food, animals, names, cartoon characters and even places.
