Two hours after Dennis proposes, I find him with his you-know-what buried in Tiffany Slater’s hoohah, and he tells me it’s my fault. Because I’m frigid. Sure, I’ve never had an orgasm with him, but come on. Dennis couldn’t find his way down there with a flashlight and a map. Now I’m determined to find my missing O with the help of therapists Benjamin Long and Landon West. But when a bitter rival finds out about our forbidden relationship, everything will come crashing down. $0.99 on Kindle.